Kintsugi Plays Dragon Age 2 (a winner is me!)

thanks! :D

that does makes sense.

 

>Sparrow: Fight a fucKING DRAGON I GUESS

In preparation, I give Sparrow some rad new robes.

Which actually look pretty nice, I think!

(sighs) (Aaron Burr voice) Okay, so we're doing this.



This one isn't also gonna turn into a terrifying but helpful old woman, is it? No? That'd be too much to ask?

Guess not.
The dragon has two main attacks:

Breathing fire...

And flapping its wings to pull people in, doing damage in the process.

Also sometimes it just sort of hovers??

Anyway, it's not super difficult to beat if you don't stand in front of it, especially if you're playing on Casual like I am. :P Keep breathing fire, dragon, we're literally all standing behind you!

PARKOUR

WHAT THE SHIT AM I GONNA DO WITH DRAGON BLACK BILE
I GUESS THEDAS IS PROBABLY STILL ON THE HUMORS THEORY BUT BLACK BILE IS THE ONLY ONE OF THE HUMORS THAT *ISN'T EVEN A REAL SUBSTANCE IN THE HUMAN BODY*
OUR OPTIONS HERE ARE CLOTTED DRAGON BLOOD OR JUST STRAIGHT-UP DRAGON SHIT
>:[ >:[
anyway we got the fang for Solitivus

Hubert: The bone pit isn't dangerous at all!
Sparrow: Ok there's, like, a Skull Pillar, but ok







#kpda2banter #isabela+varric

 

>_?

I think that's it for today, or at least for now.

 

well there you go, then

 

Also "you made them extinct again" (said with some satisfaction) does amuse me. SPARROW HAWKE, REALLY BAD FOR YOUR LOCAL ECOLOGY

 

Apparently one of the few things Isabella and Aveline can get along on: stabbing a dragon in the ass.

 

it is now Year One of A Suspicious Lack of Dragons Age

 

>I don't envy them.

 

>They won't be safe!
Because seriously, bruh, that mine looks like it's breaking all kinds of OHS codes.

 

they won't be safe!

 

>They won't be safe!


his worker's welfare


>Why so generous?




"No thanks" refuses any future related quests, while the three on the right all accept; "I accept" and "I'll do it for the workers" have twisty-path icons, while "As long as I'm paid up front" has a money icon.
>_?

 

> I'll do it for the workers
(and you should pay me up front)

 

I love this name change!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Thanks, Wix :D And you should also thank @LadyNighteyes for often reminding me that I can change it, haha.

>I'll do it for the workers.

 

>Beep boop let's get some dialogue-choice-less sidequests out of the way
First we've giving this tooth-marked pommel to a guardsman who lost it in a fight.

People recognize Aveline! That's cute.


???






Why on Earth are we giving the remains of a dwarf named Arintal to another dwarf named Arintal the Lesser

 

>Go talk to the workers in Lowtown


>:|




They sound suuuper drunk. Jsyk. Also his cheekbone polygon is jutting in an unsettling way.







>_?

 

> The mine's safe now.

 

>The mine's safe now.


Don't be ridiculous. That would never happen.



Icons: peaceful, money, aggressive
>_?

 

> You work for me now.

 

>how about a raise?