Kintsugi Plays Dragon Age 2 (a winner is me!)

>Investigate
>And you are?


>Investigate
>How does this go unnoticed?

Oh, Sparrow. Check ur priv

>Investigate
>The fugitive targets elves?


that's a run-on sentence

Didn't get a good screenshot of the choice options post-asking that, but they're the same, so here is one from earlier. All the options have green squiggly-path icons, aka choice icons, aka "this has to do with what your Hawke does, not how they say it". I should note that we can go back on this.
>_?

 

> The man's a monster
let's set him on fire

 

>the man's a monster

 

>The man's a monster.

I mean, fire, probably more efficient.


^Aveline

>What about you men here?


^angry aveline



Both right-hand options have choice/path icons.
>_?

 

>I'll help you.

 

>All right, I'll help you.



everyone's shadows dramatically displace from their feet (can't see it here but hawke's is doing it too)



[end cutscene]

I've got to go, but when I return we will enter the ominous cave. :D

 

Aveline seems surprisingly chill about us vigilante-executing people. I think it says something when even the captain of the Kirkwall guards has zero faith in Kirkwall law enforcement.

 

Well, I remember this quest.

 

It sure is a quest. Should I give.. trigger warnings?? Or?

Spoiler: spoilery cws

heavy implications of rape and child abuse if I remember correctly (? it's been a while) plus potential assisted suicide

But a) I don't remember the game well b) a lot of fucked up stuff happens in it c) it often doesn't occur to me to warn, so this thread probably shouldn't be considered safe anyways.

 

>Cave time!

isabutt

well this isn't what i expected from a mountain cavern

spiders can fuck right off

spiders 2: electric boogaloo

>:|

okay, at least we got this thing!


I do kind of love the blue mist in the ceiling.

I thought this door was locked, but it might actually have been open? Oh well, I'm exploring the whole thing anyway, I'll come back.

So I opened this chest and spiders attacked me! But at least I have this.. weirdly specifically named pendant?

I mean, it's a NICE pendant.

THIS IS TOO MANY SPIDERS

FUCK YOU SPIDERS

 

wait no I have a better one

 

no radiant historia spiders joke? I'm disappointed ):

 

Why do you think I have multiple spider-related reaction images?

Besides, ours are bigger and meaner than yours anyway. :::PPP

#unless you count the Nightmare #which I don't #because this is the DA2 thread not the DA3 thread

 

#don't talk about the nightmare in front of hawke #she doesn't like it #but your spiders are way scarier than these guys


doors doors doors

What? What are you raiders doing here??

I do love when Hawke just beats the shit out of people with her staff.

Like, BAM

Pigeon where are you going

Isabela still can't open standard chests! I'm bad at this game.

So, back to that other door.


Spiders and corpses and arcane horrors, oh my!

Isabela tries her best...



But, uh, I shouldn't try to do difficult fights and listen to plotty podcasts at the same time.

Gimme a sec. :P

 

Man, lucky for Sparrow her spiders are wusses compared to ours, or she could be at this for a while. :::PPP

 

Don't blame Sparrow for my being distracted by Friends at the Table! It suddenly became Gay Space Dating Sim and I'm emotionssss

 

re: weirdly specifically named pendant

 

Spoiler

plot twist: it's not the moon, it's the Dread Egg's shiny round head

 

LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN.

This time, we go for the Horror first.

When it's iced-over, it can't attack me, which is nice!

arcane horror attack 1: purple clouds of deaaath

arcane horror attack 2: blue hemisphere of deaaath (which also highlights nearby doors blue, apparently)

I feel like whenever I switch to Isabela in combat to take a screenshot, she's doing a rad flip.

Isabela goes down, but I manage to kill the Horror -

and then more fucking spiders spawn, /ugh/.


>:| this should not be this hard