Welcome, Remote Test Subjects! Please ensure a comfortable environment while participating in the Aperture Science Remote Instructional Testing Test. Discomfort is not part of the test. You may take 99999999.... Minutes to prepare a Hot Or Cold Beverage of your choice. Are you ready? Good. An image will appear on your screen, showing you the view of [Test Subject Name Here]. Please study it carefully. When you are ready, type your instructions. To distinguish them from your comments, please preface them with ==>. Subtitles will be provided on screen. Please disregard all other comments or instructions, as they are not part of this test. Beginning test in: 3 . . . 2 . . 1 . [ERROR][ERROR][ERROR][ERROR][ERROR][ERROR][ERROR][ERROR][ERROR][ERROR][ERROR][ERROR]
[ERROR, oNSCREEN INSTURCTIONS FAISDFSGHJLUDFGHJRESADFJIUEJHQVNCdsjnvabiut] Ugh What´s with this fucking Radio? Relaxation vault? Really?
Spoiler: OOC So my laptop keeps eating shit right after I go through the portal. I will have a new computer soon but till then, technocal difficulties.
