OH MY FUCKING LORD THAT'S THE BEST THING I'VE EVER READ there are some great comparisons in there but. but. BUT. (fist butt.) also HER FACE SMELLS? WHAT?
Her pubes are a nest. And there's an orchid in the moss of her pubes. She really needs to make sure nothing's nesting in there, god dammit. That can't be healthy. She needs anti-fungal cream and some trimming scissors at the very least. Everything about this prose is excellent, A+ all around, would laugh again.
no no no i lied my favourite thing is "you are quite beautiful" NO SHIT SHERLOCK WE JUST SPENT TWO PAGES OF UTTERLY RIDICULOUS HYPERBOLE ON HOW FUCKING GORGEOUS THIS WOMAN IS AND THAT IS THE BEST YOU CAN DO SHE IS QUITE BEAUTIFUL
I have made a good decision in bringing this up, only a little sorry for the derail. (BUZZING PUBES, IMAGINE)
Have to admit, I'm tempted to draw Moonsausage with a fist butt once I get home. And maybe the dead fox tongue. That combination of body parts needs to be seen. Anyone have any other requests for Bronwyn inspired body parts?
good Okay, so when I was twelve, a friend of mine on a Neopets fan forum (Neocolours, to be specific) and I would often make fun of terrible Lupe RPs--for those of you who've never been on Neopets, Lupes are a species based on wolves. Very original, I know. Anyway, somehow despite being a couple of idiot preteens (and believe me, twelve-year-old!Acey wrote a lot of horribly embarrassing stuff), we managed to recognize that the roleplays on the Neoboards themselves were hilariously bad, and that the overwrought purple prose about Moonflower traipsing betwixt the ferns on her pads with her ruby orbs fixated 'pon Darkstar or whatever was not helping. And so we did a little experiment, which we called Project Lupe Poop. We'd go into Lupe RP threads on the Neoboards and post lovingly-rendered replies purple enough to put Amethyst to shame. The thing is, these replies were actually detailed depictions of Lupes taking shits. I wish I had them around somewhere, because I don't think I could replicate the sheer brilliance that we dreamed up. Like, they were exceedingly blatant if you knew what was going on, but the prose was SO purple that they became completely indecipherable to anyone not in on the joke...which I think is probably the reason that neither of us ever got our accounts frozen for it, despite the horribly inappropriate material and the fact that we were both dumb enough to use our main accounts. Anyway, that's the story of how I managed to post what amounted to terrible furry scat on Neopets and not get in trouble for it.
...holy shit you're right, that is basically what damara does in canon but with bad japanese instead of wolf rp writing?? what the fuck
Meanwhile when I was that age I was looking up lesbian fanfiction and yuri and writing about my terrible vampire psychic lesbian ocs.
See, I didn't even process that I was into girls until I was 13 and got a crush on a counselor at church camp. ...Her camp name was Rufio. I'm not even making this up, that was actually her nickname, fuck my entire life.
So... I'll be the first to admit my ability to draw hands is on the arse end of bad, but I truly believe this is the highest quality picture I have ever drawn. I've really outdone myself. Look at it. LOOK AT IT.
