Kitchen And Craft Wix Corner (Exciteable Bird, Enter At Own Risk)

Discussion in 'Your Bijou Blogette' started by IvyLB, Oct 11, 2017.

  1. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    Almost the entirety of my phone's memory is taken up by photos of Atish'an Lavellan's face why am I this way
     
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  2. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    I should.... clean it out before i start playing lmao
     
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  3. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

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  4. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

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    my baby girl is so beautiful
     
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  5. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

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    also this is a reaction image for somethign but I have no idea for what
     
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  6. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    ....Why are there miniature cheeses on her eyes?
     
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  7. winterykite

    winterykite Non-newtonian genderfluid

    no cucumbers available?
     
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  8. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    ITS SPA DAY DARLING
    apparently they put cheese on your eyes in Orlesian spas
    (it makes sense, cucumbers wouldn't have been available and I for one am certainly glad that whether they remembered that cucumbers are new world veggies, or just went with this for a joke,
    nEVERMIND I JUTS GOOGLED IT AND APPARENTLY CUCUMBERS ARE MENTIONED IN FUCKING GILGAMESH IT DOESN'T GET MORE OLD WORLD VEGE THAN THAT
    sugar melons too good lord I thought they were nightshades, I thought all nightshades that were edible were from the americas, give me a moment I need to reevaluate my entire life
     
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  9. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    I love cullen rutherford so much and that means I will put him in several severely compromising positions in fanfic in the name of fem-dom and his happiness.
    Someone poke me during the week whether I actually did anything with regards to that
     
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  10. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    Hi why is the entire fucking dragon age fandom fucking wrong?
    (this post is brought to you by people tinhatting about "Warden Propaganda" while simultaneously failing to account for any kind of basic fucking human cognition, and also calling for an Exalted March against Weisshaupt)
     
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  11. TheOwlet

    TheOwlet A feathered pillow filled with salt and science

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    WTH, dragon age fandom.
     
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  12. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    Have the Wardens fucked up repeatedly over the course of three games in ways with horrible consequences and also kept secrets rather than being upfront about what beign recruited means, as well as various other things? yes.
    Is most of that understandable when you approach it as people being stuck in a bad situation, faced with horrible things, probably panicking about a lot of shit because no matter how much plate armor you wear at some point everyone snaps?
    Y E S.
     
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  13. Loq

    Loq AND ANOTHER THING (ABOUT PIGEONS)--

    like, sure, the wardens need fixed, but so does literally every faction in every game except possibly the Jennies, that's kind of Thedas's Thing
     
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  14. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    Gets derailed from writing porn by thinking too hard about what Josephine may be wearing
    I am thinking of going with heavily 14th century catalonian fashions for influence, but slightly changed to better fit with the depicted style she and other Antivan and Orlesian characters wear.
    So... A striped chemise as the undergarment, likely tucked into her breeches. Stays over that in all likelihood? The catalonian striped chemises popular in spain between the 1470s and 1490s had bellsleeves which were often tucked through slashes in the sleeves of gowns to be shown off, but Josephine is shown with puffed sleeves instead. I might go for a compromise and have her wear embroidered and slashed sleeves tied to her stays or a properly slash-sleeved gown/surcoat. the gown should be burgundian. Either heavy silk brocade or velvet. Held closed at the front with a wide leather belt worn just underneath the bust, or, potentially, tailored close to the lines of the wearer's shoulder, bust and waist with a sewn on waistband, laced down at the sides at waist height and held closed with little pearlbuttons down the entire back, potentially also featuring a deep v-neck revealing a lot of the back as well. Though I am thinking the sleeves would still remain seperates that are laced onto a gown.
    Technically a stomacher would be worn to hide the stays but given Orlesian fashions and the ballgown we see for example Morrigan wear, I could see there being instead stays with very opulent embroidery and pearls and beads along the neckline made with a decorative outer fabric layer (think fashion corsets) being cheekily revealed under the gown. Yeah, I think i like that.
    I wish I could justify her wearing a more fantsy-ish, out there kind of get up but Skyhold is too fuckin cold for like silk chemises that are so thin they are see through aside from the embroidery. But I'll keep that one in mind for Josie/Isabela shenanigans.

    For the cullen thing she is definitely wearing a heavier striped chemise, in gold and navy blue (tone matching to King's Willow Weave and Silk Brocade). I think the sleeves with slashes and embroidery are probably tied to her stays in this instance, all of that being made from heavy and lustrous white/gray brocade (Royale Sea Silk) and decorated tastefully with freshwater pearls along the neckline and slashes, with some gold thread embroidery on the neckline of the stays, probably in heavily geometric designs to harken back to the Spanish influences on Antiva and through that the Moorish/Islamic Architecture that had a heavy influence on a period of Spanish and portuguese history. Then her (sleeveless) gown should feature a deep v-neck at the front baring a good bit of the stays and a slightly shallower one leaving the slope of her shoulders and neck bare with pearl buttons closing the back and laces at the sides of her waist to fit with (Fabric should be Silk Brocade or maybe Ring Velvet?) This should likely have lace trim peaking out along the seams, or maybe even fur lining, and the skirt should be open along the front to show off her breeches (Silk Brocade's Royal Blue tone again) and potentially should even have the visible reed casings of the verdugada. Then she wears wool stockings andthe buckled shoes she has in canon probably and some heavy gold jewelry :P
    ......... this is probably way too much thought. still.
     
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  15. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    Josephine probably wears the same weight of fabric the average templar wears as armor and she manages to do it while still walking and sitting daintily, dances, and probably walks more than most warriors do in their armors. Without batting an eyelash. Because she is an indomitable goddess.
     
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  16. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    other really good fabrics for Josephine are:
    Highever Weave:
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    Imperial Vestment Cotton:
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    Dales Loden Wool:
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    Infused Vyrantium Samite:
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  17. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    Concept: I start up Ceridwen's save file and speedrun to Skyhold so I can access the Armor Tinting Station, then buy a shitload of stuff from the Black Emporium for the express purpose of putting together Outfits for her. That would look pretty next to Josephine.
     
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  18. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    Ceridwen should.... hmmmmmm probably have a very distinct color scheme.
    Hm. HMMMMMM
    thinking of going with uh
    Darkened Samite as her main fabric
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    then the secondary one should be Imperial Vestment Cotton
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    Her leather should be Dragon Scales
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    though Halla Leather will do in a pinch I think
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    And then the metal tone should beeeee
    Bloodstone
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  19. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    I own't start on Ceridwen's savefile bc then I won't finish Meraud or DAII and never get to Brejan and Cullen is best boy
    (Have instead Brejan's coloscheme:
    primary cloth Samite
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    secondary cloth Silk
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    Leather Wyvern Scales
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    Metal Obsidian
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  20. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    Meraud continues to slowly chip away at quest things. Not that much main quest before the landsmeet left I think? I need to do urn of sacred ashes still, then Orzammar. Have two companion quests I still need to do (Leli's and alistair's, tho I'm not sure if I'll harden him yet. Sounds likely that i will bc he's annoying meraud a lil bit lmao)
    and then I need to do everything in denerim and stuff.
    After the battle i need to do leliana's song and witch hunt, and awakening.
     
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