Kitchen And Craft Wix Corner (Exciteable Bird, Enter At Own Risk)

Destiny 2 to do list:

• timed: need to finish getting zener through Iron Banner to have the entire outfit from that, i have today/tonight left for grinding, maybe tomorrow night? possibly until tuesday? idk when exactly the week reset is
• also on a time crunch: grind brightdust.... need bright dust... need the vex sparrow.... have like 3 days left for that i think
• also on zener: finish skull rocketlauncher quest
• grind for override frequencies to get the sleeper nodes for the ikelos weapon thing
• maybe... try and finish the eriana's vow catalyst quest lol
• uhhhhhhh start the grind for thorn and lumina on hall lol
• -dabs furiously- on dec. 6th i'm starting forsaken's campaign

 

so. that Season of Dawn Armor, huh

Spoiler: Iri Coral is the only valid shader and I refuse to be sorry about this

 

sexual

 

the last thing you see in crucible
also a better look at the new date night outfit for zener

 

current outfit for my girl, the pauldrons and gauntlets might get changed back when dawning is over but damn i like the greaves....

also i'm being a cryptid........

 

haha never mind i had to be OC shipper trash and also got a *better* shader to use

 

plays an extremely shitty rendition of auld lang syne for the wormgod's caress on the kazoo

 

in much better news two new outfits for my trash lad

 

also in case you were wondering: yes I got lumina on hall. yes it's in character. I'm working on a whole piece of telling where through the power of severe mental issues and trauma related maladaptive coping mechanisms he's so purposeful and in control of how his light flows he can actually feed Rose both towards darkness and towards light and fill it up equally with both, hence why he needs to have rose, lumina, thorn and malfeasance. i will nto take questions or criticisms for this.
also Designated Heal Bitch Gun is fun to play xP
i also like to keep crimson on him. it's an illegal gun the vanguard doesn't know about. there's a knife on it. what's not to love
i tried out the reworked path of the sharpshooter today and while I'm fucking godawful at golden gun as a super still, the new knife throw animation kills me a bit it's so cute and legitemately makes it easier to aim for precision kills and if I'm having a good day i'm not too bad at gathering up the sub-sub-class buff to really crank up the heat on the precision damage fuckery, especially if i get blessing of the sky going too. that'd mean I'd have to get the nighthawk helmet after all when i just rly fell in love with the lucky pants but c'est la vie.

 

my brain has spent since i posted this going ZEST LAVY bc i stumbled across words and this is the funniest thing ever i may name a faux-french character that now
"The bard, zest lavy--"
"actually it's.... pronounced c'est la-vie, it's a very deep stagename"
"You could say they are -chuckles- zesty"
"aight fam you're murdered first"

 

choochoo it's a bandwagon to join

Spoiler: nsfw meme

Spoiler: Zener

1 vers/switch
2 Ons: .... science. Otherwise honest concern is a good way to make them feel tingly and warm.
Offs: getting too controlling about shit, talking about the job.
3 Probably an average amount of time honestly, neither notably long or notably short.
4 The little horns, inside of their mouth, fingers
5 Bring! Them! Research! or weird specimen.
6 They don't need to much anymore these days, also is it really masturbation if your Ghost is involved? almost more like partnered sex then :P
7 floating Them on their back and receiving is generally the safest bet at not running afoul of any physical issues they may have that day.
8 They do not remember and they do not care, virginity is a made up concept, and also like they've been reset 49 times that's like 51 potential virginity losses no one keeps track of all of those :P
9 ironically, just. in a nice plush bed.
10 oh probably, not that they give a shit.
11 Quiet just by virtue of voice machine broke :P
12 Absolutely, if nothing else bc they date poly, who has a Sex Armory.
13 They really like giving too but can't always just bc their body is a trainwreck.
14 Fairly often probably, it's a good way to unwind.
15 Figuring out how to fuck the warmind rasputin, poor thing hasn't had game since the golden age began, clearly he needs an orgy happening on top of his processing core.
16 .... adventurous? Physically improbable?
17 Whatever their partner likes as dick size, bra size inapplicable bc nonbinary robot :P
18 quantum physics. I wish i was joking.
19 pansexual
20 breaking the laws of physics a little, as a treat.
21 Like on top of on of those taken reality rifts probably.
22 forehead! Not necessarily bc it's sexy but bc it makes them feel cherished and loved and all fuzzy inside.
23 That one time they tried to fuck a baseline human and first their legs gave out halfway through and then the poor dude freaked out about being pegged by a blackhole after all and zener didn't get off at all. It was just kind of a lot of 'aw beans'.
24 They probably don't manage it often but when they do it's always great.
25 Not super often while out and about doing stuff but if they get bored, yeah.
26 Mostly just about the parts of themself that don't really work so well anymore bc of physical decay of function that even their ghost can't fix.
27 kinda a gamble, they know they can't drag things out indefinitely bc shit body might decide not to work anymore.
28 Very given to laughing and fond jokes and silliness.
29 Their ghost is literally never uninvolved and since it is also a bit horny about shit, they may look like they're meditating but they're probably riding along to their ghost's sex-adventures. You will never know :P

Spoiler: Aegis

1 Service top! She's vers but that's what she prefers to do.
2 Turn ons: competence, displays of athleticism, generally just obvious excitement about what's going on
Turn offs: people trying to like. Make her more feminine in role and appearance than she is? Like it's hard to explain but she's super not into people who try to conquer her and make her into a sweet little waifish submissive girlfriend type, as opposed to people conquering her like a fellow combatant and shit. if that makes sense.
3 She can get herself off in like record time if need be.
4 center of her chest in the valley between her breasts
5 "Hey, you dtf?" like. literally just. just ask.
6 Not that often! She tends to enjoy feeling her body do lie sports shit, training and crucible matches more as a general activity and her libido is mostly focused around making other people feel good.
7 on her knees giving someone oral. Alternatively, standing up and giving someone oral who she's currently holding up against the wall.
8 In the women's locker room of a fancy tennis club when she was like 16 and human, mostly because she decided she wanted to see what all the fuss was about and her doubles partner was like 'hell yeah you're gorgeous, obviously I'd be down to be eaten out by you'. Mostly Aegis decided it was nice to make others feel good and it's a fun enough activity but it wasn't really like in the romcoms and shit with the sparkles and heart emotions and so on. Her gal pal was like 'aight, if you're down we can repeat this whenever tho'. They were good friends for a long while after still and occassional fuckbuddies until the girl caught feelings and Aegis had to gracefully exit the situation.
9 rooftop during storm
10 She's generally quite careful not to but notably she was caught by the royal guard doing naughty things on Queen Mara Sov's Throne one time and that was about as much teenage rebellion as anyone could ever start. Her Dad had to get her out of jail. It was very embarrassing.
11 Generally not super loud but quite vocally responsive anyways.
12 A couple serviceable ones yes, but mostly she tends to assume any partner she's with will have what they enjoy and just use that. She does end up having a couple dedicated things once the thing with Lyk really properly crystalizes tho, including the ahamkara collar she always wears.
13 she vastly prefes giving.
14 Probably surprisingly often given she's not really invested in having sex herself, it's just, yknow. She's very big and very strong and she will have sex with almost anyone who asks.
15 She doesn't really have one? Mostly spending a full week in Lyk's throne world fuckign her senseless probably, but that's very specific.
16 "Knows What She's Doing"
17 About like a c or d cup, but very firm and muscle-y. She's just built big all around.
18 not much tbh
19 She's on both the aro and ace spectrums, with a libido mostly responding to other people being there and wanting her. Attraction tends to be purely aesthetic or friendly even tho she is p down to fuck almost always unless someone's actively an asshole. The only person she actually seems develop romantic and sexual attraction for after like 5 years together is Lykos Lang and they still mostly get friend married as a joke when drunk, so like.
20 Body worshipping other people and helping them get relaxed and then get them off in long involved massage sessions. Also like. Sexy partnered stretching exercises before training is something she thinks is great fun.
21 Mara Sov's Throne.
22 Her neck and behind her ears.
23 That One Time Someone Tried To Do Bimbofication Roleplay With Her And She Had To Deck Them And Flee Because Oh No Ugh.
24 Probably yeah, though she mostly tends to focus on the other party getting off a whole bunch.
25 Not really at all unless someone else brings it up.
26 Her death scar, between her boobs, mostly.
27 Until her partner taps out or she physically cannot move enough to do anything anymore. And that last one takes a long time.
28 She tends to be pretty suave, but she loves when she can laugh with people.
29 She's actually pretty turned on by electrical currents but she is quite used to that unless an active storm is going on and say, another arc using guardian is sitting on her face she can ignore it.

Spoiler: Hall

1 masochist brat bullying people into doing a bodily harm on him. Tends to mostly go with submissive bottom but he can top. Sometimes.
2 Ons: Electricity, pain in general, fear, gunplay, knifeplay, getting skullfucked, uh... God. Fucking anything gore-y or painful, let's be real here. Anyone even remotely implying they'd allow him to spend 3 hours on his knees eating them out while occassionally getting smacked around for bitching/backtalking. Being tied up, being manhandled, predator/prey chases, getting marked up especially if it's without warning or double checking with him.
Offs: good luck finding a turn off for this horny disaster. Okay that's not true he does get turned off by people clearly being bothered by his shit and his partners being in genuine distress and sensory deprivation either doesn't do anything for him or is a bit distressing depending on the day.
3 He has a really really hard time orgasming. So it can take forever sometimes to the point where he ends up a teary frustrated overstimulated mess.
4 waist and hip and thigh inside the plating seams/the joints, close second to that cluster is his neck cables.
5 Exist as a stormcaller/arcstrider/striker in his general vicinity.
6 He himself doesn't often, when he does he mostly focuses on getting his Ghost off
7 With hsi face shoved into concrete floor/brick walls, getting fucked roughly uwu
8 as a human when he was in the middle of a specops mission and going severely off plan, switching gears to seduction which was like. plan o at best. Most people were a lot more concerned about this than he was.
9 dingy alleyways or at the frontlines in places where you#re just like 'wow thank the traveler guardians can't get tetanus'
10 That's his favorite flirting strategy :P
11 He goes from quite load to utterly silent when his voicebox shorts out, but he tends to mostly be quite loud.
12 He has like. two dildos, one of whcih was a gift from his boyfriend, the other of which he got as a gift for said boyfriend. otherwise only if you reclass all of his weapons as sextoys, which wouldn't be inaccurate.
13 he likes both a good bit, but tends to default to giving oral/receiving penetrative
14 sort of cyclically in like bursts, he tends to refuse to think about sex and then just spend a week straight fucking before he ends up with sort of stable relationships that chill him out a bit.
15 getting electrocuted to death sexily
16 Bullies People Into Injuring Him
17 The only dicks he owns are absurdly big, thank's Al.
18 His lovers generally
19 Bi/Pan with a focus on arc energy first and physically strong people taller than him second, so he tends to mostly fuck men or masculine nonbinary folks but he's not specifically fussed about gender.
20 Be hogtied and gagged and fucked senseless or sexily dismantled and tortured.
21 there's too many to choose, though 'in the hold of his own ship while trying to burn a deadly infection out with literal actual magic fire' probably ranks.
22 he doesn't actully care much about receiving kisses, though he does quite love the toothmark engravings he gave himself bc his boyfriends can't yknow. break "skin" and cause scarring on a robot.
23 When he lost his virginity, mostly bc he had no idea what he was doing and it was p boring all around
24 A handful of times over his lifetime maybe but it's always a huge accomplishment.
25 Very irregularly, generally he doesn't until he can't think of anything else suddenly, but mostly he just deals with that by pointedly sending people naughty videos of him fucking himself with something.
26 He isn't really, his body is one of his own design after all. The only thing he's a bit self-conscious about is his fucky optics. edit: the vex infected leg does him a worry occassionally tho and he is quite self conscious about that
27 He will not stop until his partner(s) tap out.
28 He tends to be very serious during and then snarky and joking after.
29 He still doesn't have genitals until bullied into it, if anyone wants him to have a properly installed dick they will have to knock him out and drag him to get it done. He does have a tongue though. The tongue that robots don't have any use for. No you may not ask questions about that logic.

 

i love full orchestral heroics score bungie but there's just something about vex associated soundtracks and their heavy and menacing industrial dubstep sound that's just so fuckin delicious. It's almost a good thing bungie closed the corridors of time because hoo boy i was sometimes sitting there just for the dope music

 

Oh btw y'all i'd love gentle pokes via discord later this week on if I've kept up with exercising. I really wanna. do the fucking thing, if only doing like 20 light reps of on my back bringing knee to elbow with the weights i have.
I have a balancing pillow to fix bruising on my tailbone from doing stuff on the floor, stools, ankle weights and small baby handweights and I wanna get at least lightly buff
also don't bother to tell me to stretch, i keep horrifying people with my ability to do lotus sit from standing in the process of sitting on the couch without issues so like. Finding any stretch that even does jack fucking shit anymore is. hard.

 

if you like i can attempt to poke before doing my yoga things and we can both try to get some exercise in?

 

ye that sounds nice! just like not today or tomorrow bc i still have classes and i might overdo it

 

o7

I'll do my best to remember from thursday onwards then!

 

aight time to do exercise and then get back into my comp training in destiny2
then maybe do some warframe shit tho i still have no clue how to even progress there bc i am a moron

 

bc all the cool kids are doing it: oc bad takes anti bingo
Integritas: VILE TEMPTER. ABUSER. MANIPULATER. HE TURNED A MOSTLY STRAIGHT MAN GAY WITH HIS FEMMENESS. all who like him are clearly abuse apologists, while a very vocal minority insists he's an uwu sparkle kin icon and Pollux is the actual for realsies abuser. the fact that they on occassion try to out-toxic eachother and both have their share of sad backstory only fuels the discourse fires. Paul is usually forgotten, thruple whomst?
Atish'an: clearly an uwu sad child who gets played as comic relief most of the time and has a lot of incredibly dumb '[CHARACTER]AgainstDDLG' urls on tumblr despite the fact she is known to lean into the ageless tiny androgynous goblin look, has been the one *starting* most agediff/sizediff relationships and is an overall vice riddled genocidal asshole. Would also be relentlessly whitewashed when drawn next to solas who is also an uwu tragic sadboy and there's nothing dysfunctional about their relationship or atish'an's violent reaction to it at all
People would also lose their shit about her character arc with lin and cael, good lord.
Hall-9 would get woobified so hard and i'm already dying just. thinking about that. Yeah sure, having literal sprawling murder plans for all of his friends and comrades is perfectly reasonable actually and not a character flaw at all and actually Matt and Ency and Tes are super mean for being horrified about that. Vibius is also clearly a horrid abuser for taking advantage of sad smol yeehaw bean's codependant tendencies and also size diff. When it becomes clear he's trans people will start drawing him overly feminine despite the fact his robot body is deliberately as alpha macho masculine as he could make it. Maggie and Al's relationship to him would be whitewashed and fixed to be more heteronormative and presentable. His relationship to all the other arc users would get deleted from the collective fanon. Electroshock kink who?
Zener-49 would get crucified immediately for being femme and mentally unstable and still powerful and capable and kind of an asshole about a lot of shit.
Aegis would be written as aloof stonebutch because she's big and strong and we refuse to acknowledge the way she's giggly, incredibly affectionate and mostly fake-distinguished. People would draw her in tuxes a lot which is good, but blatant erasure of the fact she's a tasteless idiot. People would likely die in the trenches of 'aro/ace means no dating ever' vs 'stOP ERASING THAT SHE'S A LESBIAN' vs 'actually she's heterosexual bc her ghost is male' vs 'uM ACTUALLY XYSTON/AEGIS IS SUPER PROBLEMATIC' (she's (mostly) aro/ace, married to lykos lang but will sleep with almost anyone who asks bc she enjoys sex as an activity)
A good chunk of the fandom would declare liking her Problematic (tm) because she's big and strong and acts like a princess-and-military-general, so clearly she is an Oppressor. What kind of oppressor? yes.

 

...... well that wasn't meant to be posted with a subaccount but okay

 

that's some tasty discourse