Kitchen And Craft Wix Corner (Exciteable Bird, Enter At Own Risk)

[vibrates] WELL IN THAT CASE

 

[local ivy has escaped containment. I repeat. ivy has escaped containment and is en route to the nearest plant nursery. Do not panic, just hand over your saplings as asked and nobody gets hurt]

 

lkjhgfdsdfgh
it really do be like that
anyways i've put myself on the mailing list to be notified when diospyros lotus is back in stock at this one place. once it is i will also buy a prunus mume from them bc fuck it. jsut. just fuck it whatever, i want it, it's so pretty, i'm generally good with rose-relatives

 

im late but i don’t even have proper growlamps, i straight up use shop lights and my plants love it

 

drags this in here

 

*rides in on it*

Tell Me About ihop Aulus

 

your bloodmagic hawke. that one. the one whose name i've forgotten

 

horty, any (or perhaps all) versions

 

Atish'an

 

Spoiler: long

1. What's their favorite beverage?
wine Tea, actually, specifically how Servius tends to drink it because he thinks being a vulture is cute
2. What's their favorite flavor? (salty/sweet/etc)
salty. wink wink. nudge nudge. (in all actuality sweet like sunripened grapes and strawberries, or honey, not like refined sugar)
3. What's their favorite food?
cum wine grapes. Just grapes.
4. Which meal (or dessert or snacks) do they look forward to most?
None of them honestly he's got a pretty horrible relationship to food.
5. Do they have a food or flavor they absolutely hate?
He's instinctually pissed off at anything too bougie and kind of dislikes sour tastes.
6. Can they tolerate spice?
He's got at least a middling spice tolerance and a competitive streak.
7. What is their favorite animal?
He likes pretty much all animals but he has a soft spot for cats, especially objectively kind of ugly ones
8. What do they wear to bed?
A collar and nothing else
9. What position do they sleep in?
Bullying his husband into the corner of the bed until servius almost falls out On his side usually
10. Early bird or night owl?
Yes and no? He will stay up for so long he probably violates the geneva convention, then wake up at 5am on the dot
11. Are they a heavy sleeper or do they wake up easily?
He wakes up pretty easy but pretends he is a heavy sleeper
12. It's a rainy day; what will they do while cooped up inside?
implying that rain actually stops him. He will just do whatever he intended to do anyways and catch a cold
13. Do they have a favorite scent or smell?
Servius' aftershave, which is classic 4711 eau de cologne
14. What do they smell like? Do they wear perfume/cologne?
He smells like servius' aftershave because he steals it :P
15. Baths or showers?
Showers for day to day functioning, baths for selfcare
16. How good are they at cooking?
astonishingly fucking horrible
17. What's their favorite time of year and why?
Summer because he can be even sluttier than usual with less risk of pneumonia
18. Do they have a favorite holiday?
Valentine's actually!
19. Do they prefer buying or receiving gifts?
He will gift people so fucking much you don't even know. He's absolutely horrible at receiving gifts but he will gift people at the slightest provocation
20. How tall are they, and how do they feel about their height?
He's on the tall side actually! He just acts like he's short because it makes most of the jackasses he used to date less insecure.
21. Can they play any instruments?
He can strum a few basic chords on a guitar maybe???
22. Do they have a nice singing voice?
Passably average, not particularly noteworthy in either direction but clearly never saw any training
23. Do they talk to themself?
Only very rarely
24. Do they enjoy music? What kind?
He enjoys pretty much all music and keeps a wide and eclectic library to curate playlists for his various jobs.
25. Do they make friends easily?
He is great at giving people the impression they're friends without himself opening up
26. Surprise birthday party! How do they react?
If it's a lowkey affair it's fine, any of the usual surprise party things would leave him in abject misery because he doesn't handle being startled nearly as well as he pretends to
27. What is their favorite flower, if they have one?
Roses
28. How do they feel about wearing jewelry?
He wears SO fucking much jewelry. So much.
29. If they wear jewelry, what's their favorite piece?
Servius gave him cufflinks once and he treasures them immensely, wears them to any formal or even semi formal occassion
30. Fashion forward or fashion disaster?
fashion forward, definitely
31. What kind of underwear do they wear?
none lol
32. Do they wear makeup? What kind?
usually like extremely subtle makeup that just enhances his bonestructure, but he can go all out and does love a bit of eerie goth-esque makeup
33. Do they paint their nails?
Only on his days off
34. Do they cut their hair often or let it grow out?
His hair hasn't been cut since he left the military
35. Do they know how to whistle?
Yes!
36. Do they know how to braid hair?
Also definitely yes
37. Are they scared of being out in nature?
Not at all
38. Have they ever thought they were about to die?
Oh often
39. How do they handle being sick?
Hide it until he can't hide it anymore, then be melodramatically pointedly miserable
40. Are they afraid of blood?
Definitely not.
41. How do they earn money?
[looks at list of jobs he's worked] Service Sector work.
42. Are they satisfied with their occupation, or do they long to do something else?
He would like to graduate and become a for realsies therapist, but he wouldn't be upset being a shift manager at a cursed ihop forever
43. How creative are they?
Depends on what for. In bed? yes. At work? probably? When it comes to telling his catholic mother about how his work week went? mindbogglingly creative excuses and weaselwords.
44. Do they know how to draw? How skilled are they?
He can like passably draw a map ut otherwise? nah
45. What do they carry around with them during the day?
Phone, keys, non-fiction book he's reading, chapstick, cigarettes, lighter, comb, extra hair ties, bandaids, chewing gum, earbuds, granola bar, pocket knife
46. Do they have a sweet tooth?
yeah but only for fresh fruit
47. Haute cuisine or cheap eats?
cheap eats unless someone invites him
48. Do they know how to swim?
yes
49. Do they have any scars? How did they get them?
several, some from the military, some from kink stuff that he probably shouldn't have agreed to do.
50. What kind of handwriting do they have?
he's studying to be a therapist, if he had good handwriting before they're training him out of it now.

 

ETA: her name is sylvia ftr

Spoiler: long

1. What's their favorite beverage?
shitty fereldan aleeeee
2. What's their favorite flavor? (salty/sweet/etc)
bitter
3. What's their favorite food?
whatever merrill cooks, which is probably not that good, otherwise she likes shitty tavern food a lot
4. Which meal (or dessert or snacks) do they look forward to most?
breakfast! she frontloads on calories!
5. Do they have a food or flavor they absolutely hate?
She doesn't actually like sweet food much it's too cloying for her
6. Can they tolerate spice?
just enough to be insufferably about it
7. What is their favorite animal?
DOGS
8. What do they wear to bed?
just the underlayers of whatever she wore during the day
9. What position do they sleep in?
face smothered in a nice pair of tits, otherwise starfished
10. Early bird or night owl?
night owl
11. Are they a heavy sleeper or do they wake up easily?
heavy sleeper. Her siblings used to hate that
12. It's a rainy day; what will they do while cooped up inside?
running schemes, possibly concocting something horrible in the kitchen, maybe magic experiments
13. Do they have a favorite scent or smell?
elfroot
14. What do they smell like? Do they wear perfume/cologne?
she mostly smells like smoke and rust
15. Baths or showers?
baths
16. How good are they at cooking?
absolutely terrible, on purpose
17. What's their favorite time of year and why?
winter, because kirkwall gets unbearably hot in summer
18. Do they have a favorite holiday?
satinalia
19. Do they prefer buying or receiving gifts?
receiving, but she usually plans gifts really well to the point of being a bit stalkerish about it
20. How tall are they, and how do they feel about their height?
She's a bit taller than average which she feels she is owed by the world
21. Can they play any instruments?
just a tiny bit of lute, but it's pretty bad
22. Do they have a nice singing voice?
like a swarm of crows and seagulls combined. The enthusiasm is there, but it's probably not good.
23. Do they talk to themself?
all the fucking time. She talks o herself so much
24. Do they enjoy music? What kind?
She likes any good drinking song or sea shanty
25. Do they make friends easily?
like any hawke, she excells at nothing more than making friends.
26. Surprise birthday party! How do they react?
She knew all along, but she plays along for fun
27. What is their favorite flower, if they have one?
deathroot flowers
28. How do they feel about wearing jewelry?
she wears all manner of jewelry and half of it is stolen off of corpses
29. If they wear jewelry, what's their favorite piece?
probably the promise ring she exchanged with merrill
30. Fashion forward or fashion disaster?
certified disaster
31. What kind of underwear do they wear?
she desperately wants to not wear any but her tits would hurt too much so she has to at least wear a chemise and bodice
32. Do they wear makeup? What kind?
dark lipstick and eyeliner
33. Do they paint their nails?
no but they're mysteriously red anyways
34. Do they cut their hair often or let it grow out?
she cuts it into shape a lot
35. Do they know how to whistle?
yes!
36. Do they know how to braid hair?
only since meeting merrill
37. Are they scared of being out in nature?
nope, nature can't hurt her worse than templars can
38. Have they ever thought they were about to die?
she probably should think that more often, given the kind of shit she gets into
39. How do they handle being sick?
Deny deny deny
40. Are they afraid of blood?
LMAO no
41. How do they earn money?
by being a goddamn hero
42. Are they satisfied with their occupation, or do they long to do something else?
honestly she would kind of enjoy having a normal job but that's never going to happen
43. How creative are they?
worryingly creative
44. Do they know how to draw? How skilled are they?
she can draw quite nicely but she never will where anyone but her wife can catch her
45. What do they carry around with them during the day?
staff, purse, mana draught, knife, another knife, the cutscene knife, tankard, map
46. Do they have a sweet tooth?
nope
47. Haute cuisine or cheap eats?
she never really got on with fancy food. she much prefers the really bad kind of tavern meals
48. Do they know how to swim?
yes!
49. Do they have any scars? How did they get them?
a shitton of them and most of them self inflicted to some degree, but there's a couple nasty burn scars she got from tangling with a dragon
50. What kind of handwriting do they have?
just barely legible overly loopy scrawl

 

im gonna do the rest tomorrow after riding!!!

 

giv me..... brejan

 

I'll answer this for canon Faustian Bargain version but it's true to some degree for most versions

Spoiler: long

1. What's their favorite beverage?
Birch Water! The fresher the better. Both because his mother's tree was a birch and because Vivien introduced him to it as a beverage.
2. What's their favorite flavor? (salty/sweet/etc)
Salty!
3. What's their favorite food?
worryingly raw meat for someone who is entirely human
4. Which meal (or dessert or snacks) do they look forward to most?
Whichever the last meal of the day is because it means he can retire to his private chambers and send everyone away
5. Do they have a food or flavor they absolutely hate?
W I N E
6. Can they tolerate spice?
Yes! Mostly Allium and Mustard type spice though, not chilli.
7. What is their favorite animal?
Rabbits
8. What do they wear to bed?
A very loose robe
9. What position do they sleep in?
Side, clutching a bag of pine needles and juniper berries under his pillow
10. Early bird or night owl?
Early bird unless injured or ill
11. Are they a heavy sleeper or do they wake up easily?
He wakes up very easy. Too many assassination attempts
12. It's a rainy day; what will they do while cooped up inside?
Propagate his juniper grove, mess with some other coniferous trees and play dice
13. Do they have a favorite scent or smell?
Any wood type scent, and rose
14. What do they smell like? Do they wear perfume/cologne?
He always smells faintly coniferous and a little like blood and meat
15. Baths or showers?
BATHS
16. How good are they at cooking?
Honestly not particularly good, but learning
17. What's their favorite time of year and why?
Spring when he can see if his seeds have sprouted
18. Do they have a favorite holiday?
He hates holidays in general, but his partners' birthdays probably count
19. Do they prefer buying or receiving gifts?
he likes giving gifts more. Receiving gifts is... politically dicier
20. How tall are they, and how do they feel about their height?
Perfectly fucking average height for a cis man and he's got no opinion whatsoever
21. Can they play any instruments?
He can play the lute a little and is passable at various types of flutes
22. Do they have a nice singing voice?
Just trained enough he won't embarrass himself but not particularly remarkable
23. Do they talk to themself?
He does. A lot.
24. Do they enjoy music? What kind?
He honestly doesn't really have an opinion on it. His favorite musics are funeral songs and the play he had commissioned in his mother's honor
25. Do they make friends easily?
Gods no. He fucking sucks at making friends because he distrusts half of them and comes on too strong for most he doesn't distrust.
26. Surprise birthday party! How do they react?
Bold of you to assume you can surprise the Heir Apparent. Also whoever organized it may find themselves swiftly assassinated within the week
27. What is their favorite flower, if they have one?
Hydrangeas and Juniper branches
28. How do they feel about wearing jewelry?
He wears a fuckton of jewelry
29. If they wear jewelry, what's their favorite piece?
The ring he made out of his mother's dead tree :)
30. Fashion forward or fashion disaster?
Fashion Forward, forcibly. Even if he was a complete disaster the court would follow him to hell anyways
31. What kind of underwear do they wear?
It's fantasy ancient rome. Take a guess.
32. Do they wear makeup? What kind?
very minimal tasteful amount of kohl
33. Do they paint their nails?
nope
34. Do they cut their hair often or let it grow out?
He lets his hair grow most of the time
35. Do they know how to whistle?
yes!
36. Do they know how to braid hair?
yep!
37. Are they scared of being out in nature?
not necessarily, unless he's alone and it is night
38. Have they ever thought they were about to die?
-looks at his mother, laughs nervously- yeah
39. How do they handle being sick?
Pretty fucking poorly! Not because he's a drama queen but because he will just try and do shit anyways until he faints
40. Are they afraid of blood?
definitely not
41. How do they earn money?
Feudal monarchy baybeeeeee, later by selling little trinkets carved from wood
42. Are they satisfied with their occupation, or do they long to do something else?
he kind of hated being emperor but he's not exactly satisfied being a wood carver or carpenter or anything like that. He likes growing things a lot though and he's more at peace than he ever was at court
43. How creative are they?
Pretty! Sometimes in bad ways!
44. Do they know how to draw? How skilled are they?
He can draw Just Well Enough To Not Be Embarrassingly Bad
45. What do they carry around with them during the day?
Knife, coinpurse, wineskin, seed pouch to collect propagation material, spear, cup
46. Do they have a sweet tooth?
not particularly
47. Haute cuisine or cheap eats?
by habit haute cuisine, but he doesn't mind cheap eats
48. Do they know how to swim?
yes
49. Do they have any scars? How did they get them?
burn scars on his forehead, throat, and wrists, from when he was deposed and exiled
50. What kind of handwriting do they have?
Very pretty and elegant, but somewhat soulless seeming

 

Spoiler: long

1. What's their favorite beverage?
Elven Ale styles, but she is surprisingly good at bullshitting her way through snobby wine occassions
2. What's their favorite flavor? (salty/sweet/etc)
SPICY
3. What's their favorite food?
she has a big soft spot for tavern food and vashoth cooking, so her big secret favorite is that one hellishly spicy stew a vashoth tavern owner in the marches does that blows her sinuses clean to the fade and back
4. Which meal (or dessert or snacks) do they look forward to most?
literally any meal is good because it means there's FOOD
5. Do they have a food or flavor they absolutely hate?
she kind of hates orlesian fancy food but she'll still eat it lmao
6. Can they tolerate spice?
oh hell yes she can
7. What is their favorite animal?
wolves. unsurprisingly
8. What do they wear to bed?
depending on version, TTRPG: full armor, we undress when we bathe or fuck or never, Inquisition canon: a loose tunic and leggings
9. What position do they sleep in?
Curled into a tiny cat like ball
10. Early bird or night owl?
Night owl
11. Are they a heavy sleeper or do they wake up easily?
she wakes up easily, because you know. trauma.
12. It's a rainy day; what will they do while cooped up inside?
scrawl mad magical theories on her entire parchment allowance, then probably start a fight with someone
13. Do they have a favorite scent or smell?
she's surprisingly fond of the smell of saffron
14. What do they smell like? Do they wear perfume/cologne?
She smells like burnt hair and rage most of the time. She does not consider perfume or cologne to be a sensible investment
15. Baths or showers?
brief dunks in whatever lake is closest
16. How good are they at cooking?
she can cook! when she pays attention it's even pretty decent. Mostly it's keeping her alive what counts so it's usually not fancy or artful but it's definitely edible
17. What's their favorite time of year and why?
Autumn. Less accidental fires started, pretty leaves
18. Do they have a favorite holiday?
She doesn't really care about holidays
19. Do they prefer buying or receiving gifts?
She likes either tbh. She's decent at getting people gifts, most of the time.
20. How tall are they, and how do they feel about their height?
She's a little over 5 feet and pissing mad about it, especially since she found out the ancient elvhen tended taller and modern thedosian elves being short is stress and starvation related
21. Can they play any instruments?
Not one fucking bit
22. Do they have a nice singing voice?
It kind of sounds like a smoked magpie, which is charming in its own weird way
23. Do they talk to themself?
Sometimes, though usually only when she's REALLY alone
24. Do they enjoy music? What kind?
She likes the bawdiest most awful soldier and tavern songs. the dirtier the better.
25. Do they make friends easily?
She's pretty good at it! She has a pretty captivating forceful personality and has a lot of friends among the mercs and lowlives of thedas.
26. Surprise birthday party! How do they react?
Bafflement. Who found out her birthday? Once it's been ascertained it's not a weird assassination attempt she's all for it though
27. What is their favorite flower, if they have one?
She likes any yellow or gold flowers well enough
28. How do they feel about wearing jewelry?
She wears a couple pieces. She's kind of into looking gaudy and ostentatious so she likes it well enough
29. If they wear jewelry, what's their favorite piece?
probably her gold septum piercing or one of her earrings
30. Fashion forward or fashion disaster?
firmly disaster but she's convinced she is fashion forward
31. What kind of underwear do they wear?
none. well. untrue. She wears some padded underthings for safety
32. Do they wear makeup? What kind?
absolutely none whatsoever unless you call smudged ash and singe
33. Do they paint their nails?
nope
34. Do they cut their hair often or let it grow out?
every so often she remembers to hack it back but she can barely keep the curls controlled with a comb OR scissors so honestly. no hope.
35. Do they know how to whistle?
yes!
36. Do they know how to braid hair?
well. she can braid her own. badly. to keep it out of her face. but that's it
37. Are they scared of being out in nature?
she sure would be fucked if she was. No she's quite comfortable.
38. Have they ever thought they were about to die?
Oh plenty of times
39. How do they handle being sick?
Terribly. Either she's so sick she becomes a croaking ball of misery or she hides it until she IS a croaking ball of misery
40. Are they afraid of blood?
no-- well, sometimes depending on context it can make her full blown ptsd triggered, but no most of the time she's fine with blood
41. How do they earn money?
Being a merc, or a religious leader against her will
42. Are they satisfied with their occupation, or do they long to do something else?
She's honestly fine with the merc part, the religious leader bit pisses her off unless she can use it for activism
43. How creative are they?
she can be creatively cruel, but mostly she's pretty straight forward and not very artistic
44. Do they know how to draw? How skilled are they?
She can draw bad stick figures and maps
45. What do they carry around with them during the day?
Staff, knife, several secret snack pouches, waterskin and the latest installment of the randy dowager quarterly
46. Do they have a sweet tooth?
not rrrreally but food is food
47. Haute cuisine or cheap eats?
C H E A P
48. Do they know how to swim?
yes!
49. Do they have any scars? How did they get them?
She has a massive scar on her left cheek where a templar mace caught her when she was a kid and burning Wycome down
50. What kind of handwriting do they have?
the kind of scrawly but clumsy that comes from lack of practice

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1. What's their favorite beverage?
Dandelion wine with sweet balm tea as a close second
2. What's their favorite flavor? (salty/sweet/etc)
bitter actually, and thank fuck for that huh
3. What's their favorite food?
halla milk cheese
4. Which meal (or dessert or snacks) do they look forward to most?
breakfast! It's usually the meal she can most easily eat a good bit of
5. Do they have a food or flavor they absolutely hate?
she kind of dislikes particular acidic flavors because they remind her too much of the bile-sour phantom taste that comes from being over exhausted
6. Can they tolerate spice?
Not particularly, but she's not super sensitive to it unless her stomach is being delicate that day
7. What is their favorite animal?
halla!
8. What do they wear to bed?
a ginormously voluminous nightgown and robe to keep her warm
9. What position do they sleep in?
On her back, almost still as a corpse, unless she is sharing the bed with someone warm in which case she barnacles on immediately
10. Early bird or night owl?
early bird!
11. Are they a heavy sleeper or do they wake up easily?
She sleeps really really heavy
12. It's a rainy day; what will they do while cooped up inside?
read a book of magical theorems or teach a class
13. Do they have a favorite scent or smell?
she likes the scent of fresh snow on herbs
14. What do they smell like? Do they wear perfume/cologne?
she smells like parchment, ice and ozone as well as a dizzying medley of herbal medicinal scents. none of this is a perfume
15. Baths or showers?
long baths with medicinal herb tinctures
16. How good are they at cooking?
She is pretty decent! She often cooked for her Clan and when people let her at skyhold or the compound she still does a good bit of cooking
17. What's their favorite time of year and why?
She likes spring for the flowers and summer for the warmth and steady weather.
18. Do they have a favorite holiday?
She quite likes a lot of the pomp of the big chantry holidays and she probably forcibly instituted a holiday to remember ameridan's sacrifice and she enjoys that one.
19. Do they prefer buying or receiving gifts?
She vastly prefers giving gifts, she's a bit awkward about receiving them
20. How tall are they, and how do they feel about their height?
She's a bit taller than most elves but not by much, and she honestly doesn't really care. If only her human husband weren't just SO much taller than her and andy though, it would make the childbirth bit easier....
21. Can they play any instruments?
Not really, though there's halla horn flutes she's not terrible with making sound on. But she's never formally learned.
22. Do they have a nice singing voice?
She sings nicely! Really good at leading the chant!
23. Do they talk to themself?
Not particularly often.
24. Do they enjoy music? What kind?
She likes the chant best but she also has a soft spot for elvhen lullabies.
25. Do they make friends easily?
She's pretty good at making friends, being a generally warm and open person, even if she's a bit shy.
26. Surprise birthday party! How do they react?
Well, if by some miracle her health doesn't ruin it, she's probably embarrassed and awkward but happy
27. What is their favorite flower, if they have one?
she likes gentian, but also most flowering herbs like crystal grace
28. How do they feel about wearing jewelry?
She's okay with it, though she doesn't wear much beyond sentimental pieces
29. If they wear jewelry, what's their favorite piece?
whatever the first gifts from either of her husbands were
30. Fashion forward or fashion disaster?
Solidly inoffensive when it comes to fashions. Not daring. Mostly she just exudes 'i'm cold all the time' energy
31. What kind of underwear do they wear?
a solid bodice to keep her ample tits in check, and a chemise under that and warm socks
32. Do they wear makeup? What kind?
Just the slightest bit of blush and lip tint if there's an Occassion (tm) otherwise none
33. Do they paint their nails?
nope
34. Do they cut their hair often or let it grow out?
She used to have it really really long but it triggered her husband's ptsd so she cut it off all at once in a mix of panic and guilt and now she's keeping it about shoulder length-ish
35. Do they know how to whistle?
Only very barely, which would have made her a bad halla keeper had she not gotten magic
36. Do they know how to braid hair?
yes! she's really good at it too, with all the kids running around
37. Are they scared of being out in nature?
not really, since she grew up dalish
38. Have they ever thought they were about to die?
Oh plenty of times :P not jsut for danger reasons, she's had health scares too
39. How do they handle being sick?
HIDE HIDE HIDE until she collapses. Assuming it's worse than baseline chronic illness which is hard to hide
40. Are they afraid of blood?
Not anymore........ since becoming inqusitor she was quite firmly cured of that squeamishness
41. How do they earn money?
charity work and homesteading :)
42. Are they satisfied with their occupation, or do they long to do something else?
She's so glad she's no longer the inquisitor
43. How creative are they?
Pretty okay at telling stories, otherwise not really
44. Do they know how to draw? How skilled are they?
She can draw maps and maybe passably draw some nature motifs
45. What do they carry around with them during the day?
Herbal tea mix, coin purse, staff, extra gloves, extra coat, tincture for pain, a balm for small injuries and scrapes, bandages, water skin, a nice wooden cup, comb
46. Do they have a sweet tooth?
Not really? Sometimes but mostly she doesn't care much for sweets
47. Haute cuisine or cheap eats?
she's fine with both, but cheap eats tend to be more predictable and easier on her
48. Do they know how to swim?
yes but she's not good at it
49. Do they have any scars? How did they get them?
She has a gruesome looking one on her face from a dragon's tail flicking her aside, and a couple bad ones from the war against corypheus
50. What kind of handwriting do they have?
Beautiful and precise, a monk's manuscript calligraphy

 

Not to be like deep throating my own cock or anything but like I can't believe I, a person who hasn't finished DS3 Road Of Sacrifices yet and played no other Soulsborne FromSoft titles understand soulsborne better than half the community
It's about human connection and community building in the face of adversity and love dammit

 

Also like I can't believe no one told me sorcery is this busted I was told magic fucking sucks ass in DS3 and that only pure melee builds are valid ages ago and i'm here like I'VE BEEN PLAYING ON HARD MODE? THE ENTIRE TIME? I'VE BEEN DENYING MYSELF THE PLAYSTYLE THAT IS NATURAL FOR WHAT???

 

(current build is scythe right hand, staff or whip left hand, sorcery and lighter-ish armor, planning to go into a medium-ish armor build with the Immolation Tinder + whip and diversifying into at least pyromancy, maybe some miracles for heals and shit. If I end up getting DLC at some point i want the Whip from Ashes of Ariandel boss soul transposition)

 

i can't believe i am becoming the kind of person to become fully and entirely obsessed with dark souls 3 specifically. im just. i love it so much? i genuinely cannot even explain how good it feels to legitemately have a game go 'no you can do better' in such a way.

 

Medium armor was a lie btw, Hortensius wasn't being gender enough so I'm putting him in dresses until this breaks my spine and I will not take criticism for this