Laugh at your garbage brain

Discussion in 'Braaaaiiiinnnns...' started by Newlyread, Jan 9, 2017.

  1. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    So I decided that my hellbrain is now an obnoxious and deeply hypocritical PTA/soccer mom named Linda. (Originally her name was Helen, but I have an OC named Hellen so that was too confusing.)

    Brain telling me I'm bad for being gay (or bad for dating a bi girl)? "Shut up, Linda, stop fucking trying to shut down the GSA."
    Brain telling me I'm bad for being white? "Linda, you do realize that "diversifying the student body" and "kicking out all the white students" are very different things, right?"
    Brain telling me I'm stupid? "Fuck you, Linda, your kids are only on the honor roll because they cheated in all their classes."

    It's helping a lot.
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  2. Inkblot


    I do the same thing XD Except I call mine Son. For some reason.
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  3. Lazarae

    Lazarae The tide pod of art

    My asshole brain voice is Cindy because I don't know any Cindys and I associate it with the kind of bitchy sniping mean-girl.
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  4. shmeed

    shmeed plant me

    My bad brain is a pack of otherwordly goblins sitting on my shoulders cackling mischeviously and tell me all the Worst Possible Outcomes
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  5. Deresto

    Deresto Foolish Mortal

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  6. Lambda

    Lambda everything happens so much

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  7. Alska

    Alska Well-Known Member

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  8. wixbloom

    wixbloom artcute

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  9. Maya

    Maya smug_anime_girl.jpg

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  10. Mala

    Mala Well-Known Member

    in other silly wtf Mala's anxietybrain stories, i just remembered this post

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  11. Salted Earth


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  12. swirlingflight

    swirlingflight inane analysis and story spinning is my passion


    Does this really have that much white edge
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  13. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    I should name my garbage brain parts. Maybe design an OC for each thing I worry about.
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  14. swirlingflight

    swirlingflight inane analysis and story spinning is my passion


    wait one sec
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  15. swirlingflight

    swirlingflight inane analysis and story spinning is my passion

    now featuring the ability to actually read it on either color scheme
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  16. Newlyread

    Newlyread Killer Queen

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  17. Lambda

    Lambda everything happens so much


    minimalist, maybe, but still very accurate.
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  18. Carrickfergus

    Carrickfergus abstractor of the quintessence

    "Hey, so it looks like you've been having a really good week with BIGgie!"


    "BIGgie, the Body Image Gnome! He's been so enthusiastic about the style you've been rocking lately!"

    "OH! Yeah, thanks! I was actually just about to throw on that look with the form-fitting shirt and the hat with all the pins and stuff on it and--"

    [sharp intake of breath, like a reverse hiss] "Ohhhh dear. That's what I came to chat with you about. I'm sorry, but BIGgie has had a... slight alteration of opinion. I'm afraid you're going to find that now you look like some kind of water balloon sculpture whose proportions were designed by a vengeful political cartoonist."


    "I'm sorry, there's nothing we can do. Best of luck."

    [Communications are terminated; there remains only the empty static of the unfeeling void left by customer service representatives with bad news, and the distant, metallic laughter--or is it roaring?--of a spirit of fickle blessings and chaotic whims.]
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  19. swirlingflight

    swirlingflight inane analysis and story spinning is my passion

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  20. leo

    leo Well-Known Member

    my brain, whenever i think things can't get any worse

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