Laugh at your garbage brain

me, trying to get a grip on anything at all

 

* social interaction *

my brain:

 

i have felt a clinically significant amount of distress over the thought that my dog could be a human trapped in a dog's body and she hates me and feels like she has to pretend to like me

 

I have felt a clinically significant amount of distress over the fact that some people think taylor ham is called pork roll

 

big mood

 

can clinically significant amounts of distress become the spicy new meme

 

secondary big mood

 

@Birdy
Big Yes

 

brain: :SCREAMING AT OWN ASS FOR A FEW HOURS:
people: :friendly banter:
me: :breathes:
people: :friendly banter continues:
brain: EVERYTHING'S GONE PEAR SHAPED, YO-

brain pls. ... pls brain. i'll give u candy or some other delightful bribery sometime soon.

 

that brand-name appreciation

 

i am not alone

 

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man i love this "ehhhh think about it" bad idea meme

eta I FORGOT THE JOKE PART, edited it back in

 

this was somebody's art project to "illustrate a nonphysical word."

The word chosen was regret, and man oh man, that cringing clawing of trying to take words back suits.

 

"it will totally inspire me to reach new heights this time. it won't backfire horribly."