Laugh at your garbage brain

If I didn't like the spider so much I'd steal that for a new icon

 

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#relatable

 

this is probably not as funny as i think it is but right now it feels hilarious

Spoiler: i did comic

 

same tho omfg

 

me: i will never make a contract with a demon because i'm not interested in wealth or power

demon: i can take this illness away from you

me: HAIL SATAN

 

Big Mood

 

Me: *eating a meal that includes a food I used to not like but now do*

Brain: yuck, scrape that off

Me: no??? we like that now?

Brain: YUCK. SCRAPE OFF.

Me: oh my god no, look, that's not a thing anymore, look [eats big bite of offending food]

Brain: ...MOAR OF WHATEVER THAT WAS! also scrape that yuck off

Me: They're? the same??? thing???¿??

 

idk where else to put this but I found a Good image today lads


souce

 

I like that the autismspeaks figure's crouch imitates the shape of the puzzle piece. I'm gonna think of that from now on.

 

spoilering this because yeah

Spoiler: tw suicidal ideation

 

me @ my brain sometimes


my anxiety @ me



eta: double posting because fuck the police (and also no one cares). also are these images an okay size? i'm always on mobile and I'm on a computer for once and I have no frame of reference :P

 

just me, constantly.

 

(a few more two days later just for posterity)

me @ my brain:

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also me:

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slightly mean but highly accurate

 

*everyone leaves the house for more than an hour without me knowing where they went*

My brain: dead theyre all dead something terrible happened theyve been killed youre all alone now theyre DEAD

*everyone leaves the house but tells me where theyre going first so i dont panic*

My brain: why are they telling you this, its suspicious they must be lying theyre gonna leave you forever

Me: PLEASE CHILL FOR LIKE ONE SECOND, FUCK