Laugh at your garbage brain

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I like that they took the time to give the one cat-pill a visible asshole. That really brings the whole piece together.

 

Is it really a cat if you can't see it's asshole? Because most cats will just put it directly in your face.

 

bad joke time:

what's the difference between a physicist at the edge of a cliff and a physicist who's jumped over a cliff?

the physicist at the edge of the cliff still has potential.

the joke.

 

lawful anxious:
-extreme overachiever
-"if I'm not perfect I'm throwing away my future"
-caffeine makes it worse, they mainline coffee anyway

neutral anxious:
-so afraid of messing up
-painfully shy
-"if I avoid the thing maybe I'll stop being anxious about it"

chaotic anxious:
-snaps at people when stressed
-convinced everyone secretly hates them
-"fuck, I bet they're talking about me right now"

lawful both
-wants so badly to do better but doesn't have the energy
-their brain, banging pots and pans: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FU
-"If I can just try harder, then I'll feel better"

neutral both
-internal monologue consists entirely of screaming
-what's a sleep schedule
-"I really need to do this thing but I feel like I'll fail so I'll just sit around feeling shitty and conflicted"

chaotic both
-alternates clinging to and pushing away their friends
-feels like everyone hates them, and that they deserve it
-"oh god, I just know everyone's life would be so much better if I was dead"

lawful depressed
-thinks they're evil because they argued with their mom that one time
-seems fine until they collapse
-"I just need to tough it out"

neutral depressed
-either sleeps all day or not at all
-has not felt a human emotion in 31415 days
-"wait shit did I eat today? whatever"

chaotic depressed
-self destruction central
-cries for hours (sometimes from sadness and sometimes from frustration)
-"everything is terrible and nothing matters especially me"

im chaotic depressed

 

chaotic both

 

neutral both right here

 

Lawful both

 

Lawful both

 

neutral anxious or chaotic both

 

lawful both

 

ugh, neutral both

 

neutral both, yeeeep

 

My college and post college years were the long, slow slide from lawful both to chaotic both.

 

Lawful both and in fact fit the descriptions for lawful anxious and lawful depressed to the t.

 

I alternate between all three of the neutrals, tbh

 

lawful and/or neutral both, though, technically, i'm only diagnosed with anxiety

so relatable

and neutral anxious

also relatable but a bit less relatable