Laugh at your garbage brain

Discussion in 'Braaaaiiiinnnns...' started by Newlyread, Jan 9, 2017.

  1. Salted Earth


    all of the chaotic alignments are me
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  2. Minitiate

    Minitiate Delicious

    neutral anxious, used to be lawful/neutral both
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  3. a tiny mushroom

    a tiny mushroom the tiniest

    lawful both lmao
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  4. hyrax

    hyrax we'll ride 'till the planets collide

    lawful both on a day to day basis, though i've definitely been neutral depressed and chaotic depressed in the past.
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  5. Charlie

    Charlie I got no strings to hold me down

    chaotic anxious, chaotic both, but all of them are relatable tbqh
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  6. Corvus

    Corvus old fashioned hurgusburgus

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  7. Saro

    Saro Where is wizard hut

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  8. unknownanonymous

    unknownanonymous i am inimitable, i am an original|18+

    this is literally how my brain gets about practically every creative endeavour i do

    yes, both of them

    and sometimes, the anxious russell/david tennant half of me manages to stop it entirely
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  9. Secret Squirrel

    Secret Squirrel certainly something

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  10. unknownanonymous

    unknownanonymous i am inimitable, i am an original|18+

    the specific way church says "die" here

    i don't know why but it feels really relatable and really repeatable

    like... if i'm feeling upset or embarrassed or something...

    *church voice* die

    sometimes literally happens in my head

    'cause just... the way he says it, man, the way he fucking says it...

    it speaks to me in a way i just can't describe
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  11. Secret Squirrel

    Secret Squirrel certainly something

    IMG_7162.JPG g McFuckin poy
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  12. Birdy

    Birdy so long

    my brain: enjoy this fantasy where you turned out to be an ice skating prodigy or something
    me: mm nice
    my brain: this fantasy ends with you overdosed on painkillers and dying in a bathroom at a competition in a foreign country. also you never met your boyfriend. also no one loves you.
    me: wow even in daydreams? thanks
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  13. kmoss

    kmoss whoops

    intrusive thoughts: hey those blackberries look nice
    me: ...ok
    intrusive thoughts: look at all those thorns. what if you just grabbed the vines
    me: yeah ok, and imagine how obnoxious it would be to pick out all the thorns, you fucking idiot
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  14. Lazarae

    Lazarae The tide pod of art

    Saturday at my cousin's wedding I was holding


    in my mind so I could ward off the stupidest intrusive thoughts like "DRINK THE SALSA"

    Usually it's my brain going I HAVE TO DIG and me going "how bout no" but the image was MIGHTY enough to keep me from doing stupid shit so ha
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  15. wixbloom

    wixbloom artcute

    i feel personally attacked
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  16. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    -Gets triggered badly by brainfuck, sees that today is the anniversary of Mount Vesuvius burying Pompei-
    "I´m celebrating!"
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  17. Birdy

    Birdy so long

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  18. Lerxst

    Lerxst salty parabola

    so we have a new laser engraver at work. It is out of the box and in position--where the old laser engraver used to be. The old one is now behind me. The new one is not yet operational. The old one is.

    My brain is apparently not sure how to deal with the whole concept of "there's a laser engraver where the laser engraver is supposed to be but we can't use it"

    Things I have done more than once today:

    • send job to old laser, put piece in new laser
    • run job in old laser, hear beep when it's done, open up new laser, get confused when new laser is empty
    • send job to old laser, put piece in old laser, have to walk away to answer phone or talk to customer before I can push "go," come back, push "go" on new laser, spend 0.0002 seconds wondering why nothing happens
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  19. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

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  20. unknownanonymous

    unknownanonymous i am inimitable, i am an original|18+

    me, sometimes
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