Anyone enjoy wtffanfiction, badfic-quotes, babb-chronicles, or similar? What are your favourites? (If sharing, can you put NSFW ones behind a thread for the sake of underage or at-work readers?) Me, it's been ten years and I still die laughing every time I remember the one which, three chapters into a perfectly normal fic in a fandom with no magic, suddenly dropped "then he shot a beam from his paw which the rat teleported away from".
Not fanfic but I still die every time I think of "It was night, so no one would notice a man with two arms."
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot has not been updated in seven years but I will treasure "sort of a dour unsanitary puppy or something" in my heart forever.
"Jetstorm and his brothers are turning 12. When they start middle school Jetstorm's depression gets worse just as some bots from his past meet up with him again" what past?? you're literally 12 and also a giant robot with no concept of human age or "middle school" BUT ANYWAY
i found a tumblr that does images that go with cruddy or outlandish fanfic quotes. here are some of my faves: Spoiler: actually a fb rp, but a classic nonetheless Spoiler: txt for above sephiroth: *fly's down looking at u* so your tails modern tails: Yeah. sephiroth: *takes out my sword* im here to kill u before anything happens to tobi uchiha being attacked again modern tails: What are you talking about? sephiroth: dont lie tails because i saw maka talking to u about this war modern tails: Oh yes, the war. sephiroth: *aims sword at u* now then since u know what im talking about i guess this is where you die tails modern tails: *Pulls out my sword* I don't think so. sephiroth: *the one angel wing comes out my back* we will see about that modern tails: Bring it on. sephiroth: *fly's behind u in fast speed then cuts your back and sends u to the air* this should be fun *brings out fire storms to hurt you from above* modern tails: *Stabs you and kicks you to the ground* sephiroth: *grabs your sword before hurting me then slams your body to a building breaking your arm* is that all u got modern tails: *lightning comes out of my arms* sephiroth: *holds up my sword then brings out meteor showers to attack u from above* modern tails: *Blows up the meteors with lightning* sephiroth: *cuts both of your arms off from behind then stabs your chest hanging u up* it's over tails u lost modern tails: *It's a hologram* Spoiler: warning! here lies a rapid flashing gif! Spoiler: fanfic quote from above “Knuckles, put on some dramatic music!” Knuckles put on “Its my life” by Linkin Park. Yoshi shot the monster 150million times. Spoiler: a masterpiece of a crossover Spoiler: fanfic quote from above Fred Durst screamed as the song kicked into high gear, the crowd and Captain America going nuts, their energy aiding Goku
