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oh, hey, interesting thing from my dash:

 

Neat!

 

Hornineß

 

did anyone else notice Callie's giant white snake tongue because that thing is pretty rad

 

Roxy sure did.

 

:U am i remembering wrong or something? I didn't think it was a surprise, didn't she stick her tongue out around the time of the big reveal on what she looked like and it was p long?

 

Yeah, she stuck her tongue out when she went outside to look at the sun and was examining the artifacts. It wasn't as long as the snapchat picture, but it was pretty long.

 

I like how she seems to be attempting to strangle her steak with it

 

That's a steak? I thought it was spaghetti which made more sense.

 

Nah, it's steak. Steak knife Roxy picked up after, blood on it and the plate, the other half of the steak is there as well.

 

don't cherubs eat only raw meat and candy? and special stardust and actual stars I guess.

 

because I'm trash, aside from the Hamsteak costumes my animals in my village are wearing, I just designed my first path so I can tribute Derse. :Crossposties from New Leaf thread bc Homestuck junk:

 

that makes the fact that caliborn is apparently 20 all the more fuckin hilarious

 

smug noises

 

REGARDLESS: im glad that her age has been cleared up so i dont have to be on the borderline of an anxiety attack whenever it pops up on my dash untagged

 

so is it canon now that Calliope will never actually grow up, since she didn't predominate naturally over her brother? IS SHE GOING TO BE TINY AND ADORABLE FOREVER?!

 

...actually she's probably unique among all other cherubs because of that. I do kinda hope she learns shapeshifting though, for cosplay purposes.

 

when's the next homestuck anniversary coming up since it appears to be updating on them? the closest one i can think of is rose/dave/dirk/roxy's birthdays.

 

That's the soonest one I'm aware of but I'm very bad at remembering the ones that aren't 4/13.