I am incorporating them using SCPs or SCP-like objects into my demonstuck AU now, I think, because....the demonstuck AU, well. the demon side of things is SUPPOSED to be fucked up for all involved. demon!Equius was probably GIVEN that weapon by their 'queen' and forced to use it. it hurts like hell, but....he can't deny that it can get the job done when he needs to use it. Nepeta's getting something that allows her to morph her hands and feet into claws. painful and grotesque and it has lasting side effects on her physical form, but damn, she is a KILLING MACHINE with that thing. Rose's SCP-like item....is going to be wands. she can't use them without a grimdark effect coming over her and it's awful for her, but it gives her a serious edge. ....basically, my demonstuck AU is my chance to use as many twisted ideas as possible. :)
okay. wait. I need help. I need to make Equius's thing, like fit the idea of what demons do in this more they do kill people, but they're also supposed to out-and-out torment/torture them Rose's wands allow her to make people see and hear her, as well as other visions that will attack the person, and also let her cause physical harm. Nepeta's claws allow physical harm of all sorts. I can't figure out what to do with Equius's. the only thing I can figure is 'death causing' but that's not enough--demons aren't supposed to just KILL the people. unless maybe it's like his finishing move.
oooooooh yessss and there could be DIFFERENT POISONS YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS like maybe one of the poisons will make the person really ill but another will just cause a TON of physical pain and another will make them essentially have the equivalent of a nightmarishly bad trip. fuck yes
oh my god because it's demons and demon hunters I'm just picturing "I was a hunter once. then I took an arrow to the knee."
TROLL EMILIE AUTUMN!!! she is so good..... also I don't know if trolls can grow facial hair but I mean...we've never seen it, but I also don't think it's ever been said they CAN'T, necessarily? that said my tactic for 'trolls cannot do this' tends to be 'okay but this troll is mutated so that they CAN' cause I mean trolls also, canonically, cannot fly. unless they're mutated :3c
None of the troll doll-makers have accounted for facial hair >:( Guess I'd have to draw it on the old-fashioned way. Also Troll Emilie Autumn is totally appearing in my Dead Dove fic as part of La Resistance on Derse, especially if I do decide to run it like Alternia. Okay, hell yes, this is being a side-story. I think she's a Sylph of Heart; she uses her power and creativity to heal her self. Pratchett I don't know about. Maybe a Waste of Rage according to this headcanon.
How do we get Pratchett down to six letters? Pracet with c as in cello? My friend suggested Tereep Rachet, I like that one.
I'm leaning towards the Tereep Rachet one (or Pteryp Rachet?) because it's funnier, but that works too and I'm not sure funny is what I want in the context of the fic I intend to use it in. Hm.
I also have to steal a concept from Simon R Green's Nightside series and involve the Maryams with the Little Sisters of the Immaculate Chainsaw.
Spoiler: i might be late to the party about the new book print GUYS THE BOOKS ARE UP FOR PREORDER ON AMAZON
On the topic of celeb trolls, since Neil Gaiman fits the 4/6 pattern I'm thinking of not making him a troll. But he's married to a troll because Amanda Palmer is 6/6.
