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Discussion in 'Fan Town' started by Wiwaxia, Apr 12, 2015.

  1. Gyro Zeppeli

    Gyro Zeppeli Pseudo Anti Cult Leader

    Imo its the fact that seeing a humanoid (trolloid?) person with no horns, fangs, claws, or grey skin would look to them as like, idk, a really really deformed person.
     
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  2. Gyro Zeppeli

    Gyro Zeppeli Pseudo Anti Cult Leader

    Like if we saw an otherwise humanoid alien with no nose, three fingers on each hand, and a mouth full of toothless gums, we’d probably be a little unnerved.
     
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  3. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Random thought; Cronus aimed for Danny Zuko and hit Orin Scrivello.
     
  4. Silver Sheep

    Silver Sheep IIIIIIIIIIIIIII

    The adults are fighting something, and I don't know what that could be if not aliens, and the kids just... don't get much information about adult life. Elephants but there's no such thing as zoos and you can't go to Africa (yet) and nobody who does go to Africa ever comes back, but if you do happen to be super curious about elephants it's not a huge deal because you know that once you turn 18 you will get (have) to go to Africa and you can find out about them then.

    Plenty of room for fanfic to make shit up! itsfreerealestate.gif

    Is cannibalism canon? Grubs aren't wigglers.
     
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  5. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Baby trolls do get referred to as grubs in the Friendsims, and would you really put it past Alternia?
     
  6. Gyro Zeppeli

    Gyro Zeppeli Pseudo Anti Cult Leader

    I don’t they ever canonically say it, but I wouldn’t be surprised if like, some highbloods go full Melniboné and eat people while they listen to like, a piano made of individual trolls being poked with spears.
     
  7. Gyro Zeppeli

    Gyro Zeppeli Pseudo Anti Cult Leader

    Grubsauce at least is specifically made of “plump extraterrestial larva”
     
  8. KarrinBlue

    KarrinBlue Magical Girl Intern

    technically any larvae would be extraterrestrial, right? now if they were extralteranian...
     
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  9. Bunny

    Bunny aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    Question, are jadebloods allowed to stay on planet their whole lives?

    Edit: a word
     
  10. KarrinBlue

    KarrinBlue Magical Girl Intern

    Not only allowed, I think they're expected to.
     
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  11. artistformerlyknownasdave

    artistformerlyknownasdave revenge of ricky schrödinger

    in friendsim, it says that bronya (a jadeblood) was going to request the same battle station as her ex girlfriend when ascension happened, which implies that jadebloods leave the planet same as everyone else

    but i hate that so i have disregarded it x3
    i much prefer “jadebloods stay on planet in the baby hell caves”
     
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  12. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    It doesn't really make sense to have only child jades looking after the literal only source of reproduction on the entire planet. Would you trust that to kids, especially if you have the same level of contempt for children that Alternian culture seems to? Personally I'm thinking they can go off-planet if their higher-blooded quadrants want them to; that would make more sense, since then they're available for pailing season. If only jades could breed with other jades because they were the only ones near each other at breeding time, that'd possibly screw up the jade genepool, and if Karkat is right about the cultural focus on Troll Serendipity there'd be allowances made for that. I'm thinking only higher-blooded quadrants get to make that request though, would make sense if the lows are shit outta luck.
     
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  13. chaoticArbiter

    chaoticArbiter literally Eevee

    wait, where/when did we learn that about Bronya? was it Friendsim? which one?
    god I am so behind
     
  14. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Elwurd's.
     
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  15. chaoticArbiter

    chaoticArbiter literally Eevee

    aw dang it that is one of the ones I haven't played or seen yet
    curse my lack of computer during a time when I actually have $20 to spare and could therefore definitely afford more Friendsim
     
  16. Gyro Zeppeli

    Gyro Zeppeli Pseudo Anti Cult Leader

    Aren’t like, all of the buckets eventually mixed into an “incestuous slurry”? I wasn’t aware they segregate it by caste.
     
  17. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Yeah, but it's mentioned that it matters how strong the original pairing's feelings were, for some reason (something something hormone production handwave) so presumably the genes start bonding in the first bucket before being mixed into the main slurry.
     
  18. Gyro Zeppeli

    Gyro Zeppeli Pseudo Anti Cult Leader

    I kinda figured it was less bonding in the bucket and more that Strong Red/Black relationships produce dominant genes individually, which then get added into the slurry
     
  19. Gyro Zeppeli

    Gyro Zeppeli Pseudo Anti Cult Leader

    As in like, a troll who is in a strong Red relationship will just produce more dominant genes in their genetic material, irrespective of their partner.
     
  20. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Either way, it's better for them if they have a wider range of potential partners to pick someone with high compatibility.
     
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