I kind of want to say "strawberries" for Jade and Jane? But I don't really have any basis for that, beyond it being one of the more common food allergies once you wander out of the Most Common ones. I'd suspect lactose intolerance, for the Derse kids. For my own headcanons: once they get to the new universe, Rose and Dirk work on a therapist-bot because ye gods everyone needs some therapy and they sure as heck can't therapize themselves.
dave is Really Into vulture culture and on earth c he keeps gloves and bags in his sylladex to collect any Specimens he finds while out and about. he keeps a colony of dermestid beetles for Bone Cleanin’ and preserved a fair number of his wet specimen collection himself. jade has a dog tail. i know she’s never seen with one but in my heart she has one. she deserves it. karkat is a good cook. belligerently shoving food at people like “IF I HAVE TO WATCH YOU EAT COLD BEANS OUT OF A CAN ONE MORE TIME I WILL VOMIT OUT OF PURE INCANDESCENT RAGE AND CHOKE TO DEATH ON MY OWN BILE.” but he actually meticulously keeps track of who likes what and who’s allergic to what and so on because he likes to take care of people.
jane, forever bitter she can't make strawberry shortcake. also nobody can convince me that the derse kids lactose intolerance would also not result in them saying "Yeet" and drinking a milkshake at Least once despite knowing it'll fucking almost murder them to varying degrees. (Dirk doubly so, esp if his is even more severe). goes up there with the eating a butterfingers and stabbing yourself with an epipen right afterwards.
he claims he has names for every single beetle and even if he doesn't he'll bullshit hundreds of them on the spot without batting an eye
kanaya had an entire box of absolutely fucking awful sewing projects from when she was younger in her hive but she couldn't bear to get rid of them and also would rather die than let anyone ever see them so Into The Box With You
Dirk, living entirely off 400 year old MREs, orange soda, all the gulls he can hunt, and whatever he can glean from the ocean, loses his fucking mind the first time he eats fresh produce. And probably every time after.
She promises herself that she'll take them to pieces and remake them, but that'd require taking them out of the box where someone might see them.
Please can someone help? I need a funny troll misattribution for Ariel's song from The Tempest and I can't think of anything.
http://homestuckpolyswap.tumblr.com/post/183650065268/schedule-and-planning we're getting off to an early start on setup this year (thank fuck I would die otherwise)
something is almost guaranteed to happen, yes. the official homestuck twitter posted this morning the “dawn of the final day” meme (with the smash logo faintly in the bg??), and multiple members of the dev team have been both obviously excited and/or hyping. vfromhomestuck’s been doing a daily countdown for nearly a month now (although they ended it a day early to make a bts joke), and they, aysha farah, and james roach have all made statements implying the epilogue is coming soon (both james and aysha casually saying that they’ve seen it, etc). v also suggested we should all have been rereading hs. hussie normally doesn’t hype this much unless it’s a joke, so i’m a little wary! but when asked if they were fucking with us, v said “it seems you believe i am a total moron” so. something is almost definitely coming tomorrow, and it’s been heavily implied to be the epilogue.
Anyone who knows (vfromhomestuck, James roach, etc) isn’t telling. We just gotta wait. Edit- beat me to it, said it better. I for one am not betting on the epilogue.
happy ten years in homestuck hell my fellow dudes, dudettes, and gentlepersons. we did it. we climbed the entire mountain decade. Spoiler: Lorge Image
happy 413! VIZ announced the epilogue early on accident, vfromhomestuck says there was a timezone error and there’s a couple of hours left
