Let us tell you about Homestuck

oooooh i was wondering why i couldn't find anything after seeing that

 

are we getting upd8 culture back for however long the epilogue is think thonk

 

considering fucking homestuck oracle (i think) posted god, god i hope so

 

DAWN OF THE FIRST DAY

-??? HOURS REMAIN-

 

it's so bizarre to read canon homestuck in prose format

 

according to v all of the tags are actually in the story

>bimboficiation

WHO'S READY FOR HOMOSUCK PART 2

 

So we must have the debate now:
meat or candy?

 

I want both because I'm a greedy bitch who mixes and matches between continuities for my own personal amusement.

 

candied meat

 

this is the bardquest finale that we've hoped for all along

 

i can't believe they're going to still release it gradually

edits: meat is objectively healthier than candy

also, can we talk about how john has no hesitation about considering taking raw meat

 

god i can't wait to see how Barack Obama, gerrymandering, and Hussie's foot fetish play into the exciting conclusion of 2007's greatest piece of literature

 

Spoiler: upd8 spoilers

ceescedasticity on tumblr speculates that there’s gonna be both a meat epilogue and a candy epilogue, since the candy represents his decision to stay and the meat represents his decision to go. i like that theory.

also i kind of thought he was going to wrap a piece of candy in a slice of meat and eat that

 

reading through all of the tags is... interesting.

 

not looking forward to the "lol, trans people" aspect of the story after the transphobic pile of garbage that hiveswap turned out to be hmm lol hope that's not literal

 

inb4 gender transition tag is literally just young calliope and caliborn

*technically* whenever they switch they are transitioning between genders...

:galaxybrain:

 

teehee, we don't know what trans people are, its not like we made a harsh deconstruction of all the flaws of the trans-male community in another property

 

i didn't play hiveswap so *shrug*