Let us tell you about Homestuck

Discussion in 'Fan Town' started by Wiwaxia, Apr 12, 2015.

  1. Aondeug

    Aondeug Cringe Annoying Ass Female Lobster

    You like that but you have no idea what kind of hellstorm is coming.
     
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  2. chaoticArbiter

    chaoticArbiter literally Eevee

    .....do another Buddhist analysis of Homestuck and then link me to it or post it here or something
     
  3. Aondeug

    Aondeug Cringe Annoying Ass Female Lobster

    I will have to think about what in particular to write about. Probably something on dreamghosts and petta definitely. Anyway...I did a "Things that make me think about Buddhism in Homestuck" week years ago on tumblr. Here it is I guess. To tide you over for the Buddhistuckening.

    Traffic Cone Orange Sun Sari
    3 in the Morning (I Can't Get Out Of This Cycle Remix)
    I warned you bro. I told you about romance.
    Karma: The Fakey Fake Sort, Like Fairies
    Vision Eightfold, the Divinest of Eyes
    Shit Let's Be Noself
    Samsaran Jungle

    This was all written in 2012 so a lot of it is dated. Especially where my understanding of Buddhism is concerned! Still if you're interested in this sort of thing I thought I may as well share the old shit. Which I will probably burn!
     
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  4. Aondeug

    Aondeug Cringe Annoying Ass Female Lobster

    OH MY GOD THIS IS ALL SO AWFUL.
     
    • It's called a greek chorus.
    • I have a funny feeling you wrote this. Also what the hell, a Tyrian helmsman? I'm sorry, they'd be dead before they ever got enslaved.
    • At some point hopefully this week I shall re-watch Act 7, write out what happened in detail, figure out what questions I have and post it all on metablah.tumblr.com
    • I have been entertaining myself while breezing through the beginning of codeacademy's HTML & CSS course by making my example pics that one shocked Karkat and linking them to Act 7.
     
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  5. Silvereye

    Silvereye 89 White Paladin Traverses The Cosmos

    I have never heard that epithet for Hussie before, but of course, it's perfect.

    I have a theory! But it's a bit rain-on-parade-y, so I'll put it under a cut.

    Basically: consider Game Over and its immediate aftermath. The grim logic of plot has inevitably spiralled down into bleak, unescapable ending. This is it, everyone is dead, nothing can change it. But surely this cannot be the end. This is Homestuck. Homestuck does not do brutal hopelessness. It has to be changed. Except there is nothing that can change it.

    But wait! There are John's juju powers that are not understood and can therefore made to do anything! Including taking the story and yanking it, contrary to several established rules. So now we have new story (storylet?). Its main distinguishing points are: 1) everyone not dead, 2) Davekat, 3) Strider heart-to-heart. Everyone else is kind of bland. Plot points are dropped like they were hot. But. It is a happy ending.

    You're thinking what I'm thinking, right?

    It's fix-it fanfic.

    Game Over was the ending, everything after was fanfic. Homestuck canonized its own fanfic.

    Also, after this there is no one alpha timeline any more. Game Over was the narrative end, but by explicitly making the fanficy retcon timeline part of the actual epic, it is... legitimized? So Game Over is true, but the retcon is also true. They're all dead, but they all also won. Schrödinger's Homestuck.

    (Bonus: Game Over and its immediate aftermath was the last commonly accepted part of Homestuck, I think. A lot of people feel that in the retcon timeline characters were bland and a lot of plot got dropped, but I think everyone accepted Game Over, even if they were traumatized. And what do we say to fanfic we don't agree with? Meh, don't agree, is what we say.

    Double bonus: it was right there in the title. Game Over.)
     
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  6. Aondeug

    Aondeug Cringe Annoying Ass Female Lobster

    oh no i want to write fic about these shitheads being reborn

    Especially Aranea. Urgh. I'd have to think of what she'd become and what not. URGH.
     
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  7. Wiwaxia

    Wiwaxia problematic taxon

    So given that the music for Act 7 is the overture from Symphony Impossible to Play and that the animation itself starts with Calliope dramatically raising her baton, this quote from Rose's introduction just got a hell of a lot more meta.

     
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  8. Erica

    Erica occasionally vaguely like a person

    Oh my god. That's- oh my god I think I'm having feelings
     
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  9. Aondeug

    Aondeug Cringe Annoying Ass Female Lobster

    TIME TO CRY AGAIN.
     
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  10. Arxon

    Arxon Well-Known Member

    Theory: The true ending for Homestuck is on scrolls hidden deep within the new Smuppets, necessitating that we as a fandom buy every single one to collect the pieces
     
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  11. Aondeug

    Aondeug Cringe Annoying Ass Female Lobster

    I am not burrowing fuckdeep into puppet ass. I am sorry, Hussie.
     
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  12. Arxon

    Arxon Well-Known Member

    But seriously I am terribly curious about the smuppets. Like. Can they......do you.....????????
     
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  13. Aondeug

    Aondeug Cringe Annoying Ass Female Lobster

    The first thing I thought of when I saw the ad is how much I like to fuck pillows and that ass cleft sooooooooo
     
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  14. Lerxst

    Lerxst salty parabola

    Code:
    TG: the true ending is now in a nest of shitty swords and soft puppet ass
    TG: please advise
     
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  15. winterykite

    winterykite Non-newtonian genderfluid

    probably.
    with determination.

    wait, wrong fandom.
     
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  16. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    anything is possible if you try hard and believe in yourself
     
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  17. Aondeug

    Aondeug Cringe Annoying Ass Female Lobster

    Wait you said "try hard" not "are hard". Whoops. Read the directions wrong.
     
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  18. Mala

    Mala Well-Known Member

    Instructions unclear, dick got caught in smuppet. Do not even have a dick, please advise
     
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  19. swirlingflight

    swirlingflight inane analysis and story spinning is my passion

    stop putting smuppets on other peoples' dicks for starters
     
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