Let us tell you about Homestuck

Discussion in 'Fan Town' started by Wiwaxia, Apr 12, 2015.

  1. furrylatula

    furrylatula a pissed off homestuck girl

    expanding on this: literally everything wrt the ancestors is an allegory for their real life counterparts' middle school drama
     
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  2. Lizardlicks

    Lizardlicks Friendly Neighborhood Lizard

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  3. TheMockingCrows

    TheMockingCrows Resident Bisexual Lich

    gem from my dashboard:

    all I'm getting out of that is: "All MY ships are canon because :train noises: but all YOUR ships are nasty according to me and therefore not canon, because he was only saying that for the lulz. But mine are still canon tho. Because reasons."
     
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  4. furrylatula

    furrylatula a pissed off homestuck girl

    i mean id argue that 'all ships are canon' was pretty obviously a joke because there are ships within canon that arent possible even with dream bubble shenanigans due to different universes and not having dreamselves bc theyre not sburb/sgrub players
     
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  5. KarrinBlue

    KarrinBlue Magical Girl Intern

    Says you, nothing will get in the way of Dad Egbert/Tavros.
     
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  6. Aqua Vitae

    Aqua Vitae put some honey and sea water by your bed.

    ALL SHIPS ARE CANON. NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE. DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS.
     
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  7. furrylatula

    furrylatula a pissed off homestuck girl

    dad egbert/tavros is actually technically possible! tavros just would have had to gotten ahold of dad's contact information (possibly through the pesterchum app on dads pda) and they could have had a weird long-distance highly illegal on dads end interspecies forbidden tango

    im talking more like................idk mom/beforus vriska
     
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  8. BlackholeKG

    BlackholeKG I saw you making fire

    There are doomed alternate timeline speculative scenarios that practically make any pairing potentially possible within canon.

    So ye! Go wild with your Halley the Dog x Caliborn's Spacefather Snake crackships.
     
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  9. furrylatula

    furrylatula a pissed off homestuck girl

    doomed timelines that occur outside the game wouldnt happen unless a time player went back to before the game started which may or may not be possible

    which is to say: damara absolutely fucking did it
     
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  10. Aondeug

    Aondeug Cringe Annoying Ass Female Lobster

    Given the hideous meta nature of Homestuck who in the fuck cares. Everything is canon. Nothing is canon.

    i hate all
     
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  11. winterykite

    winterykite Non-newtonian genderfluid

    The greatest lie told?

    Wait, wrong fandom.
     
  12. TheMockingCrows

    TheMockingCrows Resident Bisexual Lich

    :loud shrugging noises: someone, somewhere, digs it. More power to them.
     
  13. Aondeug

    Aondeug Cringe Annoying Ass Female Lobster

    -ponders making a buddhist argument for why rosemary is not canon-

    like i won't because it would be too fucking easy

    But it would be fun and probably end in YOU'RE NOT CANON.
     
  14. Wiwaxia

    Wiwaxia problematic taxon

    Sure can, we see an aradiabot do it by hitching a ride on a meteor (read: getting hit in the fucking face with a meteor) in the dreambubble flashback sequence, which is what brings Lil' Cal into the B2 universe in the first place.
     
  15. Wiwaxia

    Wiwaxia problematic taxon

    Also you're all wrong, Spidermom/Bro best ship.
     
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  16. Aondeug

    Aondeug Cringe Annoying Ass Female Lobster

    Fucking excuse me. Spidermom/Scratch with their precious child Mindfang is the only real ship. Gods.
     
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  17. swirlingflight

    swirlingflight inane analysis and story spinning is my passion

    Canonstuck
     
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  18. furrylatula

    furrylatula a pissed off homestuck girl

    ?? i honestly cant parse what this says
     
  19. TheMockingCrows

    TheMockingCrows Resident Bisexual Lich

    Lil Cal / Gl'bgolyb get on my level nerds
     
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  20. Wiwaxia

    Wiwaxia problematic taxon

    Ah, sorry.

    A time player has gone back in time to before the game in canon, by going through the skaian defense portals on a meteor.

    The place we see this in canon is the extended flashback sequence in act 5 where God Tier Aradia first visits the dreambubbles.
    Lil' Cal came along for the ride, which is how he originally got into the A2 universe to fuck with Gamzee.
     
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