Like Lemmings, but dorfier (a Dwarf Fortress thread)

Discussion in 'Fan Town' started by Morven, Apr 15, 2020.

  1. Aondeug

    Aondeug Cringe Annoying Ass Female Lobster

    He's also the baron of Gorgedriven which is not an auspicious name.
     
  2. Morven

    Morven In darkness be the sound and light

    Update: Shem up and went crazy and got himself splatted. No heir.
    Asmel went crazy and starved herself to death. She has a heir who is now the countess.
    My original baron went crazy and went all berserk on his fellow dwarves. He died. No heirs.

    So I'm down to two without even having to plot their demise!
     
    • Winner x 4
  3. Morven

    Morven In darkness be the sound and light

    And then I got a Forest Titan who spat webs and found a sneaky way into my fortress and killed everyone. Oops. Next time: better military.
     
    • Winner x 1
  4. Lazarae

    Lazarae You won't be the death of me

    Fun!
     
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  5. Aondeug

    Aondeug Cringe Annoying Ass Female Lobster

    I blame Shem for this. He was dead before that but I still blame Shem.
     
  6. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    What are nobles for, if not to blame anything that goes wrong in your fortress on?
     
    • Agree x 3
  7. Morven

    Morven In darkness be the sound and light

    now time to work out what kind of site I want to embark this time.
     
  8. Morven

    Morven In darkness be the sound and light

    Clearly when you make a nice tavern and chapel every fucker in the whole world hears about it -- about a third of my population now are entertainers and pilgrims who decided to stay and apply for citizenship.
     
  9. Aondeug

    Aondeug Cringe Annoying Ass Female Lobster

    Proof that God is the source of all problems.
     
  10. Morven

    Morven In darkness be the sound and light

    And now my Captain of the Guard strangles my countess to death for no good reason
     
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