Lord almighty, that's a dick.

Inspired

 

It´s not just me right?

 

A banana with a tiny pirate hat. it´s an edible item from subeta.

 

two ice scream scoops

eta I guess timestamping doesnt work in vid embed (relevant clip at 11:30)


it's from a squish toy repainting video, where she just realizes 'oh man these ice cream scoops look like a dick'
she doesn't say it explicitly but well



it can be surmised that she's talking about wiener, haha

 

Someone please tell me what else this could possibly be, because I see no way it could be anything other than a cartoony dick plush

Spoiler: Big photo

 

Yeah that's a dick.

 

Me: *trying and failing to make some sort of dick sucking joke*

 

the fact that the end of the straw doesn't line up with the tip is bugging me

 

"Suck dick in hell."
"Straws in Vegas is as low as I'll go."

"When I told you to suck endless dick like you're slurping pina coladas at happy hour, it was supposed to be a metaphor."

Dudebro: *sees a girl sucking on a dick shaped straw* "She's totally into me."
girl: *ungodly slurping noises as she gets to the end of her mai thai* "ANOTHER!"

 

reverse

 

Submitting for consideration: "Lord almighty THAT'S a dick??"

 

Update


Link to a tweet with the pix. It's a man wearing jeans with a ruler against the crotch area (tho it doesn't seem to be used for measurement purposes in the photoshoot)

 

Fittingly, I misread that is "... accused of theft in Stroke-on-Tent"