Lord almighty, that's a dick.

The photoshoot in that twitter link is magnificent

 

the reaction images available in that thread are just incredible

 

I'm. Why???

 

Please tell me I'm not the only one who didn't see cooking liquor until I read the label on the bottle...

 

The scare quotes are not helping.

 

no i definitely saw lube, i just assumed tequila-flavoured lube. are we sure it's not lube?

 

I *think* the bottle says 40% alcohol by volume which would make it Pretty Exciting Lube. :P

 

Spoiler: image

 

Thats a bepis for sure

 

This whole animal
+ threatening thumbnail
Emmy is a good youtube tho

 

looks like you weren’t the first to think so

 

From the "hmm" images thread - I found what those little marks were supposed to look like! This is a nail stamping plate. Look at the flowers in one stripe of the hair:

And this is what you get when you stamp them:

 

(Y'know, I'm not a Sag, but my dad is. Maybe I should buy that and print tiny dildo whirlwinds on my nails for his birthday party and see if he notices.)

 

I was sent this in the group chat with absolutely no context and I just




WHY

 

why not

 

Honestly I'm most interested in the how

 

That HAS to be a photomanip

 

oh no

 

Call this one Donald J Trump because it's a wannabe dick tater

 

I was looking at glassblowing videos on Youtube and was unexpectedly clotheslined by an incredibly British documentary narrator very seriously saying the sentence, "The senior blower is back at his glory hole."