Lord almighty, that's a dick.

I'm not entirely sure if this is the right thread, but I was in a Whole Foods (through no fault of my own) the other day and ended up looking at some of their weird artsy beers, at which point I found an "Oedipus IPA".

 

That sounds a bit ill-fated.

 

First half of the bottom gif. Apparently these are called "squirting cucumbers", so, you know, that.

 

Those plants are awesome! :D

 

Is that a bike tire patch kit??

 

Vagina edition.

Spoiler

 

You're missing a '[' at the start of the spoilered bit.

 

Fun with acronyms.

Spoiler

 

Someone did not think that true properly XD

 

A SFW edition.



I am dedicated to bringing this thread quality content

 

I was at a very fun spooky stories/poetry reading last night, hosted by a national English honor society that calls itself Sigma Tau Delta.
They embrace it.

 

So there's a bunch of asexual awareness week posters up at my school, but through a critical graphical design failure, they appear to read JUST LOVE SEX.

 

Courtesy of Reaction Innovations Plastic Fish Baits:

Spoiler: Do not tattoo your fish.

Spoiler: "Grandpa? What's a..."

Spoiler: New line of "Stink Bait"

Spoiler: Do not fuck the fish.

Spoiler: DO NOT FUCK THE FISH.

Also, take note of the SUPER SUBTLE design making up the "camo" pattern. Reel classy.

 

Hooks for Hookers?

 

i feel like all of you need to see this yam i found at work the other day.

Spoiler: this is sufficiently phallic to be put in this thread right

 

are... are yams SUPPOSED to be veiny? WHY HAS IT GOT VEINS....

 

i've worked in produce for two years. usually, they are not veiny.

(the last order we got in, they were ALL veiny. this one just had particularly....pronounced veins.)