Lord almighty, that's a dick.

Last night in class? Legit quote from the professor: Keep your Peters out.
She meant to keep out our books by Peter Masters. Man was she embarrassed .2 seconds after she said that.

 

with thanks to @Void for bringing this to my attention

 

"Heart shaped"

Sure Jan

 

Okay but why hasn't anyone tagged @Vast Derp in this I mean, that's a travesty x3

 

Luka absolutely needs one of those for his bike.

 

I HAVE ONE FOR MY BIKE BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE EVIL AND SANTA IS EVIL AND THE POSTAL SYSTEM DID NOTHING TO STOP IT

...

it's very pretty and i love it a lot :3

 

Just spotted this on my tumblr dash.

 

here are a few of my favorite pokestops from the other end of the human genitalia spectrum:

 

https://ancientpeoples.tumblr.com/post/151940104816/pig-figurine-abraded-jade-china-han-dynasty

Spoiler

just call it what it is: a dildo

 

Apparently it's kind of a thing that archaeologists find things that are VERY OBVIOUSLY PROBABLY SEX TOYS and just kind of. Label them as ~artistic objects~ or ~for ritual purposes~.

 

It's a kind of art and a sort of a ritual ...

 

Well it is a pig looking at it. Which just makes me think that in China there was a fetish for stuffing livestock up your ass.

 

pig up your pussy

 

thats one way to pork

 

the exterior of the building does not have that hallway x3

 

I'm assembling a playlist to share, and one of the tracks had a video. And in that video. Was this.

 

i wrote "the pixies will stop trying to take over the world if you ignore them doing it" and had to scrap that wording 'cause it had me imagining the pixies trying to take over the world in an attempt to get people to stop watching them fuck each other

peeping toms: can only be stopped by world domination

 

these sure are some baked goods that someone found (i'd like to thank cakewrecks for the endless font of vaguely phallic things)

Spoiler: im laughing very hard

oh and have a cake too


wait i meant 2

 

Has there ever been a turkey cake on Cake Wrecks that doesn't look like poop, belong in this thread, or both?

 

you know, i don't think so

maybe buried in the sunday sweets somewhere, but finding it involves exposing my eyemeats to too much cakewreckage & i don't think i can handle that