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Lord almighty, that's a dick.

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Starcrossedsky, Mar 15, 2015.

  1. cleverThylacine

    cleverThylacine cuddles for the weird and the fierce

  2. PotteryWalrus

    PotteryWalrus halfway hideous and halfway sweet

    Maybe ham dynasty ladies prefer smaller insertables, yo. I ain't judging.

    EDIT: I swear that typo wasn't deliberate but I'm not changing it XDDD
     
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  3. kastilin

    kastilin squid sun

    i can't stop looking at cake wrecks someone please save me

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    that... that isn't even HIDDEN there is just a straight up dick drawn on this cake


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    ah yes what a lovel- oh thats some dongs

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    hahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh man what
    WHAT.PNG

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    i went for 2 pages without a dong cake clearly that was too much
    i have a final today & all i'm gonna be able to do is laugh about cakes that look like dicks
    help
     
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  4. Starcrossedsky

    Starcrossedsky Burn and Refine

    I feel like that last one belongs on that list of "things to do with your penis cake pan that aren't penises."
     
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  5. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    It's actually a cupcake cake. Cake Wrecks has a personal vendetta against those since they're so often godawful. :::PPP
     
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  6. Morven

    Morven In darkness be the sound and light

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  7. TwoBrokenMirrors

    TwoBrokenMirrors Succulent Vex Belly

    soooo.PNG
    Star Trek, pls
     
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  8. soulsuckingisaacnewton

    soulsuckingisaacnewton strange fuzzy creature

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  9. cleverThylacine

    cleverThylacine cuddles for the weird and the fierce


    What was that first one supposed to be? Even if I could eat gluten (and I love gluten-free cake lots) I can't imagine anything less appetising than that cake. It's been done up in all the shades of brown and green that come out of the mammalian digestive tract, and the ones that don't just make it even more appalling. That's not food, that's a laboratory specimen.
     
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  10. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Only my extensive Cake Wrecks reading experience lets me guess that it's probably supposed to be a cornucopia.
     
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  11. TwoBrokenMirrors

    TwoBrokenMirrors Succulent Vex Belly

    Turkey. I think the dong is supposed to be the leg?
     
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  12. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Ah, yes, I can see that. I was guessing that the assorted multicolored random objects were vegetables. I guess still Thanksgiving cake, so I wasn't TOO far off. (As I mentioned upthread: absolutely any turkey cake on Cake Wrecks that's not in Sunday Sweets looks like a dick, poo, or both. It is law.)
     
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  13. Ben

    Ben Not entirely unlike a dragon

    So, there's a play called The Marriage of Figaro, which most people have heard of in passing (it's a sequel to the Barber of Seville.)
    Now, this is a comedy play whose central conflict is the eponymous man and his wife trying to dodge their boss, an amorous nobleman vigorously waving the "droit du seigneur." At the end of the play, there is a scene where everybody sneaks into the sculpture garden to watch so-and-so cheating on such-and-such with you-know-who. The existence of the sculpture garden has been in the dialog since the very first scene, but we haven't seen it yet.
    Now, I was seeing my college's production of this.

    So, the lights have gone black, and then not-black. And some of the stagehands come out. Oh! Clearly, they're about to set up the sculpture garden.
    haha it looks like a.jpg
    haha, doesn't it look like...
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    oh.
    oh no.
    they're.... they're....




    ...TASTEFULLY DICK-SHAPED TOPIARY
     
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  14. kastilin

    kastilin squid sun

    theoretically it's a turkey
    "theoretically"

    it's... so classy
    the mcmansion version of topiary dongs
     
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  15. Exohedron

    Exohedron Doesn't like words

    At least on the east coast of the US, it is now the Year of the Rooster.
     
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  16. Deresto

    Deresto Large and Never in Charge

    Hell yeah, my birth year! Bring on the cock cycle!!!
     
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  17. PotteryWalrus

    PotteryWalrus halfway hideous and halfway sweet

  18. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    ow.
     
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  19. vuatson

    vuatson [delurks]

    I know it's not technically a dick, but...

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  20. Corvus

    Corvus old fashioned hurgusburgus

    That reminds me of a church sign I saw way back in high school that read, "Be still, be quiet, be open and willing." Something always struck me as off about that.
     
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