Mihi Ad Latinam Traducas - Translate This Into Latin For Me

After howling with laughter at this post, I was wondering if it's possible to translate "seize the brain", "seize the body", or some other appropriate pun into Latin in a way that the average person would still connect to the phrase "carpe diem"? I tried Google Translate but whenever I substitute "diem" for anything like "brain" it gives me translations that don't have "carpe" in them.

(...I am really hoping this will work out.)

 

Easy-peasy- it's "carpe cerebrum" or "carpe corpus", both of which are sufficiently familiar words that I doubt I need to explain which is which. :)

Ed: I prefer corpus, personally, because alliteration.

 

@Elph "animum" is also a word the Romans used to refer to the mind or brain, if you like that better, although it also means a bunch of other things depending on context (spirit, soul, heart, life...). also, "carpe" doesn't mean "seize," really (more like "harvest" or "pluck"), but 1) in popular consciousness it does, and 2) the word which most nearly means "to seize" is rapere, which in the form your phrase needs (second person singular present active imperative, because Latin) is rape. which. yeah. some unfortunate etymological connections there.

 

so is there a way to say 'I came, I saw, I didn't give a fuck' ?

 

@BunjyWunjy literally, or using an equivalent Roman idiom? I could probably do either.

 

@esotericPrognosticator @OnnaStik Thank you very much!
*edit* I'm leaning heavily towards "carpe corpus". *adds to jewellery-making ideas*

 

The equivalent idiom, I think

 

that would be something along the lines of "veni, vidi, nihil omnino curavi," which admittedly is not super catchy and also isn't profane. literally it'd be "veni, vidi, non fututionem dedi," which would still probably get your point across. :P