MOTHER CUNTING ASS CATS!

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by jacktrash, Feb 26, 2015.

  1. bushwah

    bushwah fandom drag monarch (they/them)

    and a bushwah original:

     
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  2. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

     
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  3. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    https://www.cracked.com/blog/4-things-people-mistakenly-think-are-automatically-hilarious/
     
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  4. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    Mentally described my body as being "An amazingly large bag of dicks right now"
     
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  5. Loq

    Loq cursed blue crab pincher

     
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  6. jacktrash

    jacktrash absentee sperglord

    i'm pretty sure he's one of the more punchable people on the internet (assessment based on his icon and the fact that he just really loves to listen to himself dis things) but goddamn is he entertaining.

    edit: there is a particular kind of genius to this commentary on cracked's frustrating habit of starring out swears:

    i also suspect him of occasionally making up 'swears' that are random letters on either end of variable numbers of asterisks.
     
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  7. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    I think a Christina is more likely a she.
     
  8. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    The person Christina is quoting there is a he, if that's who was meant. I just took it from her article because it was easier than combing through Seanbaby's articles to find all those quotes.
     
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  9. jacktrash

    jacktrash absentee sperglord

    for instance:
    what is being starred out there? dickhead? dirtlord? denmark'd? assbutt?
     
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  10. bushwah

    bushwah fandom drag monarch (they/them)

    dickhead is what I instantly read it as
     
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  11. jacktrash

    jacktrash absentee sperglord

    thus highlighting the other problem with starring out cussing. the first one being that it's condescending as j*********p.
     
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  12. bushwah

    bushwah fandom drag monarch (they/them)

    okay, that one I can't instantly read. It feels like it's jack-something, but idk what.
     
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  13. jacktrash

    jacktrash absentee sperglord

    that's cuz i just put random letters on either end of a pile of asterisks. :D
     
  14. jacktrash

    jacktrash absentee sperglord

    dangit now you've got me trying to make it mean something.

    ... jeepturnip?
     
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  15. bushwah

    bushwah fandom drag monarch (they/them)

    "Jackrabbit" felt about right but then there's the "p"
     
  16. jacktrash

    jacktrash absentee sperglord

    this sounds like a disappointing date
     
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  17. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    Jerkturnip.
     
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  18. Verily

    Verily a very ineffective hitman

    I just agreed with it because I suspected it didn’t mean anything, and the point probably still stood even if that wasn’t the case. I’m still s******g relieved I didn’t make a h******y of myself.
     
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  19. bushwah

    bushwah fandom drag monarch (they/them)

    Shitting and... not hussy. Nor hickory. Heronboy?
     
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  20. jacktrash

    jacktrash absentee sperglord

    hootenanny!
     
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