MOTHER CUNTING ASS CATS!

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by jacktrash, Feb 26, 2015.

  1. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    hillbilly!
     
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  2. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

    Humphrey!
     
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  3. bushwah

    bushwah a known rule consequentialist

    (edited to add: this is about "hootenanny")

    oh, that's good, but it's not the same length as the asterisks
     
  4. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    asterisks can expand to accomodate more letters, you just have to stretch them gently and use lots of lube

    ....

    who let me talk, jeez
     
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  5. Verily

    Verily a very ineffective hitman

    PLEASE CONTINUE TALKING or I’ll have to y**********d.
     
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  6. bushwah

    bushwah a known rule consequentialist

    yeetyourlard
     
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  7. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    you would have to be very strong, there's a lot of it
     
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  8. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    "As useful as a parboiled lobster"
     
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  9. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    i mean i can think of several culinary uses for that so
     
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  10. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    I though you usually want to cook those Right before you serve them? Idk I don´t seafood. I was going for "Can´t be eaten right now and also isn´t alive anymore"
    Anyway, how would You describe a characters whose management style consists of never coming to work and sometimes vanishing people who annoy him?
     
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  11. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    From Das Sporking:

     
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  12. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    fired, hopefully!

    (re lobsters: you parboil them before using any slower cooking method to kill them quickly. i would definitely parboil that character before grilling him, lest he blunder around in a panic and knock the potatoes in the fire.)
     
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  13. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

     
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  14. prismaticvoid

    prismaticvoid Too Too Abstract

    delightful little curse courtesy of a kobold in FFXIV: "Well, they can go sup on hot candle wax and die in the privy!"
     
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  15. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    (yes I know you shouldn't keep goldfish like that)
     
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  16. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    A character of mine on the topic of not cleaning ones medical devices:
     
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  17. bushwah

    bushwah a known rule consequentialist

    Is that not a horrendous waste of vodka? rubbing alcohol works too right?
     
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  18. Acey

    Acey that's my fun and i like fun

    to be fair, vodka is vile enough that drinking it is a waste too
     
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  19. bushwah

    bushwah a known rule consequentialist

    no, see, you don't drink vodka or use it to clean your medical equipment -- you sell it and buy yourself some rubbing alcohol and a nice cool glass of water
     
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  20. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    Probably but someone who doesn´t clean his medical device probably wouldn´t buy rubbing alcohol, but may own vodka.
     
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