MOTHER CUNTING ASS CATS!

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by jacktrash, Feb 26, 2015.

  1. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    i see before me ppl who have been given bad vodka, and i’m so sorry
     
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  2. theambernerd

    theambernerd dead to all sense of shame

    the main use i've had for cheap vodka is in pole dance classes, it's good at making the pole clean and grippy again when u get it sweaty which is... still pretty cool and not useful for insults :c
     
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  3. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    good vodka is like mountain air in drinkable form. bad vodka is like someone cleaned a dentist office with everkleer and wet-vacced it into a plastic jug.
     
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  4. vuatson

    vuatson [delurks]

    which vodka is the good one, because I can’t conceive of a vodka that doesn’t taste like rubbing alcohol
     
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  5. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    there's tons of ultra-premium vodkas out there, i'm not a big expert. grey goose is good. frankly i find skye quite nice, though i usually mix it rather than drinking it straight. honestly most of the vodkas i taste-tested when my friend joel was serving them in chilled test tubes at a mad science party, i didn't even make note of the names. i just remember that the best of them were like an aggressively fresh breeze.

    i generally get middling-good vodka like skye or absolut and ...forgot what i was going to say there, my cat just sneezed a great big booger onto my computer and i had to stop to clean it off.
     
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  6. bushwah

    bushwah a known rule consequentialist

    -- and mix it, so that you're not drinking it straight?
     
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  7. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    i think i was going to say something about mixing it but with things where the flavor still comes through a bit, such as cranberry juice.
     
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  8. Anomal(eee)

    Anomal(eee) Grumblepunk Gremlin

    We've got a vodka at home that's got that drinking fresh air feeling, but I can't remember the name for the life of me right now. It can be done, though! Good vodka exists!
     
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  9. Acey

    Acey that's my fun and i like fun

    Yeah, I like vodka fine in mixed drinks, but on its own it all tastes like rubbing alcohol to me. :(
     
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  10. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    there's an alcohol thread, iirc, maybe we should continue the vodka quality discussion over there.

    edit: continuation.
     
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  11. Sethrial MacCoill

    Sethrial MacCoill Attempts were made

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  12. sirsparklepants

    sirsparklepants feral mom energies

    ...okay I have personally said at least five of these out loud and grew up hearing a decent fraction, so that they're all categorized under "old west insults" is hilarious.
     
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  13. TheSeer

    TheSeer 37 Bright Visionary Crushes The Doubtful

    "All hat and no cattle", which doesn't seem to be on that list, is my favorite in that style.
     
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  14. Verily

    Verily a very ineffective hitman

    My mom says a few of them from time to time with a vague affection of an accent she doesn’t have anymore.
     
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  15. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    my favorite is in the comments:

    "He was so damn mean he had to hold his gun to his head while he shaved or else he'd have slit his own throat."
     
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  16. Anomal(eee)

    Anomal(eee) Grumblepunk Gremlin

    I feel like that has the makings of an imagine your fantroll meme, tbh
     
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  17. PotteryWalrus

    PotteryWalrus halfway hideous and halfway sweet

    Have I mentioned an old favourite of mine that was passed down by my dad?

    "Bugger me, said the bishop!"
     
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  18. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    Pile of lightly used secondhand dildoes
     
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  19. TheSeer

    TheSeer 37 Bright Visionary Crushes The Doubtful

     
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  20. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

     
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