MOTHER CUNTING ASS CATS!

Loq · Nov 6, 2022 at 7:41 AM

y'all could drive jesus of nazareth to drink gin straight from the cat bowl, I swear
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TheSeer · Nov 6, 2022 at 8:58 AM

I was going to ask why someone put gin in the cat bowl in the first place, but on reflection the answer is probably that they didn't.

VJ Wocky · Nov 6, 2022

i was under the assumption the cat bowl was full of water and jesus of "turning water into wine" went, nah i need something stronger rn and, well...

*edit* also: *cough*catboyjesus*cough*

TheSeer · Nov 6, 2022 at 8:44 PM

did a chimpanzee come up wit this business plan by itself or did they give it hallucinogens first
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VJ Wocky · Nov 7, 2022 at 12:39 AM

I don’t put stock in god but by whatever powers may be I hope hell exists because this fool is running a marathon to it’s center.
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VJ Wocky · Nov 9, 2022 at 12:53 PM

Wondering what spell calls for component "Show your entire ignorant ass to the two strangers most qualified to judge it."
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ChelG · Nov 11, 2022 at 6:41 PM

so far up their ass they can count their own teeth
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ChelG · Nov 12, 2022 at 10:59 AM

"MY FOOT WILL TRANSFORM INTO A FOOT - WITH YOUR ASS WRAPPED AROUND IT."
"SCIENTISTS IN THE FUTURE HAVE STUDIED YOUR ASS FOR CENTURIES - AND SENT ME BACK IN TIME TO KICK IT."
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ChelG · Nov 13, 2022 at 6:07 PM

He's so slow he can't even catch his own breath.
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ChelG · Dec 3, 2022 at 10:55 AM

spends so much time with his head up his own ass that I can only assume it would take a team of highly trained medical professionals to get it back out again
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ChelG · Dec 3, 2022 at 11:11 AM

https://thelanguagenerds.com/2022/h...vJrgu-12PotYFgTkMJVPiJdWx27Xj5DyRGChCYema6k9A

ChelG · Dec 4, 2022 at 1:25 PM

ChelG · Mar 13, 2023 at 8:03 AM

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... For support rather than illumination."
- Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
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TheSeer · Mar 14, 2023 at 5:32 PM

sending an associate dean to do a grown-up's job
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ChelG · Mar 17, 2023 at 8:33 PM

"I hope your wife brings a date to your funeral!"
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ChelG · Mar 21, 2023 at 4:33 PM

It wasn’t fair to call Michael a scum-sucking monster from the deep, the miserable, fetid descendant of some unnamed demon who, after centuries at the very depths of the ocean, had somehow surfaced and found his way to Wall Street—it was accurate, of course, but he preferred Michael.
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-Allison Bryski, Bulwer-Lytton contest

Loq · Mar 24, 2023 at 3:56 PM

amazing they're so anti-drug considering their horse is so fuckin high
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ChelG · Mar 30, 2023 at 6:22 PM

this kid has so much edge he might as well be a mobius strip
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ChelG · Mar 31, 2023 at 12:43 PM

prune-faced enemy of showers
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ChelG · Apr 7, 2023 at 4:34 PM

Looking for something on @seebs' blog again and found

I honestly don’t quite get why you’re using one of those giant earth-boring machines to try to reach the moral high ground, but it ain’t working.
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