One of the most convincing Karkat rants I've ever seen on Discord included the phrase "tree-sodomising pisslooms".
I love the word bitch. I don't equate it with anything negative, to me it evokes the image of someone confident and powerful, gender not even considered in my mind. I find myself not using it because I've had enough people I care about mad at me for it, but it gives me such happy vibes! Call me Jesse Pinkman (from the memes, not the show) if you must, but it's just a nice word. Bitch. Biiiiiitch. My bitches n me. Love you bitch
I feel like context informs whether "bitch" and "cunt" are misogynistic or not. There's a difference between casually saying "love you bitch" and spitting it at someone in anger, and I think the latter's probably only an issue when that person has a disadvantage... I dunno, context is hard.
Describing a book cover depicting what is supposed to be an alien: "It looks like someone who'd only ever heard black people described but never seen one tried to carve one out of a mutated potato."