I used the word "shitbird" to a friend who was brought up in by a Baptist pastor in describing parents who skip on their child support. I've also used "shitting a slippery marlin" and "shitting an entire live weasel" to describe how angry I was.
today i called my cat something really brilliant like dinglefuckler or something but it just casually slipped out and i didn't even realize what i was saying and now i'll never say anything clever again
Not my most original, especially since it's an actual thing, but it made my dad laugh. I was getting my ass kicked during the Mortal Kombat story mode and ended up shouting "You entire can of pickled fish assholes!" at the Shang Tsung + Quan Chi tag-team after they killed me (again). I thought I might have accidentally killed my dad, he was laughing so hard from the other room :D
Every time I see one of the Seebs gang say "doublehitler" I end up laughing again. It's, like, twice the Hitler.
@Lazarae cans of pickled fish assholes actually exist?! who the fuck needs a fucking can of pickled fish assholes?! just... wow... people and the stuff they create...
@BPD anon Also, the stuff I say when I am doing math is basically just foul word salad. Actual conversation: Me: *screeching at math problem* You goddamn tit fucking tit squad! Friend: *wryly* Well that's just an insult to the good name of the tit fucking tit squad.
A good friend of mine likes to pull a Karkat and attach douche or ass to random nouns. My favorite is defs "asslamp". In the realm of non-swears, Yiddish cursing is the best. I tend to go that route when driving, so I end up with things like "may you be late to all your appointments forever."
Did anyone mention the excellent Dutch word "antfucker"? It's for when someone is being needlessly anal about details.
Also on the subject of petty curses: "May you spend the rest of your life constantly aware that your toes are touching" it's funny because my sensory issues make me whole life like that
I called someone a smegma farmer today, @michinyo can attest. I also use douchecanoe a lot, and end up trying to vary it a bit. "Biketwit", "horsejerk" (also implying you are jerking out a horse so I guess it is a variant of horsefucker"), "cartwit", using transportation as a theme. "What the gold digging Christ" came out once. If we want to go biological, there is "bile stone", "liver globule", and "wax plug". Not one of my favorites but useful. My Puritan raised friend used dodohead when we were kids. Nothing really matches swearing in Spanksh though. Somehow it feels a lot more visceral and raw. I avoid using guano or compost as an insult, those are useful and guano used to be worth a lot of money back on the day!
in college a couple classmates from the maritimes got "godfuck" to catch on also just saying "piss" in a really short way like, "pis" is fun "aw beans"
I've called an incredibly useless coplayer in a vidjagaem a "crotch blistering fuckstain" This was prefaced by "Jegus titty-fucking Christ, what is wrong with you?" My dog answers to: Shitbird Fuckhead Assclown Fuckhammer Dickcheese Fuckass Cuntbag and a bunch of others
I actually have a list on my phone of the best insults I come across. (And that list is going to grow exponentially because of this thread). A few from said list, including a whole bunch of Malcolm Tucker-isms and a few I'm sure I found in the CDCF threads: Unholy dildo Shit spewing lawn sprinkler Fuckface Von Clownstick As useless as a marzipan dildo Snivelling shitweasel Hurricane of piss Double wank and shit chips Bastard quisling leak Dead human skin Fucking balaclava Fucking Bagpuss The Ghost of Christmas Shit As on the ball as a dead seal Mouldy shower curtain Not the sharpest bulb in the brewery Rectal jester Hamfisted shitlark Metric tonne of titbadgers Goose-eyed wankstain Shitgibbon Joy vampire
that was from Version Of the Mona Lisa with Eyebrows tumblr post, yeah? that or luka said it in some other context, right?
I think that's what a comedian I'm completely blanking on called Donald Trump. Oh, also used the other day, at Tiny Terrorist Kitten: cockgoblin Edit: John Stewart?
