[nsfw] Iyaan, Karkat-kun: Let's Homestuck some Hentai

Discussion in 'Fan Town' started by Newlyread, Aug 3, 2015.

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Who should be our new transfer student?

  1. Calliope

    22 vote(s)
    31.9%
  2. Caliborn

    21 vote(s)
    30.4%
  3. Davesprite

    3 vote(s)
    4.3%
  4. Tavrisprite

    1 vote(s)
    1.4%
  5. Fefetasprite

    3 vote(s)
    4.3%
  6. Arquiusprite

    2 vote(s)
    2.9%
  7. Jasprosesprite

    10 vote(s)
    14.5%
  8. Erisolsprite

    7 vote(s)
    10.1%
  1. Newlyread

    Newlyread Killer Queen

    So there's a series of hentai (aka porn) games in Japan called Artificial Academy. They're pretty rote H-games, all things considered: there is no plot or much game mechanic aside from making your waifu, then fucking them. But what makes it interesting to me is the amount of customization you can do! So then I got to thinking...Homestuck. Because I am perpetual Homestuck garbage.

    Join me, won't you, as I toss all the Beta trolls, the Beta and Alpha kids and perhaps later, some special guests, into a Japanese classroom and see how the AI matches them up, if it all.


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    Last edited: Aug 21, 2015
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  2. Newlyread

    Newlyread Killer Queen

    The Lucky trait just increases the odds of copping a feel and getting away with/escaping murder! I thought it would make things more interesting, basically. >_>
     
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  3. Newlyread

    Newlyread Killer Queen

    Let's meet our students! (Note: though AA2 has a LOT of customization in some places, it lacks in others! For example? No sunglasses. I know, it's a travesty. Also, male characters have less clothing options and less personality options, because this is a game very much intended for the male gaze. ALSO ALSO: a lot of characters were designed to my own personal headcanon!)

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    • Name: Aradia Megido
    • Personality: Joyful
    • Intelligence: Normal
    • Strength: Normal
    • Sociability: Normal
    • Fighting Style: No Restraint
    • Virtue: Normal
    • Orientation: Bisexual
    • Traits: Easygoing, Affable, Chivalrous, Impulsive, Absentminded, Chatty, Singleminded, Competitive, Scheming, Lucky
    • Lover's Item: Aradia's Fedora
    • Friend's Item: FLARP Guide from Aradia
    • Sexual Item: Aradia's Whip
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    • Name: Nepeta Leijon
    • Personality: Cheerful
    • Intelligence: Normal
    • Strength: Highest
    • Sociability: Highest
    • Fighting Style: Irregular
    • Virtue: Normal
    • Orientation: Bisexual
    • Traits: Easygoing, Affable, Charming, Chivalrous, Shy, Absentminded, Violent, Chatty, Always Hungry, Romantic, Singleminded, Competitive, Wild, Lucky
    • Lover's Item: Portrait Drawn by Nepeta
    • Friend's Item: Nepeta's Cat Photos
    • Sexual Item: Nepeta's Tail
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    • Name: Kanaya Maryam
    • Personality: Caring
    • Intelligence: High
    • Strength: Highest
    • Sociability: Normal
    • Fighting Style: One Blow
    • Virtue: Normal
    • Orientation: Homosexual
    • Traits: Easygoing, Affable, Bad with Guys, Charming, Chivalrous, Trendy, Obedient, Jealous, Serious, Calm, Absentminded, Meddlesome, Romantic, Singleminded, Competitive, Diligent, Exploitable, Lucky
    • Lover's Item: Handknit Scarf from Kanaya
    • Friend's Item: Kanaya's Handmade Bracelet
    • Sexual Item: Kanaya's Strap On

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    • Name: Terezi Pyrope
    • Personality: Cadet
    • Intelligence: Highest
    • Strength: Normal
    • Sociability: Normal
    • Fighting Style: One Blow
    • Virtue: Low
    • Orientation: Bisexual
    • Traits: Affable, Charming, Trendy, Positive, Jealous, Perverted, Impulsive, Meddlesome, Singleminded, Competitive, Scheming, Diligent, Wild, Lucky
    • Lover's Item: Terezi's Red Chalk
    • Friend's Item: Terezi's Scalemate
    • Sexual Item: Terezi's Noose
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    • Name: Vriska Serket
    • Personality: Selfish
    • Intelligence: High
    • Strength: High
    • Sociability: High
    • Fighting Style: No Restraint
    • Virtue: Lowest
    • Orientation: Bisexual
    • Traits: Easygoing, Affable, Tsundere, Chivalrous, Trendy, Jealous, Perverted, Violent, Impulsive, Meddlesome, Chatty, Romantic, Competitive, Scheming, Wild, Evil, Lucky
    • Lover's Item: Vriska's Secret Journal
    • Friend's Item: Vriska's Small Treasure Chest
    • Sexual Item: Vriska's Roleplay Outfit
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    • Name: Feferi Peixes
    • Personality: Lively
    • Intelligence: Normal
    • Strength: Highest
    • Sociability: Highest
    • Fighting Style: One Blow
    • Virtue: Normal
    • Orientation: Bisexual
    • Traits: Easygoing, Affable, Charming, Chivalrous, Trendy, Calm, Chatty, Romantic, Singleminded, Scheming, Diligent, Lucky
    • Lover's Item: Feferi's Bracelet
    • Friend's Item: Feferi's Fish Keychain
    • Sexual Item: Feferi's Unbreakable Handcuffs

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    • Name: Tavros Nitram
    • Personality: Soft
    • Intelligence: Normal
    • Strength: Highest
    • Sociability: Low
    • Fighting Style: Irregular
    • Virtue: Normal
    • Orientation: Bisexual
    • Traits: Easygoing, Chivalrous, Obedient, Positive, Shy, Serious, Absentminded, Passive, Always Hungry, Romantic, Indecisive, Competitive, Scheming, Masochist, Deaf, Lucky
    • Lover's Item: Tavros's Tinkerbull Plush
    • Friend's Item: Tavros's FLARP dice
    • Sexual Item: Tavros's Cock Ring
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    • Name: Sollux Captor
    • Personality: Otaku
    • Intelligence: Highest
    • Strength: Lowest
    • Sociability: Lowest
    • Fighting Style: Irregular
    • Virtue: Low
    • Orientation: Bisexual
    • Traits: Bad with Guys, Bad with Girls, Tsundere, Jealous, Melancholy, Perverted, Impulsive, Absentminded, Singleminded, Competitive, Scheming, Deligent, Wild, Lucky
    • Lover's Item: Sollux's Palmhusk
    • Friend's Item: Sollux's Coding Book
    • Sexual Item: Sollux's Honey
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    • Name: Karkat Vantas
    • Personality: Affectionate
    • Intelligence: High
    • Strength: High
    • Sociability: Low
    • Fighting Style: Irregular
    • Virtue: High
    • Orientation: Bisexual
    • Traits: Easygoing, Tsundere, Trendy, Jealous, Melancholy, Impulsive, Violent, Meddlesome, Class Prez, Chatty, Romantic, Singleminded, Competitive, Diligent, Lucky
    • Lover's Item: Karkat's Favorite Romance Movie
    • Friend's Item: Karkat's Candy
    • Sexual Item: Karkat's Bucket

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    • Name: Equius Zahhak
    • Personality: Rough
    • Intelligence: Highest
    • Strength: Highest
    • Sociability: Low
    • Fighting Style: No Restraint
    • Virtue: High
    • Orientation: Bisexual
    • Traits: Tsundere, Chivalrous, Obedient, Shy, Melancholy, Perverted, Serious, Passive, Class Prez, Romantic, Singleminded, Diligent, Masochist, Sweaty, Exploitable, Lucky
    • Lover's Item: Poem by Equius
    • Friend's Item: Equius' Small Robot
    • Sexual Item: Equius' Horse Dildo
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    • Name: Gamzee Makara
    • Personality: Warm
    • Intelligence: Lowest
    • Strength: Highest
    • Sociability: High
    • Fighting Style: No Restraint
    • Virtue: Normal
    • Orientation: Bisexual
    • Traits: Easygoing, Affable, Trendy, Obedient, Positive, Jealous, Impulsive, Absentminded, Violent, Chatty, Always Hungry, Romantic, Indecisive, Wild, Evil, Deaf, Lucky
    • Lover's Item: Gamzee's Homemade Pie
    • Friend's Item: Gamzee's Faygo
    • Sexual Item: Gamzee's Nipple Clamps
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    • Name: Eridan Ampora
    • Personality: Otaku
    • Intelligence: Low
    • Strength: Low
    • Sociability: Low
    • Fighting Style: Irregular
    • Virtue: Low
    • Orientation: Bisexual
    • Traits: Easygoing, Jealous, Melancholy, Perverted, Impulsive, Violent, Meddlesome, Class Prez, Chatty, Romantic, Competitive, Scheming, Wild, Lucky
    • Lover's Item: Eridan's Ring
    • Friend's Item: Eridan's Map
    • Sexual Item: Eridan's Ball Gag

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    • Name: Jade Harley
    • Personality: Big Sister
    • Intelligence: Highest
    • Strength: Normal
    • Sociability: High
    • Fighting Style: One Blow
    • Virtue: Normal
    • Orientation: Bisexual
    • Traits: Easygoing, Affable, Charming, Trendy, Positive, Impulsive, Absentminded, Violent, Chatty, Romantic, Indecisive, Wild, Deaf, Lucky
    • Lover's Item: Jade's Pumpkin Pie
    • Friend's Item: Jade's Squiddle Keychain
    • Sexual Item: Jade's Strap-On
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    • Name: Rose Lalonde
    • Personality: Mature
    • Intelligence: Highest
    • Strength: Normal
    • Sociability: Normal
    • Fighting Style: No Restraint
    • Virtue: Normal
    • Orientation: Lean Homosexual
    • Traits: Affable, Charming, Chivalrous, Perverted, Serious, Calm, Meddlesome, Romantic, Singleminded, Diligent, Lucky
    • Lover's Item: Rose's Handknit Mittens
    • Friend's Item: Rose's Squiddle Charm
    • Sexual Item: Rose's Wizard Erotica
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    • Name: Jane Crocker
    • Personality: Sensitive
    • Intelligence: High
    • Strength: Highest
    • Sociability: Normal
    • Fighting Style: No Restraint
    • Virtue: Normal
    • Orientation: Bisexual
    • Traits: Affable, Chivalrous, Trendy, Jealous, Serious, Impulsive, Meddlesome, Chatty, Singleminded, Diligent, Lucky
    • Lover's Item: Jane's Homemade Cake
    • Friend's Item: Jane's Fake Moustache
    • Sexual Item: Jane's Crocker Brand Paddle
    • NOTE: Jane was saved randomly as a Rainbow Card! That means she moves faster, people's opinion of her improves faster and she improves skills faster.
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    • Name: Roxy Lalonde
    • Personality: Carefree
    • Intelligence: Highest
    • Strength: Normal
    • Sociability: Highest
    • Fighting Style: Irregular
    • Virtue: Normal
    • Orientation: Bisexual
    • Traits: Easygoing, Affable, Charming, Chivalrous, Trendy, Positive, Perverted, Calm, Impulsive, Absentminded, Chatty, Romantic, Wild, Lucky
    • Lover's Item: Roxy's l33t h4x
    • Friend's Item: Roxy's Game Magazine
    • Sexual Item: Roxy's Kitty Thong

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    • Name: John Egbert
    • Personality: Positive
    • Intelligence: Normal
    • Strength: High
    • Sociability: High
    • Fighting Style: No Restraint
    • Virtue: Low
    • Orientation: Lean Heterosexual
    • Traits: Affable, Trendy, Positive, Jealous, Impulsive, Chatty, Competitive, Scheming, Wild, Lucky
    • Lover's Item: John's Piano Piece
    • Friend's Item: John's Movie Collectible
    • Sexual Item: John's Shaving Cream
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    • Name: Dave Strider
    • Personality: Warm
    • Intelligence: High
    • Strength: High
    • Sociability: High
    • Fighting Style: No Restraint
    • Virtue: Normal
    • Orientation: Lean Homosexual
    • Traits: Easygoing, Affable, Chivalrous, Trendy, Positive, Melancholy, Absentminded, Chatty, Romantic, Singleminded, Competitive, Lucky
    • Lover's Item: Dave's Mix CD
    • Friend's Item: Dave's Jar of Dead Things
    • Sexual Item: Dave's Ironic Dick Pic
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    • Name: Jake English
    • Personality: Lively
    • Intelligence: Normal
    • Strength: Highest
    • Sociability: Highest
    • Fighting Style: One Blow
    • Virtue: Normal
    • Orientation: Bisexual
    • Traits: Affable, Charming, Trendy, Obedient, Positive, Impulsive, Absentminded, Chatty, Romantic, Indecisive, Masochist, Sweaty
    • Lover's Item: Jake's Blue Lady Poster
    • Friend's Item: Jake's Toy Gun
    • Sexual Item: Jake's Ballgag
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    • Name: Dirk Strider
    • Personality: Schemer
    • Intelligence: Highest
    • Strength: Highest
    • Sociability: Low
    • Fighting Style: Irregular
    • Virtue: Low
    • Orientation: Homosexual
    • Traits: Chivalrous, Trendy, Jealous, Melancholy, Perverted, Serious, Romantic, Singleminded, Competitive, Wild, Masochist, Lucky
    • Lover's Item: Dirk's Private Chat Address
    • Friend's Item: Dirk's Sketch
    • Sexual Item: Dirk's Smuppet

    And of course, every class needs a teacher. Please stand and salute: HUSSIE SENSEI

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    For the majority of the playthrough, I'll be playing as him and just sitting back to see how the others develop friendships, romances, rivalries and enemies.
     
    Last edited: Aug 9, 2015
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  4. Newlyread

    Newlyread Killer Queen

    NOW, you may be wondering what's up with some of these traits (like the previously explained lucky). Like, Karkat as Easygoing? SURELY, you may be thinking, YOU JEST.

    Easygoing just makes the person more receptive to building love points! If you're curious about any of the traits, you can see what they do/what they mean here.

    Additionally, sometimes a personality choice might seem an odd fit, especially for the guys, who have limited options. If you guys decide via majority that something should be changed, I'm up for it! I can change things through total hax as needed.
     
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  5. Aviari

    Aviari PartyWolf Is In The House Tonight

    *preps a movie theater's worth of popcorn*
     
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  6. Newlyread

    Newlyread Killer Queen

    Let's take a look at our school!

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    Well, character limit. And clubs?

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    "Mechanic" I decided would just be the usual engineering/programming activities so many Homestuck characters would want, and you can't have trolls without a FLARPing club.

    And here's our roster as it currently stands. We have room for four more students!

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    Well, time to go to school. Hussie Sensei wanders the school grounds a bit as students start to arrive, and lo and behold, there's Karkat in the library! Probably surreptitiously looking through romances. Let's say hi!

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    "HEY, BULGEWART, THE BOOK MEANS FUCK OFF, I'M BUSY."

    Well, let's ignore that and make small talk about life.

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    "WHAT PART OF FUCK OFF DON'T YOU GET, YOU ORANGE DISGRACE."

    Well then. Oh, there's Dave!

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    Aw, looking a little down. Let's cheer him up with the "encourage" action!

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    . . .

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  7. Newlyread

    Newlyread Killer Queen

    So behind the school's dojo -- I'm sorry, the school's "strife arena" -- there's a statue.

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    Clicking on it allows you to see how everyone thinks of everyone else aka favorability ratings.

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    Since it's the first day and class hasn't even started yet, nobody really knows anyone. But as we click on each portrait, what's this?

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    Aradia is already making friends! And by friends, I mean enemies. Technically speaking, while Equius's feelings are apt all things considered, purple statuses are regarding characters using "force" actions on someone. What's "force?" Pretty much what it sounds like.

    Force, or Coerce Into Sex depending on translations, is of using vulgar words to push a character to have sex. It normally ends up with angering NPC and the success chance is set to 0%; unless exact conditions are met. It cannot be forced into sex without opponent's agreement.

    Given that condition, Forced H is counted as consensual sex to others; NPCs react as usual when they spotted, and consider it as cheating if one of them is a lover.

    Whether successful or not, forcing a character will always increase the Hate points unless the said character has the "Masochist" trait.
    Aradia, girl, it's not even noon.

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    John, what did you do to Kanaya. Look, I'm just gonna pretend he pranked her with a bucket.

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    Towards Terezi. Goddamn, Equius, everyone wants a piece of that fine, moist horse booty.

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    Okay, if everyone could stop sexually harassing everyone, that would be great.

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    Well at least Jane is making friends!
     
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  8. Arxon

    Arxon Well-Known Member

    I love this thread and everything it stands for.
    (also, say someone wanted this game to happen to them, and say this someone was also very bad at technology, how could this person obtain it? I can't quite figure it out from the link)
     
  9. Newlyread

    Newlyread Killer Queen

    Thanks!

    Unfortunately, it's pretty complicated. First you need the game (legally or illegally, I downloaded mine via torrent), then you need to download the english patch if you can't read Japanese. Then you need to finangle a Japanese locale.

    This helped me:

     
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  10. Arxon

    Arxon Well-Known Member

    Thank you! Now to resolutely not question my life choices :D
     
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  11. Newlyread

    Newlyread Killer Queen

  12. Newlyread

    Newlyread Killer Queen

    So let's go back to the library, that seems to be where all the cool kids hang out.

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    And Rose came in while I was saving this screen shot. Let's see how she's doing!

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    Hmm, not great. To be fair, I'd be grumpy if my arm fused with my sweatervest too. Let's try to cheer her up!

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    Okay, but you should really do something about that sweater.

    Let's see if we can find someone a little more cheerful.

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    uhhhhh. Hm. Looks like Feferi was just too much for the patch to handle. We'll just...go downstairs.

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    *touches screen softly* My ancient OTP feels...

    ANYway, let's actually go to class. Each day is divided by three periods: class, class after lunch, club time. In between each class/club slot, you have time to talk to people or study or train or hump like rabbits in the gym storage unit, whatever. You start with 20 minutes real time for each free time, and doing things obviously shortens that time.

    For classes and club time, you get three options:

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    Thorough is high risk, high reward, Normally is...normal risk and reward, and Rush will give you low reward and low risk. I prefer doing Normal for each activity, and what do you know! The students listened to my lesson well! TIME FOR LUNCH.

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    Dave, get down from there, that's Hussie Sensei's spot. So since everyone is gathered before they all run off, I decide to do a group action and invite everyone to have lunch together! Since Hussie is not very well known yet, only the sociable and obedient characters follow him down to the Cafeteria. And with every group action, characters will comment!

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    Typical Vriska (vriska)

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    I agree, Jake. Fried chicken IS the best.

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    He sounds sweet but I bet he didn't even wait for an answer before taking someone's fried chicken.
     
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  13. Newlyread

    Newlyread Killer Queen

    Lunch over, let's wander around a bit more before physical education. Wait, in the classroom, is that...

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    Sollux. This is why you don't stay up all night writing code.

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    People aren't nearly as impressed with Equius' gym outfit as I'd hoped.

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    Nepeta, we JUST ate. Did you hunt something? I bet you're going to drop a dead bird on my lap if I say no.

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    Where are you even putting all of it.

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    Jane, I thought you were friendly. Pushing innocent rainbow drinkers away when they take a perfectly normal whiff of your neck is just rude.

    So then I caught sight of Vriska and, being Hussie, had to follow her.

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    HUSSIE LOVES YOU.

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    There's the humility we all know and love.

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    Meanwhile, Rose will refuse Eridan's advances no matter what universe they're in.
     
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  14. Newlyread

    Newlyread Killer Queen

    Time for some good ol' exercise.

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    Hoping to make everyone stop sexually assaulting everyone else, I offer to have everyone take a snack break together. Again, only the sociable and obedient come along.

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    Oh, thanks, Roxy, that's --

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    My mouth is still full from the first bite!

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    Apparently students will just give you food if you're orange enough.

    Well, let's take a quick gander at the statue again and see if anything interesting has changed.

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    My my, Miss Crocker! Were you being coy with Kanaya after all? Did her luminescent glow charm you? Let's see how Kanaya thinks about Jane.

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    Perhaps not as one-sided as you think, Kanaya! And it looks like Terezi doesn't appreciate another arm of the law muscling into her territory.

    Oh! More romance is blossoming!

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    Uhh...well. I mean. If you're sure, Feferi. Let's see how Vriska thinks of you.

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    Welp.
     
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  15. Newlyread

    Newlyread Killer Queen

    Leaving aside Feferi's questionable taste in women, let's find Jane and ask her about Kanaya.

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    Hey, relax, I'm just here to probe into your lovelife. So what's the deal with you and the tall goth girl?

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    Hmmm. Promising! Why -- ERIDAN. THIS IS A LIBRARY.

    Let's find Kanaya.

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    Hey, we're all a bit traumatized by Eridan walking crotch first through the halls in nothing but a purple speedo, but we're in this together.

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    No problem. So what's the deal with you and the stacked rich girl?

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    Oh. Well then. I see how it is. But guess what? I have a magical statue that whispers to me the secrets of my students' hearts! What? Yes, I'm a licensed teacher! Stop staring at me!
     
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  16. Void

    Void on discord. Void#4020

    This is incredible. Please continue
     
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  17. Newlyread

    Newlyread Killer Queen

    After club time, the sun begins to set and the students go home or hang out in town. Towards the end of the day, let's check the statue.

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    John and Vriska are fucking with Tavros. Some things never change.

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    (´・ω・`) Ouch.

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    But hey! Looks like Jane's interested, Nepeta! Seems Janey's keeping her options open...

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    Huh. Only it seems Kanaya has fallen a bit in Jane's esteem.

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    Man, Vriska's getting ALL the choice action IMO. At least Feferi's had second thoughts.

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    JANE, NO. GO BACK TO KANAYA.

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    Eridan's pissed off Feferi made him put on pants, Vriska's not sure if Feferi's competition or sexy, and John just received the terrible news that Feferi is tangentially related to Betty Crocker.

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    Pick a lane, sister. Only don't because this is an H game and you're free to crush on everyone.

    And while Jane is crushing on everyone, how do they feel about her?

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    Still Miss Popularity!

    So tonight, as our students head home to their recuperacoons and beds, I leave you with Jane giving Dave a back massage. No wonder everyone likes her.

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    ERIDAN, PUT SOME PANTS ON!

    "NEVVER!"
     
    Last edited: Aug 24, 2015
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  18. Morven

    Morven In darkness be the sound and light

    This is just so wrong I have to love it.
     
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  19. Mercury

    Mercury 17 Quicksilver Scribe Tramples The Unrepentant

    This is delightful. :D
     
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  20. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    I am laughing so hard this is gr9
     
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