[nsfw] Iyaan, Karkat-kun: Let's Homestuck some Hentai

I vote either get rid of it or keep it for only a couple of characters, because I am very in favour of Maximum Soap Opera Drama and possibly threesomes.

(Also I'm sort of hoping that someone gets yandere murdered because MAXIMUM DRAMA.)

 

Alright, I'm gonna leave the singleminded trait just for Kanaya and Karkat.

Also gonna make Eridan evil and transfer some students to the new computer club and magic club.

 

ALSO this will at least be a TWO day update because not a lot of interesting things have happened this first day! Turns out when you're trying to bring an unsociable nerd out of his fuzzy striped shell, the day goes by quickly.

 

*quietly hoping for singleminded!karket to hook up with yandere!gamzee and keep him from going murderstuck because i am paletrash even in a hentai game*

 

I refuse to root for any specific pairings in this, cause I know nothing will end well.

 

*quietly interested in DirkQuius*

 

You are the wisest of us all.

 

Man, I got my ships too, but I am trying SO HARD not to force them, lol. Dirkquius, Fefquius, Nepeta/Terezi, Team Charge, Gamzee/Jane....

That said, if there's a big enough consensus, we can try to nudge some characters together~ But emythos is right: gird your hearts for disappointment because drama.

 

A new day and Aradia is ready to take on the school! Sollux needs a friend and her girlfriend needs some love. Let's DO this!

Hey, Dirk!



Lost in thought, I see. Have you seen Sollux anywhere?



Oh, fine. Let me just check the roster...



Roxy's still at home, but Sollux is here! Let's find him!



And he's still at the bus station, walking at a snail's pace as sad music plays. Don't wanna go to school, huh?



....oh. Right. Guess I should mention the "Otaku" personality assumes the boys you give said personality to will be fat. So pig jokes. OH JAPAN. *laugh track plays as camera slowly zooms into my dead-eyed face*

Anyway, cheer up, buddy! Don't let the crushing inevitability of social obligation get you down!



Yeah, that's the stuff!



Yeah! Let's go study together!



You've been ranting about ~ATH for like 20 minutes, we're studying for History!

But, I mean, you ARE pretty smart. Let's praise him!



Thought you might like that.

As long as he's in good mood, let's just chat.



lol indeed.

And just as we were getting into our conversation, Hussie demanded everyone within earshot come see something!



Ah. Yes. I can see why this was very important to see. Thanks, Hussie.

Back to Sollux!



Whoops, Sollux is turned on and panting in the hall now after seeing Vriska go to town on Feferi by the lockers. Might as well take advantage of it and ask him about sex.



Bees? Duality? Aradia's fetish is cute gamer girls wearing pink kitty panties.

And what do you think about food?



Be careful about shouting "eat it" while Vriska is presently making out with Feferi's crotch.

Let's go to class.



OKAY, WHO LEFT ME THIS.

 

Oh great Aradia, why exactly are you getting that note?
Does this go back to the beginning where everyone was assaulting everyone?

 

Omfg the note what even

This game is amazing

 

Have we had an onscreen molestation? As far as I knew everyone's been a little too into all the shenans happening.

 

Nah, things keep happening offscreen. It should be mentioned that I'm like 50 percent certain just asking someone to have sex and them rejecting you is considered molestation by the game.

 

Your header note is so appropriate right now

 

Oh, Hussie. It's a good thing that parents don't exist in anime and so no one can complain about this!

Also, has Aradia solicited anyone? Other than Roxy maybe?

 

...you know he doesn't actually eat during lunch, so far he's slept through it every time. D:

 

No idea! I can look through the game's files using my cheat engine if you're really curious?

 

It's lunch time! Let's go find our girl!



I agree. Aradia is feeling truly alive and she's ALL about happiness!



Yeah! :D Let's go have some lunch since we can't wake Sollux up!



Best girlfriend. Cute girlfriend. Let's pat her head!



Eheheheheh. And now a hug!



Absolutely not, you smell like pixie sticks and the void. :) Now to GO IN FOR THE KILL.



WHAT! Aradia, you hadn't kissed her yet??? Unacceptable. Let's grope her to apologize.



This could mean so many things and I'm into all of it.



This is the counseling room, FYI. One of the handful of "private" areas around the school where you won't get interrupted or witnessed by others.

And then they did it! It was great. Amirite, Rox?

Spoiler: roxy's perky boobs

:D It truly does.

Anyway, after some gym class, let's try to get Sollux to open up more! Let's go hang out, Sollux!



:( And then he proceeded to give me this reaction no matter what action I took. Rude.

Oh, there's Equius. How about we help out Karkat and spread a good rumor about him?



Damn, Eq, you are a snooty son of a horse. He kicked your ass ONCE, LET IT GO.

The school day isn't quite over. Sollux, come oonnnn!



Inviting you to hang out is not the same as attacking, you incredible dweeb!

Ugh. Let's just go to FLARP, surely Tavros will be friendly. Team CHARGE!



:( T-Team Charge...? Um...how's it going, Tav?



"Like what Feferi sees in Vriska and why Eridan won't stop walking around everywhere in a speedo and..."

By the time we were done talking, Roxy was already gone, and attempting to talk to Sollux just pissed him off! So let's end this day with a friendly smile.



:D