[nsfw] Iyaan, Karkat-kun: Let's Homestuck some Hentai

oh my fucking fuck I am crying

 

I'm ded. This has killed me.

 

i haven't even read homestuck but i still love this thread

 

Mack on Karkat! *stomp, stomp, stompstompstomp*
Mack on Karkat! *stomp, stomp, stompstompstomp*

 

I feel obligated to post this here in response to the Lucky Star thing.

 

It was possibly not the best idea to start reading this with the boyfriend asleep in bed next to me, because the effort of not howling laughing is causing me to tear up and also possibly shaking the bed.

 

god damn i really want to play with this game but i'll have to ask my brother if i can install it on his computer

i have no idea how he'd reply to that request :V

 

Sure thing! Just need some coffee first.

 

First post edited!

 

Also please give me suggestions for Hal's Lover Item, Friend Item, and Sex Item that he can trade with people eventually.

 

oh geez. is it bad that my first thought is a fully telescoping robotic dildo à la Chester 5000 XYV ...

 

Shades, shades and shades?

 

I would vote shades, private chat handle, and telescoping robo dick.

 

Robo-bunny could be a friend item? Or a lover item if shades are a friend item.

 

Lover item: Shades
Friend item: Private chat handle
Sex item: Hal's vibrating telescopic robro-dildo

Suggesting the shades as the lover item because Hal can see anything the person wearing them can through the cameras in the lenses. I like to imagine that could lead to fun distance sexy times. Plus they were his body at one point, so that's pretty intimate.

 

Got it! Tomorrow: new student! But today: Tavros tries to stick his dick into everyone.

 

Looking so very forward to this.

 

FYI: Turns out my game has an AI issue. NPC'd characters are supposed to be able to approach you on their own, but mine don't aside from the group action of "Let's all go do [thing]."

I have another class full of all evil characters and while they kill each other off screen, I can play for 3 in game weeks while having a death flag on my PC but their evil girlfriend doesn't try to kill them even once.

What this means: might not get the death scenes I was hoping for, or a handful of other interactions you only get when the NPC makes a first move. Trying to figure out how to fix it, but until then, this is a very pro-active, non-passive playthrough!

 

sooo ... does that mean that we ourselves get to vote people off the island *cough* put them six feet under *cough* escort them out of the classroom

sorry, frog in my throat there, dunno what that was about...

 

Pfft. I don't know! They'll still kill each other off when NPC'd. So as an example, if we're playing as Hussie and Fef triggers Vriska's yandere mode, she could still get murdered. While we watch.