[nsfw] Iyaan, Karkat-kun: Let's Homestuck some Hentai

Oh my god, I'm laughing so much, this is truly incredible!
I'm looking forward to the next installment! For some reason I'm kinda rooting for Jane/Kanaya here.
I should get this game some time, it looks fun! I think it's really neat that you can basically just lean back and let them interact on their own and see what happens!

 

I'm glad you guys like this!

One thing I plan on doing: when romances get more serious, we'll switch POV character and see what the love is like, and you guys can choose who in the relationship we play as. Just for a day.

 

laughing so hard, this is incredible.
is there a rough update schedule?

 

Thanks! I'd like to do a school day a day, but we'll see how spoons and time allow.

 

This is amazing. Also, is it likely that we'll see students get into fights? I mean, I think you mentioned something about hiding bodies...

 

Oh, yeah. Considering how they all seem to hate each other much more than like each other, it's only a matter of time until fights break out. The question is whether or not I'll be able to witness them in time.

As for bodies, well. Only students with the Evil trait can kill, and that will only happen if they go full Yandere. As in, their boyfriend or girlfriend either cheats on them or collects enough Hate that they want to break up. We'll see if that happens, and if towards the end of the playthrough it doesn't, I'll just....make it happen.

 

It's a new day, and Kanaya has a request.



Hey, no problem. I repatched my game so maybe this time we'll even be able to understand her!



Yes! You're speaking a language I understand! Anyway, Kanaya sent me. How about we pay homage to the once and future queen?



S-So cute....

Rose stops by next and demands I work out with her.



....you're being sarcastic, aren't you.

Oh hey, there's Terezi!



I had to give her the most eye glaring color combo. I bet she sits in the girl's changing room for like 5 minutes, just licking her bloomers.

Ah, but she's walking slowly, which either means she's depressed or daydreaming. Or on her way to murder someone, but she doesn't have the evil trait, soooo....



Yeah, I know, the most recent Homestuck update kicked me right in the feels too. But if it makes you feel better, Dave should be around here somewhere covered in red and free for the licking?



Hey, what's Sensei for but to direct you to optimal licking time?

 

so... wrong... so... in-character........................

 

FISH TIDDIES!

Edit: Sorry, I got too excited! When she was wearing regular clothes I didn't notice Fef was this endowed (man, there's just gotta be a fish pun for big boobies...)

 

What are Rose and Karkat doing in that top photo? Is Karkat trying to protect the sanctity of his moirail (a lost cause) or is Rose attempting to ensnare Karkat?

 

Technically she's just standing there while Karkat runs past, but I much prefer your read on it. :D

 

Apparently I really got Terezi back on her energetic horse because...



Only Roxy joins us, but that's okay.




Well, I'm glad you guys are in a good mood. I've exercised twice this morning already and I'm about to pass out.



Or not. SO STRONG.

Hey, speaking of fish tiddies, there's Eridan!



And he's wearing pants! Quick, let's talk to him before he changes his mind.



Don't give me that, kid. Haven't you heard? I'm in the motherfucking PRIME of my LIFE. In fact, let's Encourage him to focus on studying more.



Exactly.

So where's our other arrogant nerdling?



The library! Let's talk to him now that he's awake.



I FUCKING FEEL YOU, DUDE.

Hussie Sensei wanders back to the classroom and...speaking of heat...



...Tavros is jacking it on someone's desk. No, I'm not kidding or being hyperbolic, he is literally masturbating alone in the classroom. DUDE, COME ON.



Don't give me that look. I saw Feferi's incredible rack too, but that's no excuse. We have perfectly good showers and bathrooms for you to whack it in!



And wash your hands!

 

I made her and Jane have the biggest boobs because Reasons. And they look bigger because they have the "chubby" body type.

 

oh my god TAVROS NO

 

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, TAVROS!

Edit: Yes, excellent choices for the big boob squad >:3c
Jane's were a little more obvious even in regular clothes, but in that pink swim suit thing, Feferi's were suddenly VAVOOM!

 

oh god, Tavros had his eye on that desk from the start!

 

TAVROS NITRAM
WHAT ARE YOU DOING

 

I read this in Mrs. Weasley's voice and it is beautiful.

Do we know whose desk, or was it just, "Yes, this desk, this is The One. Shine for me you splintery tart!" I don't even know where that came from.

 

So as Tavros slinks off to finish the job someplace a little more APPROPRIATE, Jane rebuffs Jake and the canon gods smile. Oh, and there's Dirk. We haven't talked to him yet.



Were you expecting someone else? Someone STRONG with beautiful blue eyes (please please please please)

So hey, I know you love to chat just...so much. How's life?



And I'll have you know that the 20 minute oral report you did on Pony Pals using your Smuppets wearing horse dong strapons kind of let that cat out of the bag.

So with the morning free period almost up, let's check our magical penis statue.



Well well, Miss Maryam! I see your crush on Jane has reached maximum dokis! Unfortunately, Jane is only merely curious. (BOY HAVE I BEEN THERE, AM I RIGHT, GUYS???? ha ha ha sob)

But wait...oh my god, you guys. YOU GUYS! We have our first steady relationship!



....oh dear. Well, I mean... the course of love never did run smooth.





SO! You guys get to choose! For the next day, we can either play as Vriska and see if we can bone Feferi, or we can play as Feferi and see if we can bone Vriska! WHAT SAY YOU.

 

I am too horrified and laughing too hard at Vriska with an innocent cat emoji face to be able to choose