[nsfw] Iyaan, Karkat-kun: Let's Homestuck some Hentai

Yeah, I vote for playing Feferi.

 

I like how quickly we went from 'how can we get these kids to kill each other' to 'how do we keep Fef alive despite herself?'

 

well I mean fef is a precious marshmallow, she is too cute not to make people want to protect her. It's a law of nature that people want to protect cute little fishies.
and that rack needs some more loving attention. It'd be a shame to shank that gorgeous cleavage.

 

It's one thing to let Gamzee and Vriska kill each other, but another thing to let Feferi die.

 

What do you guys think about me getting rid of the Lucky trait for everyone but Vriska and maybe John?

 

John and Vriska seems like a good idea.

 

Today Feferi is on a MISSION. Today she's going to do whatever it takes to make sure Clamzee doesn't krill her, all while making sure not to trigger Vriska's murder-rage. Speaking of, there she is waiting for us, as usual...



The, uh. The models blink and move, so.... Or she just tried one of Gamzee's cupcakes.

Anyway, yeah, fine, let's go. Gamzee's still at home anyway. And then let me check the magic statue just to make sure no one else is caught up in this web of betrayal and shivving.



JAKE! Not the Strider I expected you to go for, but it's understandable given Dirk and Hal have yet to stop fucking each other to bother branching out.



Jane wants to break up with Jade, but since she's yet to break it off with Kanaya like she wanted to before, I doubt it'll happen.



Oh, Jake. My only non-murderous lover. I have to be honest, Jake, things are really stressful for me right now! Vriska won't stop lurking around me.



A head pat of appreciation that won't get Vriska's vengeful fangs on you. Sweet, innocent Jake.

Well, mostly. You are technically cheating on me with Dave.



Well...okay. Gamzee's still not here and Vriska's distracted.



38o Jake!! How bold! And smart to bring me to a private room to hump me, unlike Vriska. TAKE ME, YOU ANIMAL



Of course it did! Now run along, I need to see if Gamzee's here.



He isn't, but Eridan's eager to pass the time by talking shit about Vriska. Eridan, you would not bereef the problems I have with that beach!



And then they giggle-snorted over fish puns for like half an hour.

Still waiting for Gamzee...



Jane's just kicking Eridan around a little. Nothing to see here.

Well, let's study some while we wait.



Well, you'd have a hard time sleeping knowing a cute but unhinged clown was mad at you.



Oh, Jake. You shouldn't. You reely, reely shouldn't. 38(

 

No! Not yet anyway. And even if I did, I wouldn't tell you. You leave dear, sweet Nepeta alone!



Cod, you're exhausting to deal with, Vriska.



I have more important things to do with my time than beg to see your stupid spider-man panties, Vriska! Glub off!

Gamzee still isn't here, but Sollux is. Poor boy is still spending every lunch period with his face on his desk, so let's say hi.



'Scuse me? Who the shell are YOU? Anyway, Sollux, you should socialize with people more! Stop being such a hermit crab!



You're not gonna do it at all, are you.



What? Since when? And that's a reely insensitive thing to say to me right aboat now, you dick!

(side note: he sounded really happy at the start of this and laughed politely and then went completely flat and bitter and I laughed. A+ voice acting.)



Eridan. There is littorally no way you don't know the answer to that.



dum-bass.

Let's check the statue again and see if Jane indeed is in love with us.



Eridan, you liar! At least Vriska doesn't want to kill me too.



I'd say Jake should keep his stupid and adorabubble mouth shut if he likes living!



Congratulations, Jane, you've managed to reject two people in one go. Fine, take your stupid moustache back! It didn't look good on me ANYWAY



AUGH. H-Hi, Vriska!! You didn't hear anything about Jake, right? No, no, never mind, ah ha ha ha

Psst! John!



Oh, for -- are you STILL mad I beat you up that one time? Look, this is important! I need you to say nice things about me to Gamzee when you see him!



Do you want royal blood on your whiny baby hands, John? Do you??



*deep sigh* Yeah...yeah, okay, Eridan. Gamzee still isn't here and it's almost time for class.



J-Jade... 38( OH JADE! Everything is awful! I have terribubble taste in boyfronds and gillfronds!



CODDAMMIT JANE can you not make everything about you for like five seconds, I'm having a reely searious fishcussion here!!



Ugh, Jake! What NOW?



Bouy, you might have a death wish but I'm trying to avoid the honking glee of a murder clown so NO! No, I will not have sex with you on the roof!!



You'll thank me later when you're not stalked by my other two CRAZY LOVERS, YOU ABSOLUTE BARNACLE

 

As if any woman, man or android could get between Sollux and his desk! You're reely just fishing for people to go yandere on at this point, aren't you?



Thank you, Jake. I guess it IS kind of impressive that I've dated two psycho murderers for thing long and only just NOW triggered a death flag. It helps when one is completely self-absorbed and the other's stoned out of his pan most of the time.

Anyway, it's lunch! Gamzee is here! QUICK, APPROACH HIM BEFORE HE CAN APPROACH US AND KILL US.



Ideally, I'd like you not to cull me, but since that's not possible, how about some lunch?



Gosh, you're so nice when you forget you're out to shank my bass.



Yes, leading you up here, alone, on the roof, were no one can see us, was definitely the right move to make.

QUICK, FEF. HUG THAT SKINNY CLOWN BUOY



I WANT TO NOT DIE



Oh goddammit vriska

Gamzee, c'mere. Let's go somewhere else. Somewhere we can be...abalone.



Into the gym storage to honk your glubbin' horn, you dummy!



Yes. So consider this: don't kill me.



VRISKA I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF IF YOU DON'T GLUB OFF AND LET ME HANDLE THIS



Feferi ==> Mobius Double Reacharound that clown.



Yes. You could come with me into the gym storage unit where no one can hear me scream.



TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH

Spoiler: the frantic fucking of a fish princess seducing her way out of murder via clown

WOW their sex chemistry is great, the hearts were shooting out of the cursor at lightening speed. Shame about the whole murder thing, really.



Let's hope it satisfied him enough to get the taste for regicide out of his mouth.

 

If 'Lucky' protects people from yandare murder (I remember something about that but I can't find the post), I'd say leave it on nepeta since everyone wants to protect her at all costs

 

oh my god

when i saw this screenshot i thought the post was going to go in an ENTIRELY DIFFERENT direction. trade one yandere rage for another.

 

at this point it seems like feferi's eternal mission might be fucking one yandere while evading the other.
godspeed princess. may the odds be ever in your favor.

(also dang that's an uncomfy looking last position, or is that just because her skirt is bunched up weird? her back looks like it's broken in half, then reattached at a 90° angle. I get that she's pressed against a wall but OUCH)

 

Y---------ESSSSS!! Gamzee no longer wants to kill us and Vriska still has her head too far up her ass to notice a damn thing!



That's still a thing, though. Well...good luck, Vriska. You'll need it.



WAUGH! Jeez, Gamzee, you sure are affectionate when you're not out to murder me horribly. It's almost cute.



Jake, do not even GIVE me this seahorseshit! You're dating other people too!

It just...it all got so out of hand. One day I was starting a brand new day at school and then next I have two murder lovers and you. And I did what I had to, Jake! What I had to do to SURVIV--E!!



I just need to talk to someone who doesn't think they own me!



VRISKA GO AWAY!!!!!

...

.....was that a scream?




o__o



oh no

oh no, WHAT HAVE I DONE



WHAT HAVE I DOOOOOOOONNNNNN----E!?!?!?!

 

Speaking of yandere x2 combo, one of my fav characters from my OC game has two yandere SOs currently out for each others' blood. And EVERYONE is trying to keep her away from both of them so they can murder each other away from her. First the apathetic shit-stirrer demands she walk to class with her, then her old enemy (who previously 'coerced' her) and still has max hate suddenly invites her to lunch. Letha, who was only a semi-friend and totally into yandere #2 invites her to skip gym. NOBODY wants her around either of her lovers while they're trying to axe each other. I love the AI in this game. In between those major events people who rarely interact with her keep inviting her to study, train, hey let's go up on the roof so I can tell you your murderboyfriend is hot...

 

Am I seeing this right that "sense of self-preservation" is a trait inherently and uniquely linked to the player, who may choose to utterly ignore it?

 

THAT'S ONE HELL OF A PLOT TWIST

 

Apparently!

 

Wait who died and who got arrested

 

Vriska died, Gamzee's in jail.