[nsfw] Iyaan, Karkat-kun: Let's Homestuck some Hentai

:D

 

I feel like giant Jade is how it should be really

 

She's like two Roxies in a trench coat. Maybe three.

 

Same! I only wish I could have her buff as fuck like she is in my head too.

To be fair, all the other girls around her in that shot have the "petite" height and Jade has the "tall" height, so it's more noticeable.

But yes. She could definitely fit at least two Roxies inside her.

 

I'd say about 2.16 Roxies.

 

I see what you did there.

 

Jade is freaking giant.
(and now I have the giant woman song caught in my head.)

 

jade is a fusion

 

But who are her components then?

 

Roxy went off with Dave.



oh. thank2, AA. you alway2 put up wiith all my 2tupiid hoofbea2t 2hit, ii don't get why you bother. don't you have better friiend2 to be wiith?



... iif you tell anyone ii diid thii2, i'll 2ay you're a liiar.

*head pat*



wanna go two the arcade and pretend thii2 never happened?





goddammiit, AA, you're kiilliing me here! trappiing me iin a corner and button mashiing iisn't skiill!



Afterwards, Equius seemed lonely, so we offered to go study with him. Which means walking from downtown up to the library.

Have I ever mentioned how VERY. SLOWLY. Sollux moves?



*determined grunting as sollux runs at a snail's pace* ehn, ehn, ehn, ehn



ehn, ehn, ehn, ehn, ehn!



ehn, ehn ehn, ehn! ehn!

CT: D --> Captor, you will run faster
TA: ii'm goiing a2 fa2t a2 ii can, eq, cool your 2weaty hor2e teat2



*determined grunting noises increase as the sun starts to set* EHN, EHN, EHN

and FINALLY they were at the library.



you better, iit took u2 half an hour two even get here.

AND THEN, because Sollux takes forever to get anywhere, the day was over!

 

Well at least he was less antisocial even if he isn't getting any kisses. Come on Dave, make out with him, your girlfriend would love to watch that.

 

I'm sure she's not the only one *waggles eyebrows at Rafi*

 

I'm for this.

 

He doesn't seem to have a single romantic interest in anyone. Aradia's the only one he's even slightly friendly towards!

 

Also, ANNOUNCEMENT!!

Starting next week, I won't be updating on Tuesdays, Fridays or Sundays.

 

I just want to date someone. ANYONE THAT ISN'T A DESK
He needs caffiene. So much caffeine.

 

SAME

I really wanted to make Sollux flirt with him. Maybe tomorrow I'll play as Equius and see if we can woo him.