[nsfw] Iyaan, Karkat-kun: Let's Homestuck some Hentai

And thus ends the LONGEST DAY

holy balls, Equius, what is it about you that makes everyone want to be around you?

Tomorrow: two strange new transfer students! GOSH I WONDER WHO THEY WILL BE

 

Nah man, I see only brightness and hope here.

 

MEOWRAILS FUR-E-FUR.

 

his STRONG pheromones

 

I am VERY worried for Nepeta right now. I don't think yanderes care about quadrant technicalities.

 

It's my terrible hentai game and I can keep Nepeta from being murderlated if I wanna. >:D

 

Maybe the solution is to have Nepeta hook up with Eridan too? Maybe that would work?
But wait, then he's DOUBLE YANDERE

 

Yep.

 

Eridan <3< Nepeta <> Equius <3 Eridan?

 

The thing that really gets me about Dirk and Hal is that the other people having sex in public at least have the decency to keep their clothes on.

 

Is this an actual pic with Dirk and Hal NOT fucking in the background?!

 

It's a rare sighting, like Sasquatch.

 

Of course, not like everyone else isn't picking up the slack...

 

I totally squinted at that pic on my phone for like ten whole seconds going "who's that?" Before i realized "oh wait its dirk and hal, they're just not bare ass naked in that shot. Ok carry on."

 

maybe it's like their superhero disguises. nobody recognizes them with their clothes on.

 

Oh, i was wondering what the "what should i do next" status means? Like, i thought it meant they'd been hitting on you but now Im not sure?

 

It means they've tried to some force action on the character, like making them show their junk or wearing what's implied to be a vibrator or just straight up trying to fuck them.