[nsfw] Iyaan, Karkat-kun: Let's Homestuck some Hentai

Wait. But that means

Feferi, Terezi, and Hal have all tried to force something with Equius...? o_O

 

Hal! What did you do. And why didn't it work.

 

Apparently! Lots of people seem to enjoy tormenting Equius.

 

can we be eridan next and flirt with Karkat? *waves tiny erikar flag*

 

*shamelessly raises hand*

 

I would, but Karkat is with Tavros at the moment and since he's got the Singleminded/Faithful trait, he won't be receptive to Eridan's flirting at all.

So how about I play as Karkat and break up with Tavros for being such a cheating cheater who cheats?

 

We still needa play as Davepeta, though.

#also we should totally try to hook davepeta up with both dave and nepeta

 

In time, we will get to all characters and make terrible decisions. This, I vow.

 

If you do Karkat next, please also go pick a "are we still friends?" argument with Sollux.

 

Dammit stop making me want to draw things, Kathy!

......... Heir-headed knave.

 

So I made the cherubs green, I swear I did, and they even look that way in their low res sprites!

....but when you talk to them/they talk to you, their skin is brown instead. So...sorry, guys. You'll need to use your ~*imagination*~

 

Yaay, I'm so excited! Can you take pictures of how they look in the character editor for comparison? It's really weird that the colours aren't displayed correctly :c

Also, I'm almost done! Still gotta make Meulin, Latula and Kankri. Man, this is taking so long! I forgot how much fun (and time consuming) character creators are. And I'm gonna try the Vriska eyes mod you linked for Aranea, let's see if it works! Thank you so much for all these links again!
Oh, and a question: how much do sexual preferences (as in kinks) matter? Did you give everyone different kinks, or did you just give everyone all of them?

 

Sure thing!

The sexual preferences matter regarding sexual chemistry aka how good the sex is. If both partners preferences line up/are the same, the sex is great! It also applies to what positions the characters like, of course. Like a character who enjoys femdom will prefer cowgirl to missionary, or a character that likes creampies and bukkake won't want to use condoms.

Like traits, you're technically only supposed to give characters two, but I say FUCK IT and give everyone all preferences, at least in my Homustuk game.

 

@Ruevian
Ooooh, thank you so much for explaining, that makes a lot of sense! And that's a good idea, I'm gonna do the same and make everyone dig all of the kinks. All of them.

Also, I have been hesitant about installing the yaoi mod because it seems to cause a lot of trouble, but looks like you goit it to work properly after all! Do you think it's worth a try?

 

I do! Basically any time it starts to crash during H scenes, I just go into the Wizzard and force the "fix for gay sex" mod again. The only real issue is the companion mods will give you glowing dicks if you want both partners penile enabled, and when you go back into the usual launcher, you'll have to temporarily uninstall the "futa on man cumming position FIX" mod. Unless you want your ladies to be the ones humping your dudes, in which case, go with god and be merry~

Edit: Oh, and while in the Yaoi mod version of the game, any attempt at any non male/male sex will make the game crash.

 

Truly the gay agenda has been exposed.

 

I thought Dirk and Hal made that pretty clear.

 

It's Tuesday again, and there IS a problem, namely that Tavros has been fucking around on Karkat and Karkat has had enough. He's read too many romance books and watched too many romcoms not to know a universal truth: if your man plays around on you, you dump his ass!



GOOD TO SEE YOU'VE DECIDED TO COME UP FOR AIR AFTER BEING TONSIL DEEP IN JANE'S NOOK FOR DAYS, ROSE. IF YOU SEE TAVROS WILL YOU TELL HIM I NEED TO TALK?



A BIG HELP AS ALWAYS, THANKS!



PLENTY OF THINGS, DIRK, AND I'D GIVE YOU AN ITEMIZED LIST BUT YOUR SLURRY-SLURPING ROBOT BOYFRIEND IS GIVING ME A DEATH GLARE FOR EVEN BREATHING IN YOUR DIRECTION, SO IT'LL HAVE TO WAIT.

BY THE WAY, THINK YOU COULD PULL YOUR SPIKY HEAD OUT OF HAL'S ASS LONG ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY STUDY FOR ONCE?



YEAH, WHAT WAS I THINKING, WE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO RECOGNIZE YOU WITHOUT THE CONSTANT BOUQUET OF DAY OLD SPUNK AND MOTOR OIL WAFTING ABOUT YOU.



...WELL NOW YOU'RE JUST DOING IT TO BE CONTRARY.



I KNOW YOU WERE LITERALLY CREATED LIKE A WEEK OR TWO AGO, BUT YOU DON'T KNOW A SHITFUCKING THING ABOUT ROMANCE. NOT SURPRISING WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT WHO YOU'RE MODELED AFTER, BUT HERE'S A FUCKING HINT: YOU DON'T OWN DIRK, HAL, SO STOP BUTTING YOUR PASTY CROTCHSTAINED SNIFFNODE INTO HIS FRIENDSHIPS AND GIVE THE MAN SOME ROOM TO BREATHE.



WOW, WHAT A CHANGE OF PACE.



SEEMS LIKE A LEGIT THING TO DO AND NOT AT ALL A TERRIBLE IDEA.



HOW ARE YOU CREEPIER NOW THAN WHEN YOU WERE A LITERAL GHOST.



WHAT. NO. WHAT NOOKCRUNCHING HEINOUS CLUSTERFUCKERY IS THIS, ARADIA, WHY DID YOU BRING ME TO THE GIRL'S LOCKER ROOM? NO, I'M LEAVING, HOLY SHIT.



AND YOU HAD TO DRAG ME IN HERE AND STRIP DOWN TO YOUR UNDERWEAR TO TELL ME THIS? ARE YOU HITTING ON ME?

And then Karkat crabwalked away as fast as possible before anyone caught him in there.

Let's look at the statue.



Tavros is at max love, which means breaking up with him will be tricky. Terezi couldn't care less about Karkat, Sollux is still a stranger and Aradia is such good friends with us that she doesn't think twice about showing her bra. And Kanaya...wow. Kanaya hates Karkat.



Both Striders don't appreciate Karkat yelling at them every time they fuck someone in public.



MEOWRAILS

Anyway, enough of that, Karkat has books to read.



WHO THE APESHITTING MAGICAL RUMPUSFUCK IS THAT.



YES. ME. YOU'RE A TRANSFER STUDENT, RIGHT? LET ME GIVE YOU SOME POINTERS ABOUT SURVIVING IN THIS PORNOGRAPHIC CIRCUS PRETENDING TO BE A SCHOOL.



WELL YOU'RE GONNA FIT IN GREAT WITH THE OTHER ASSLORDS IN CLASS, I CAN TELL ALREADY.



DO I NOT LOOK HAPPY, JOHN? I AM SO SORRY. WE CAN'T ALL FART SUNSHINE ON COMMAND LIKE YOU.



HA.

 

i am crying with laughter
i love you and everything you do
karkat is gonna screach himself dry if no one gets him to relax between all these weirdos.
(caliborn looks gr9 omg)

 

Your Karkat voice is on point, as usual