[nsfw] Iyaan, Karkat-kun: Let's Homestuck some Hentai

that's ominous.

 

who pissed off a yandere????? :D

 

Oh, it's not my homestuck game. It's my yandere roulette game. One guy, a billion yanderes, dating them all and seeing how long I can live.

 

UH OH! I don't think we have seen it happen from the player's perspective so far, right? I'm super excited (and a little scared).

 

Yeah, pro tip, if you see a yandere walking very slowly towards you, walk the other way.

 

That would be great, thank you ;u; My skype name is arrantpath

 

@KathyGaele i would looove to see a Dragon Age play through. if i get it working on my computer i might do one myself, although I don't know basically anything about inquisition so I probably wouldn't post it.

 

We are a-go. Starting with the Origin's crew. Might do a different class for each, not sure yet.
The lack of facial hair makes Oghren seriously amusing. Also I've gone with Sten's Arishok look, for dat long white hair.

 

There's some facial hair options in the hair pack I'll help you install later. :3

 

:33
Yes good.

 

yes yes yessss
are you gonna make a thread too? no pressure if it's too much work, but that would be fun to watch.

 

Should do, just unsure if I'm quick enough to screencap

 

I just wanted to show you the first yandere in my yandere roulette to shank me. Turns out the Sweet personality is fucking creepy when the trigger gets flipped. I'm also very satisfied with my choice of eyes.



Yuuna is very kind, friendly, sweet. Always has a kind word to say, can be found cheering people up and encouraging them left and right.



Even if you insult her, she's pretty unflappable.

But then you date her. And maybe she doesn't like it so much when other girls come up to kiss you.



Maybe starts dropping some subtle threats...



And then if you try to break up with her, the sweetness drops completely, replaced by...something.



And then....



My dude's Lucky so he managed to survive, and poor Yuuna was carted off to jail.

 

So, for whatever reason, my homestuck game is nigh unplayable because everyone keeps interrupting me when I'm talking to someone and crowding around trying to talk all at once and I really wish there was a "PRY YOURSELVES AWAY FROM MY GRILL" group option. Anyway, it makes taking screengrabs even more tricky. On Monday I'll play as Sollux the Hermit again and if he keeps getting crowded, then....man, IDK.

But for now, let's be Jade.



And look, her boys are waiting for her.



dave, im pretty sure you should know that, since you were there!!



okay! :D



His name is The Mayor and he's a pug. Dave's photos of him are artfully ironic glamour shots, and one that's like





thanks, rose <3 youre pretty great too, you know



though you should really do something about your sweatervest, it keeps trying to eat you!! :o



sure, aradia

umm...do i want to know what youre looking at over my shoulder? theres nothing there....right?



as long as you promise not to yell at me the whole time on the way :|



heheheh, thanks, feferi!! im glad gamzee didnt kill you



i dont know, dave...

CAN I??? ;)



of course we are, john!



you dont have to be jealous of dave, silly! i like you both the same amount <3



Oh, looks like Jade made plans with John while I wasn't playing her. Make sure not to forget, Jade!



dont give me that, mr egbert, i heard the smutty sax music :P



Holy hell, she's huge compared to him.

Spoiler: the giantess claims a dweeb

ha ha ha, HE'S SO SHORT

:D

 

wow this is gonna have a lot of action for our dear jade :D

 

who says im tired? i could go for round two but youre still walking funny >:D

but sure, rub me!



pretty sure my boobs dont have any knots to work out, dumbass!



umm not that its any of your business but yeah? so have you!



dave youre dating like six people including our teacher, shut up!!!



you know i only let you stop arguments like this because i like how you kiss :|

now go away, i need to study!



8D



hey!! at least i have the decency to find a private place feferi!



sigh
fine but im still kinda pissed at you :\



uhhhh



thanks again feferi but you really didnt need to strip down to tell me that



geez everyones being so nice to me today, youre like the 20th person to randomly praise me!



hehe! <3



Dave wanted Jade to hug him and just as it was getting good....



just because youre not getting any hugs doesnt mean you should keep poking your stupid nose into other peoples love lives, karkat!!! XO



and i DEFINITELY dont wanna hear that from you!



really dave? you want us to fuck on the same stairs dirk and hal keep doing it on? i guess....



But Dirk wouldn't allow it. Either he's jealous of us talking to him or he won't let anyone else use HIS sex stairs.

 

Oh my hells, Feferi. Does she maybe have a crush?

 

Fef, I think your hair's having problems.

 

Dirk, just because the stairs are soaked in your... bodily fluids doesn't mean they belong to you, they're school property!

 

vengeance!!



heheheheheheh!



geez, you can dish it out but you cant handle it, huh? stop being such a grumpy butt!



its fine, youre just still jealous about dave
but you need to get over it john! were all gonna be a happy poly threesome if it kills us damn it
now get along with dave



sometimes i wonder what i was thinking, taking on two huge dorks as boyfriends :|



thats really none of your business hal!



oh! thank you :) i think youre pretty nice too dirk
at least when youre not balls deep inside hal



what??? eridan, NO! GROSS!!!



god you cant just ask people that out of nowhere eridan XP



huh? oh alright



john i like your spirit but the bells about to ring!



dont pout at me, none of us can control the magic color changing arrow that dictates our lives



do i need to put out an announcement on the intercom so everyone knows i had sex??

yes, davepeta, i had sex!! and so have you!!!



at least one half of you is just fucking with me right now, isn't it



HOW ABOUT YOU WAD UP YOUR TINY SHORTS AND CHOKE THEM DOWN WITH A NICE COLD GLASS OF SHUT THE FUCK UP???????



i will shrink you down to the size of a dime and shove you down caliborns speedos equius
dont fucking test me