[NSFW] Let's Homestuck some Hentai - Kids + Alpha Trolls Edition

The female body types aren't actually all that varied, either, it's just that you get to customise the breasts and waist via slider, so you can create more diversity that way.

Also, males have more than two face shapes, so they've got that going for them.

 

Not that I'm aware of! At least not in the game, there could be mods that allow for it.

 

German is such a perfect language.

 

It doesn't seem like that would come up heh often, but that is what German's good for

 

I put the presets at "Balance" (my computer is ooold), the display size at 1024x768 and anti-aliasing at 8xQ CSAA. Aside from that, I don't think I changed any settings. Your screenshots looked nice to me, but maybe it looks different in motion?

Oh my god, sex ninja! That is a beautiful description, and I might end up stealing it!

Yeah, I'm always confused when people point out certain boob sizes as abnormally big because I can never tell! I think I just have a lot of big boobed friends, so they don't stand out to me too much. Jane could probably still need some backrubs :c (and dang, H cups gotta be difficult to get cheap bras for D: Poor Kathy!)

I feel ya ): I would be so happy about a beefy beefcake mod or something like that. You can't make really buff girls either, which is a shame (there go my dreams of making Jasper...). There are mods that give them abs, but that's about it. I want fridge-sized body types, and I want them now >:C

 

It truly feels so wrong to not have swole Zahhaks.

 

I like coltish long-limbed Zahhaks so I'm okay with them going the full animu

(I wish there was a male fat model that wasn't so TALL, I would love to do a Vorkosigan game with skinny bitty Miles and fat bitty Mark (and all Miles' girlfriends being Tall, of course).)

 

(i just wanted to drop by and say janes tiddies are MASSIVE)
(i honestly have no idea how this all works but it seems real fun! :0 )

 

Last part for the first day, so we're almost done.



Let's go eat with Damara.



Oh Damara...

Later we're approached by Horuss and... god, did we really go almost the whole day without talking about horses even once? It's about damn time to remedy that with a like-minded soul.



Or not. Thanks, Dave.
Well, guess I'm going to have to get my daily horse trivia from the library, when suddenly:



Oh, I see how it is. I know your type. You were eyeing those nice smooth tables, weren't you? Not under my watch, young man!
Okay, looks like the library is out of the question as well. Just as we pondered what to do next, Dirk approaches us. At last, we ca-



Why are you doing this to me, Dave? Are you still mad at me about that bird jab?



Fucking finally. Actually, I would love t-



[frustrated internal whinnying]



I'm trying, Kankri. I really, really am.



Also, have this tender moment between Kurloz and Roxy. It would be sweet if I wasn't fearing for Roxy's life. Also, Meenah strutting her stuff.
Let's ask her about Aranea. You like Aranea, don't you, Meenah?



WOW! You know, this might be the reason why she's more black than red for you. I'm just saying.
Finally, it's time for club activities, and now everyone's going home, but before we do that, some more stats:



Oh, that explains why Jade was interrupting us.




Roxy, you play a dangerous game.



Jesus, what did he do?



Les8ifins still seem a little troubled, and it looks like Jane got a taste for fish now.

And that's it for today. Let's see what happens next time! I think I will play the second day as Hussie too, and then I let you guys vote who I should play as. Goodnight!

 

bless u puni

 

Wait, am I reading this right? Dirk thinks of Roxy as his best friend, and Roxy has a crush on him?

I swear, this game has actually read the comic or something.

 

So glad Damara's talking about sausage. Sexual innuendo introduction :DD

 

bless you puni I am laughing so hard
I'd also like to subscribe to the teens make horrible life decisions show.
(Also I hope we can see more of mituna doing things that piss others off. I can hear him giggling in the distance.)

 

Oh man I'm loving all of this so far!

Poor Roxy, no escape from doomed crushes in canon or in hentai games.

 

Kankri does seem pretty triggered.

Fuck, that's perfect. Let me just:

I'm so glad to hear that!
And Mituna seems to always be up for some some shit wrecking, so that should be entertaining.

Also, I played the second day, and HOOOO BOY. That was wild. Today @Ruevian is going to post again if I remember correctly, so I'm gonna post it tomorrow.

 

Roxy is walking in the footsteps of Ruevian's Feferi, I see.