[NSFW] Let's Homestuck some Hentai - Kids + Alpha Trolls Edition

I totally ship it.
No real opinion on who's next, Damara maybe?

 

Damtuna, make it happen!

But for now, see how many people we can get rejected by as Cronus.

 

Ohhhh I'd love to see how Damara's day goes :3c

 

In conclusion: BEST DAY.
A day filled with...
Wait for it...
51CK GR1ND5

 

I'm so happy you guys had fun!
Also, high-fives for everyone who caught the Lemon Stealing Whores reference :3c (and high-fives for those who didn't, because there can never be enough high-fives!)

I actually like to headcanon that this is how he went home after they left the hotel:

On one hand, Damtuna is great! On the other hand, Mituna isn't exactly discreet (to put it very mildly), so it would only be a question of time until she's gonna end up shanking him or whoever she caught him fucking. What is it with these exhibitionist heirs and their complete lack of self preservation D:< ??

This is beautiful!

Also, seems like it's a draw between Damara and Cronus. I say we give Damara another day to open up more, and play Cronus first, Damara second!

Next Installment:
===> Be The Seadweller Douchelord.

(I'm so excited >:D *rubs hands gleefully*!)

 

Aaaaaaaa yes!! I'm so excited to see what the Seadweller Douchelord does in his day. Especially considering how many people wanna fuck him last we checked his stats.

 

I tried doing the Cronus playthrough today, but sadly my game crashed not far in.
I just wanted to say I downloaded a Persona 4 OST mod (that works ridiculously well as BGM), and then I replaced the [cheesy public sex sax] with

and the regular H-Mode music with

and I laughed so hard when I played that I started hyperventilating, 69/69 would recommend!
(Careless Whisper should work as H-Mode music too)

 

oh my GOD

You're a GENIUS

 

I am dying with laughter holy shit

 

Alright, Cronus' day got screencapped! Holy shit, though, it's like fanfiction written by him. I was also a little bit meaner than usual, but I'm not sure how much people are cool with. Next up is Damara, so if you're good with being a little more pushy, I'm up for it (I just really want Damara to make Horuss wear a [mysterious vibrating hentai device] with him ending up liking it). Any other wishes you guys have? Paging Damara Guru @Acey in particular :3c
Also, I hope Marvin Gaye won't make me think of Jane giving Cronus boobjobs forever now (though I'm glad you liked those, those songs seriously make the whole experience even MORE ridiculous)

 

I'm cool with the dubcon mechanics of the game but if someone is uncomfy by all means make damz more vanilla

 

I am more than good with the dubcon-y stuff, but probably should keep all that in spoilers at least. and if more people don't want it hey, that's fine too o3o

 

For the record, I'm fine with it in the context of this ridiculous game.

 

Totally good with mean and skeevyness.

 

Did someone say skeevy dubcon??


(I jest. Mostly I jest. But I'm fine with seeing it and I'm genuinely interested to know how awful the game allows you to get.)

 

Yesss, excellent! I played it safe as Cronus just in case, and was just really passive-aggressive in the game instead (like ignore a partner for a while if they refused sex). But if you guys are cool with it, I'm gonna be more aggressive as Damara :3c (and yeah, definitely gonna put it behind cuts with spoilers!)
Any characters you want to be off-limits though? I personally have zero qualms about dubconning even the cinnamonest of cinnamon rolls, but I know some others might.

I FEEL YOU, FRIEND! I was so close to try out some of the nastier interactions but I wanted to ask you guys first.

Spoiler: Talk about skeevy game mechanics:

I actually read up about some of the game mechanics and one thing I remember reading about is that if you have a character who has the highest virtue stat and hasn't had sex before, you won't be able to bang them until you wooed them properly and at least went on a sunday date with them because they don't give away their first time easily. But if you wanna hurry things up, you can force them into their first time and after that they become easier to fuck. Preeeetty messed up if you think about it. The force option also overrides sexual orientation.
This is still pretty mild for an Illusion game though, considering their first game I played was Rapelay, where you basically blackmail and then keep a mom and her two daughters as sex slaves, and the game either ends if you get one of them pregnant and she pushes you in front of a train if you don't force her to get an abortion, or if the older daughter stabs you to death in a random event.

 

I am personally fine with this getting dark af. Go for whatever.

 

I concur with @jacktrash - let's leave Mituna out of this.

 

Sure thing, friends! That's why I wanted to ask first, especially because I want to keep the writeup lighthearted, and I would feel awful if it ended up making anyone upset! I don't think I'm going to outright force anyone into sex either way in this playthrough and just do the more "mild" options - it's first and foremost supposed to be silly and ridiculous after all, and from the wiki it seems that forced H-scenes have the characters crying and saying negative things, and while that doesn't bother me, it doesn't seem funny in an over-the-top hentai way, which is kind of the point of this D: