(I really did try to come up with an entertaining thread title, but too many sprang to mind to choose from.) Share your most hilarious/wtf smut finds! Fanfic, original fiction, RP, whatever.
i feel like i must have some things to contribute but i can't bring them to mind right now. @Vast Derp i know you have a large collection of truly awful smuts, because you make your computer read them in a robot voice to annoy me. <3< oh, @seebs do you happen to have saved any screenshots or anything from waaaaaay long ago when that person on y-gallery plagarized my sex scene? the scene itself isn't awful -- or at least i don't think so, being the one who wrote it, but it's in 'god eaters' and people talking about the book don't generally go "oh yeah and that one silly sex scene" so i reckon it's unremarkable. just a couple of 19/20-year-old boys doing butt stuff, mostly about the emotional catharsis and oh btw you're both psychic what did you think was going to happen haha brainmeld! and not so much with the explicit porniness. but anyway, some bright spark on y-gallery a few years back lifted it, word for word, for a harry/draco story, and not only were they awkward as hell about changing names/descriptions to suit, the tone was all wrong. the result was fucking hilarious.
So apparently a great way to improve my mood is for me to read the most bizarre fics I possibly can So uh, I present to you: the weirdest thing I could find (don't ask how or why I found that, ok?)
uh well Spoiler: things about past me's smut preferences So I remembered today that the first smut I sought out and read was Warriors smut (don't judge ok) and so I was like "I'm gonna look back at this stuff so I can laugh at what past me was into" and this was in the tag and I stumbled upon it. (would like to make it clear that my past, Warriors smut-reading self at least had standards for quality and the stuff I read was distinctly not this.) anyway I'm heading directly to hell now
