One thousand talking cats: Warrior Cats Thread

Discussion in 'Fan Town' started by theambernerd, Jun 13, 2016.

  1. chaoticArbiter

    chaoticArbiter an actual shiny eevee (destroyer of worlds)

    oh lord I cannot wait
    also I'm editing all those pairings in. right after I find Tiger jr's name.
     
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  2. electroTelegram

    electroTelegram Well-Known Member

    *gathers*
     
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  3. keltka

    keltka the green and brown one

    So ONCE UPON A TIME WAY BACK WHEN

    there was a windclan dude named RYEWHISKER
    who totes had a thing for a riverclan cat named CLOUDBERRY

    now see intermingling between the clans was Pretty Common and NBD
    cloudberry, however, was the daughter of emberstar, leader of riverclan
    and RIVERCLAN was getting v pissy because HEYO windclan was STEALING FISH
    supposedly
    they accused them of it
    and we all know how that goes—WINDCLAN ATTACK

    so WindClan DID, but ryewhisker was like NAH SON Y'ALL AREN'T GONNA HURT MY KITS because OF COURSE cloudberry had to fight
    goddammit cloudberry
    why you do

    so he stopped some dude from hurting cloudberry

    BUT THEN RIVERCLAN, WHO CAN'T SEE PAST THEIR FLUFFY ASSES, KILL HIM
    WHY YOU DO RIVERCLAN
    WHY YOU DO

    so some nerd duststar (guess which clan HE leads) (hint) (it's wind) says 'yo this wouldn't happen if we KEPT IT IN OUR PANTS I mean clans' 'new law motherfuckers'

    the end
     
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  4. electroTelegram

    electroTelegram Well-Known Member

    INCREDIBLE

    also a riverclan cat named emberstar amuses me
     
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  5. chaoticArbiter

    chaoticArbiter an actual shiny eevee (destroyer of worlds)

    he stole Sparkpaw's dad's prefix
     
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  6. keltka

    keltka the green and brown one

    RIGHT THO
    WHY YOU DO EMBERSTARS MOM
     
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  7. electroTelegram

    electroTelegram Well-Known Member

    MAYBE SHE WAS FROM ANOTHER CLAN
     
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  8. keltka

    keltka the green and brown one

    it's actually kinda sad b/c cats used to visit each other in their camps, and from the phrasing/information given, it seems like emberstar would've been totally chill with things
    like ryewhisker was going to be there for the kits' birth and everything :/
    and emberstar's bffsie was thistletail from thunderclan
     
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  9. chaoticArbiter

    chaoticArbiter an actual shiny eevee (destroyer of worlds)

    theory: Sparkpaw's dad is a time traveler, in the future after he has Sparkpaw
    this makes sense because [TRAIN NOISE]
     
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  10. keltka

    keltka the green and brown one

    I MEAN THAT'D FCKN MAKE SENSE
     
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  11. chaoticArbiter

    chaoticArbiter an actual shiny eevee (destroyer of worlds)

    maaaaaaan that sucks :c stupid WindClan leader. >:c
     
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  12. keltka

    keltka the green and brown one

    okay I was replying to raybot but the timing made my post #hilarious

    aND RIGHT THOUGH??? man I want more interclan broships.
     
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  13. chaoticArbiter

    chaoticArbiter an actual shiny eevee (destroyer of worlds)

    it was beautiful and that's why I liked it: for timing
    SAME THOUGH
    BRING BACK INTERCLAN FRIENDSHIPS DAMMIT
     
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  14. electroTelegram

    electroTelegram Well-Known Member

    it probably would have happened anyways eventually, because of clan conflict :(

    BUT STILL interclan friendships are good rip onestar & firestar brotp
     
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  15. keltka

    keltka the green and brown one

    (rip onestar not being a fucking asshat)
     
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  16. chaoticArbiter

    chaoticArbiter an actual shiny eevee (destroyer of worlds)

    I CRIED ABOUT THIS OKAY
     
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  17. chaoticArbiter

    chaoticArbiter an actual shiny eevee (destroyer of worlds)

    I'm joking because I don't really cry much ever and never over books but. it was not okay.
     
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  18. electroTelegram

    electroTelegram Well-Known Member

    THEY WERE SUCH GOOD FRIENDS

    and then onestar become a giant douche :(
     
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  19. chaoticArbiter

    chaoticArbiter an actual shiny eevee (destroyer of worlds)

    yeah basically
    like wtf Onestar
    dick
    ....admittedly I did kind of laugh at his name a bunch after he became a leader
    Onestar
    it sounds like he got rated by his Clan or something and they were like
    "one star, would rate lower if possible!"
     
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  20. keltka

    keltka the green and brown one

    I was REALLY SAD ABOUT THAT TOO
    maybe his niceness died with firestar :(

    BUT YEAH HOLY SHIT put THAT on the list of Worst Fucking Names
     
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