Discussion in 'Fan Town' started by theambernerd, Jun 13, 2016.
oh lord I cannot wait
also I'm editing all those pairings in. right after I find Tiger jr's name.
So ONCE UPON A TIME WAY BACK WHEN
there was a windclan dude named RYEWHISKER
who totes had a thing for a riverclan cat named CLOUDBERRY
now see intermingling between the clans was Pretty Common and NBD
cloudberry, however, was the daughter of emberstar, leader of riverclan
and RIVERCLAN was getting v pissy because HEYO windclan was STEALING FISH
they accused them of it
and we all know how that goes—WINDCLAN ATTACK
so WindClan DID, but ryewhisker was like NAH SON Y'ALL AREN'T GONNA HURT MY KITS because OF COURSE cloudberry had to fight
why you do
so he stopped some dude from hurting cloudberry
BUT THEN RIVERCLAN, WHO CAN'T SEE PAST THEIR FLUFFY ASSES, KILL HIM
WHY YOU DO RIVERCLAN
WHY YOU DO
so some nerd duststar (guess which clan HE leads) (hint) (it's wind) says 'yo this wouldn't happen if we KEPT IT IN OUR PANTS I mean clans' 'new law motherfuckers'
also a riverclan cat named emberstar amuses me
he stole Sparkpaw's dad's prefix
WHY YOU DO EMBERSTARS MOM
MAYBE SHE WAS FROM ANOTHER CLAN
it's actually kinda sad b/c cats used to visit each other in their camps, and from the phrasing/information given, it seems like emberstar would've been totally chill with things
like ryewhisker was going to be there for the kits' birth and everything :/
and emberstar's bffsie was thistletail from thunderclan
theory: Sparkpaw's dad is a time traveler, in the future after he has Sparkpaw
this makes sense because [TRAIN NOISE]
I MEAN THAT'D FCKN MAKE SENSE
maaaaaaan that sucks :c stupid WindClan leader. >:c
okay I was replying to raybot but the timing made my post #hilarious
aND RIGHT THOUGH??? man I want more interclan broships.
it was beautiful and that's why I liked it: for timing
BRING BACK INTERCLAN FRIENDSHIPS DAMMIT
it probably would have happened anyways eventually, because of clan conflict :(
BUT STILL interclan friendships are good rip onestar & firestar brotp
(rip onestar not being a fucking asshat)
I CRIED ABOUT THIS OKAY
I'm joking because I don't really cry much ever and never over books but. it was not okay.
THEY WERE SUCH GOOD FRIENDS
and then onestar become a giant douche :(
like wtf Onestar
....admittedly I did kind of laugh at his name a bunch after he became a leader
it sounds like he got rated by his Clan or something and they were like
"one star, would rate lower if possible!"
I was REALLY SAD ABOUT THAT TOO
maybe his niceness died with firestar :(
BUT YEAH HOLY SHIT put THAT on the list of Worst Fucking Names
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