Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

ChelG · Aug 5, 2023 at 9:36 AM

There’s a phrase used by British racists - “there ain’t no black in the Union Jack”. I wonder what those people would say if blue-skinned aliens showed up and said “Good to know you don’t have a problem with us”
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BaseDeltaZero · Aug 5, 2023 at 10:26 AM

This movie is too stupid to be a critique of anything, except maybe the intelligence of its creators.
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ChelG · Aug 5, 2023 at 5:41 PM

Cardmember: “Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?”

Me: “How is that in any way relevant to this conversation?”

Cardmember: “Jesus would waive my fee!”

Me: “Jesus wouldn’t own a bank.”
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ChelG · Aug 5, 2023 at 5:49 PM

And if I was inclined to engage in public acts of indecency with a vending machine or yeet my coffee at someone, I might feel encouraged by the implication that I wasn't the only one.
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keltena · Aug 6, 2023 at 12:27 PM

Don't put Ronald Reagan in the same camp as Bigfoot.
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ChelG · Aug 6, 2023 at 12:35 PM

We can't make every movie solely for the dumbest person in the room.
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BaseDeltaZero · Aug 6, 2023 at 8:43 PM

How bad is it? She attacks them with Domestic Longhairs and manages to escape.
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BaseDeltaZero · Aug 6, 2023 at 8:46 PM

Fun Fact: She shattered her knees from too much genuflection. It's the most Catholic injury possible aside from choking to death on a communion wafer.
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BaseDeltaZero · Aug 6, 2023 at 8:57 PM

This guy just keeps hitting the snooze button on being woke. Every time an injustice hits him, he goes "Yeah that's fair.". and meekly accepts it and chalks it up as his own fault.
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ChelG · Aug 7, 2023 at 1:24 AM

If someone wants you to bend the rules, probably they are part of the reason the rules exist.
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ChelG · Aug 7, 2023 at 1:36 AM

You say you don't feel at home on planet Earth. I think for you the opposite is true; you are at home on this planet, and you've walked out into the living room to discover a bunch of hungover dipwads sleeping in their own barf, the furniture tipped over and the windows broken.
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BaseDeltaZero · Aug 7, 2023 at 4:28 AM

“Well, we… greatly narrowed down our possible theories as to how the system was tampered with.”

“To what?”

“To… nothing. We now have no possible theories.”

“Well, it’s a step up from having a bunch of wrong theories, I suppose.”
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ChelG · Aug 7, 2023 at 12:47 PM

Sir R- M- and Lord N-, who fought a duel over the issue of whether the reinforced heel piece of a lady's stocking should be of a diamond or oval shape.
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Wormwitch · Aug 7, 2023 at 2:10 PM

"Time to institute the Heimlich maneuver and stop bullying your child"

BaseDeltaZero · Aug 7, 2023 at 6:00 PM

I've seen this film - one more on my list of terrible decisions - and it handles sensitive subjects with all the grace and subtlety of the artillery barrages of the First World War.
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LadyNighteyes · Aug 7, 2023 at 6:15 PM

weasels gnaw upon my brainstem as Nidhogg does the roots of the world
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BaseDeltaZero · Aug 7, 2023 at 6:19 PM

"Well, we're working on a cure for AIDS aaaand its Ninjas".
"Time to try to cure heart dis-shit, Ninjas again."
"Alright, cure for the common cold and fuck, its Ninjas. I don't even have to look, I can hear the motorcycles"
"This time, my cure for cystic fibrosis will work and-Oh, I made Ghost Samurai, huh. That's a new one. Oh never mind, it mutated back to Ninjas."
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BaseDeltaZero · Aug 7, 2023 at 7:11 PM

Like, the biggest bootstrap thing for the corporate class is that he stans your Lee Iacocas over your modern Elon Musks, as he believes that working your way up through a company requires more "discipline" and "responsibility". Not something I believe, though Lee Iacocca would definitely have made a small American Dinosaur that Americans love to drive.
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ChelG · Aug 7, 2023 at 7:34 PM

It is a scientific fact that all babies have internal monologues with the inflection and language of Vaudeville villains.
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BaseDeltaZero · Aug 7, 2023 at 8:36 PM

You know I've been preparing for this conspiracy theory for a long time, but nothing could have prepared me for "Australia is Atlantis" "Cantonese is Linear A" and "Minoans became a deadly bee weapon"
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Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

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keltena putting the fun in executive dysfunction

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Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

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keltena putting the fun in executive dysfunction

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Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

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