Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

BaseDeltaZero · Feb 16, 2022 at 10:39 PM

'do not break the law is a moral' that I personally and professionally disagree with

tax evasion is a moral obligation you see
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BaseDeltaZero · Feb 16, 2022 at 10:41 PM

Look I know us nefarious orientals have a natural racial +2 Shiftiness bonus but the guy is wearing a t shirt under a button up, dude, not silks spun with perfect cruelty from the decadent courts of the east from silkworms fed on trees watered with the blood of the innocent.
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The Silk of Cruelty is only for special occasions. Expensive, you know.
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BaseDeltaZero · Feb 16, 2022 at 11:49 PM

Ah yes, because storming the beaches of Normandy is "due legal process."
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BaseDeltaZero · Feb 16, 2022 at 11:50 PM

THIS IS SOMEHOW ALL THE SAME THREAD.

BaseDeltaZero · Feb 16, 2022 at 11:54 PM

What I want to know is what happens if a foreign tyrant applies for and receives Scottish citizenship.
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Everett · Feb 17, 2022 at 1:18 AM

You say that and yet you’ve been cooking with cicada sloughings for how many days now?
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BaseDeltaZero · Feb 17, 2022 at 2:12 AM

Sometimes a character's just in the story to do a specific thing. Your classic "Girl Number Two" or "Bored Omnipotent Entity." Not every character needs a deep backstory.
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BaseDeltaZero · Feb 17, 2022 at 4:03 AM

It was like if I started to read, say, a bleach fanfic, based on premise "Orihime is actually useful", read the first twenty chapters, and then discovered that Aizen was actually Dio all along.
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BaseDeltaZero · Feb 17, 2022 at 5:57 AM

"We going to throw My Immortal and HPMoR at each other really fast. Perhaps we can finally confirm the existence of the tropeson!"
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ChelG · Feb 17, 2022 at 1:29 PM

He inadvertently turned himself into the octopus' butler.
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budgie · Feb 17, 2022 at 6:06 PM

This just in - I'm doing Valentine's Day romance love scene writing commissions. Only 50$

If you think the quality (timing) of my advertising is bad, wait untill you see the quality of my work

We do words so writing that it'll make you go "man, I used to have fifty dollars"
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Misty Pond · Feb 17, 2022 at 6:23 PM

Anyway, dumping a body isn’t foolproof either, thanks to those meddling Pokemon Go players.
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budgie · Feb 18, 2022 at 1:16 PM

"Wow this crack settled my acid reflux!"

BaseDeltaZero · Feb 18, 2022 at 8:45 PM

Vietnam [war] wasn't based, that was a mistype, my brain broke for a bit
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ChelG · Feb 19, 2022 at 8:14 AM

Apparently you dont have to be American (or even human) to be President in this universe either.
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budgie · Feb 19, 2022

"Act casual!" *jumps out the window*
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"it's hard to do crunches when you are a lamp"
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[softly] "I'm going to turn into a werepenguin"
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ChelG · Feb 19, 2022 at 9:28 PM

"Maybe I'm bein' overly sensitive, but how do you get worse than takin' a disease which degenerates your mental faculties and slappin' 'For Dummies' after it?"
"... So I guess I should put back this copy of 'Everything You'll Need to Remember About Alzheimer's', then?"
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Acey · Feb 19, 2022 at 11:34 PM

“big fan of the implication that nasa austronauts are inherently good at rapping”

Wormwitch · Feb 20, 2022 at 5:25 AM

spits out caviar and Dom Pérignon while orbiting the Earth, in my space yacht

ChelG · Feb 20, 2022 at 1:20 PM

if the critical resolution of the story is finding an answer to a question, it's a supernatural detective story, and if the critical resolution is punching someone very hard, it's a supernatural story that happens to have a detective in it.
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Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

Everett local rats so small, so tiny

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

ChelG Well-Known Member

budgie not actually a bird

Misty Pond Well-Known Member

budgie not actually a bird

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

ChelG Well-Known Member

budgie not actually a bird

ChelG Well-Known Member

Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

ChelG Well-Known Member

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Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

Everett local rats so small, so tiny

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

ChelG Well-Known Member

budgie not actually a bird

Misty Pond Well-Known Member

budgie not actually a bird

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

ChelG Well-Known Member

budgie not actually a bird

ChelG Well-Known Member

Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

ChelG Well-Known Member

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