Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

ChelG · Feb 20, 2022 at 2:22 PM

My point is that probably the most unrealistic thing about my comic where superheroes exist, are militarized, recruit some maniac nearly sight unseen and put her on national TV with a few hours of meeting her is that Sydney has remembered everyone’s name so far.
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BaseDeltaZero · Feb 20, 2022 at 2:51 PM

What if the critical resolution is punching a question very hard?

Loq · Feb 20, 2022 at 4:31 PM

I know about his dick and you know about everything else.
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Acey · Feb 20, 2022 at 7:07 PM

“You’re a shrimp?? Red flag tbh ://”

budgie · Feb 20, 2022 at 9:18 PM

"Like the time I tried calling Lowes and got America's #1 phone sex line?"

ChelG · Feb 21, 2022 at 7:56 AM

(I guess after realizing all people have skeletons inside them, it was a natural conclusion to come to.)
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LadyNighteyes · Feb 21, 2022 at 10:59 AM

#can i - and this is critical - can i be spaghettified by jesus
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Loq · Feb 21, 2022 at 2:37 PM

on the assumption that something in there was worth her time, which is a really strange assumption to make, but people buy lootcrates and date republicans so this is not an unfamiliar bit of idiocy
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Acey · Feb 21, 2022 at 4:08 PM

“You'd have to be launched from the womb face first into a youtube video about minecraft.”
@TheSeer

Wormwitch · Feb 22, 2022 at 12:50 PM

Home inspections are definitely lacking in the horror real estate industry.

Acey · Feb 22, 2022 at 3:50 PM

“That would ruin the sex with Spiderman fantasy.”

Loq · Feb 22, 2022 at 5:18 PM

I can taste the memories of baby ducks already
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LadyNighteyes · Feb 22, 2022 at 6:56 PM

#Mama John's I knew your variety of industrial materials and solvents at reasonable rates were too good to be true.
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ChelG · Feb 22, 2022 at 6:58 PM

it wouldn't be an ironic twist if someone had already seen it coming.
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BaseDeltaZero · Feb 22, 2022 at 9:57 PM

Refer to the fictional magic cyborg via whatever pronouns you think best.
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ChelG · Feb 23, 2022 at 8:33 AM

The gay rhino things are there for being gay russian things.
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Wormwitch · Feb 23, 2022 at 6:24 PM

I thought that said "planets" and assumed he was trying to hit up cthulhu

ChelG · Feb 24, 2022 at 12:21 PM

Imagine having a sibling rivalry with your house.
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ChelG · Feb 24, 2022

"Yoda Force-chokes you until you black out."
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I for one never thought I would be glad to see a member of the Cthulhu Mythos.
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ChelG · Feb 24, 2022 at 1:14 PM

With their slow movement speed, loud moans that give away their position, slow reflexes, no anti-armor or anti-air capability, short-range communication, limited communication, limited coordination, inability to use vehicles, inability to use even the most rudimentary tactics or strategy, no capacity to avoid hazardous weather, susceptibility to the elements, and the fact that they can't even use a freaking door, clearly zombies are the height of apex predators.
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Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

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BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

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budgie not actually a bird

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Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

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BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

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Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

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Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

ChelG Well-Known Member

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

budgie not actually a bird

ChelG Well-Known Member

LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

ChelG Well-Known Member

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

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Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

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