Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

most divorced guy in the world commits unspeakable violence for his psychic frog wife

 

"If we have a clear recording, we can convert it back to actual bytes, thus dumping the RAM and ROM. "

 

'BRB, starting an argument about whether the run in question should be classified as a “two players, one controller” exhibition, or as a human player using a dog as an input device."

 

"welsknight eats SHOVEL"

"milk he got from a squid via a glitch"

 

"so one person might be able to teleport short distances and also make really good rollerblades, because their subconscious was like 'things would've turned out better if i rollerbladed instead', and then someone else in the same power cluster might get that and have their subconscious go, what am i supposed to do with this? be good at making....uh.....quote unquote spins wheel.......really good...boxes?"

 

--overheard while stocking in the dining hall today